Hello?

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Originally Posted by manker

All makes perfect sense :lol:

Yep. Who could possibly argue. I'm frankly astounded that there aren't more pics of burds with pubes sellotaped to their faces on the internets. In beard competitions. Wearing a plastic moustache.

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:snooty:

In all fairness, it was the hottest pic in the thread.
True facts above.

Well durrr, I'm female!

omfg, you're lesbianing this thread right up. Men can be hot, too.

You definitely had competition.
I take it you didn't see chavis' pic. Pretty damn sexy :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by manker

omfg, you're lesbianing this thread right up. Men can be hot, too.

You definitely had competition.
I take it you didn't see chavis' pic. Pretty damn sexy :smilie4:

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Isn't Chavois like, a hundred?

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

omfg, you're lesbianing this thread right up. Men can be hot, too.

You definitely had competition.
I take it you didn't see chavis' pic. Pretty damn sexy :smilie4:

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Isn't Chavois like, a hundred?

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He's got a dignified air and a functionable cawk - if his stories about what he does with his missus in the 20p thread are anything to go by.
A heady combo.

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Originally Posted by manker

He's got a dignified air and a functionable cawk - if his stories about what he does with his missus in the 20p thread are anything to go by.
A heady combo.

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Functional. That's hot.

I tried to make him sound like Data :eyebrows:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I hate to disappoint - I have been going for the full shave for a while now :no: No garden here, if however she is interested in lady-lavafields, (is that how you call them then?), maybe I can be of assistance.

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I just changed my sigy line, but this deserves honorable munch'n. :naughty:

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Originally Posted by manker

I tried to make him sound like Data :eyebrows:

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You don't have to worry about that, I like them old and mental :wub: