I am 1337 because..

I am 1337 because I'm lovin' it!

I am 1337 because I am not 1337.

I am 1337 couse I have ******* and I love π level sites.

I am 1337 because i'm 1337

cuz I got 1337 player points on super street fighter 4

Because I can ban whoever I want
not here though