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When will this vicious cricle of recrimination end? :no:
Damn you, allen :fist:
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When you uncuntify.
Is that not like asking Abba to reform?
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Biggles
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When you uncuntify.
Is that not like asking Abba to reform?
Yes.
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What's a cricle anyways? :unsure:
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Indians are fooking strange.
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Like.
That's a relief - I didn't fancy trying to do that again
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Please take the time to read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it if you haven't yet.
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You're not even worth the ignore function. Fan-tastic.
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xfrodobagginsx
Please take the time to read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it if you haven't yet.
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xfrodobagginsx
Please take the time to read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it if you haven't yet.
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:lol:
It will stop when Frodo dies.
Fact.
There is a team of Dawkinists working on his global location as we speak.
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xfrodobagginsx
Please take the time to read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it if you haven't yet.
Dull and pointless and dodgy theology to boot. Your mission should you choose to accept it is to say something even halfway convincing.
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That would require independent thought, and not being a fucking stupid mental.
Merry christmas, btw, frodo, you mong.
How about you give us the gift of not coming back here?
In return, we'll promise to not believe less than we already do. Right guys?
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I agree to not believe less than I already do.
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A fair proposition I think I could manage that.
Feck! SGG has spilled something sticky on the desk and I have just put my hand on it. I think it is tea - she puts about 15 sugars in her tea :dabs:
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Biggles
Your mission should you choose to accept it is to say something even halfway convincing.
That's the problem with folks who are 100% certain of anything.
Without a smidgen of doubt to fuel the fire, it's tough to muster an argument that isn't fundamentally reducible to "Because I said so".
The poor godhobbit has failed to rise above the level of the morons present at every sporting event who flash a "John 3:16" placard and feel like they've done their bit to covert the masses.
I don't think he's capable of better.
Why doesn't God compel a Jesuit to come and do battle here?
At least he'd be armed with eloquence and wit instead of this braindead pedantry.
Probably provide some good liquor as well.
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Biggles
Your mission should you choose to accept it is to say something even halfway convincing.
That's the problem with folks who are 100% certain of anything.
Without a smidgen of doubt to fuel the fire, it's tough to muster an argument that isn't fundamentally reducible to "Because I said so".
The poor godhobbit has failed to rise above the level of the morons present at every sporting event who flash a "John 3:16" placard and feel like they've done their bit to covert the masses.
I don't think he's capable of better.
Why doesn't God compel a Jesuit to come and do battle here?
At least he'd be armed with eloquence and wit instead of this braindead pedantry.
Probably provide some good liquor as well.
I did not know that you like the Buckfast Clocker.:)
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I attended a party last night that featured a single malt tasting comparison.
I must admit that after the fifth or so sample, they all tasted mighty fine.
Not so big on the Buckfast though (never having tried it before...).
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Biggles
Your mission should you choose to accept it is to say something even halfway convincing.
That's the problem with folks who are 100% certain of anything.
Without a smidgen of doubt to fuel the fire, it's tough to muster an argument that isn't fundamentally reducible to "Because I said so".
The poor godhobbit has failed to rise above the level of the morons present at every sporting event who flash a "John 3:16" placard and feel like they've done their bit to covert the masses.
I don't think he's capable of better.
Why doesn't God compel a Jesuit to come and do battle here?
At least he'd be armed with eloquence and wit instead of this braindead pedantry.
Probably provide some good liquor as well.
What would you like to know.
I didn't see you posting "covert" btw.
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clocker
I attended a party last night that featured a single malt tasting comparison.
I must admit that after the fifth or so sample, they all tasted mighty fine.
Not so big on the Buckfast though (never having tried it before...).
Where I live at the moment- Lurgan NI- Buckfast is known as Lurgan Champagne.
It is cheap and nasty as fuck. Nowhere else in NI are they compelled to this Whore's Piss. They sell it in optics at the local bar and everything.
Once, when the beer shops didn't open on a Sunday In NI, you could see a queue outside the Sunday chemist because they sold Buckfast.
It's a tonic wine fermented by Monks in some god-fersakin place.
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clocker
I attended a party last night that featured a single malt tasting comparison.
I must admit that after the fifth or so sample, they all tasted mighty fine.
Not so big on the Buckfast though (never having tried it before...).
Where I live at the moment- Lurgan NI- Buckfast is known as Lurgan Champagne.
It is cheap and nasty as fuck. Nowhere else in NI are they compelled to this Whore's Piss. They sell it in optics at the local bar and everything.
Once, when the beer shops didn't open on a Sunday In NI, you could see a queue outside the Sunday chemist because they sold Buckfast.
It's a tonic wine fermented by Monks in some god-fersakin place.
http://blogs.bootsnall.com/Bucky/wp-..._close_203.jpg
Called Buckfast Abbey
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Yep.
Great name for a collection of monks, that.
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How the fuck do they come up with them.
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What would you like to know.
Which version of the Bible is a heathen supposed to accept as the word of God?
And, where's the Scotch?
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What would you like to know.
Which version of the Bible is a heathen supposed to accept as the word of God?
And, where's the Scotch?
None, they're Heathens.
I have no idea, I can't stand the stuff.
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Agreed.
I can just about stomach the Scots. But the Scotch is filthy.
That's not to say that the Irish is much better, like.
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Sextent
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clocker
Which version of the Bible is a heathen supposed to accept as the word of God?
And, where's the Scotch?
None, they're Heathens.
I have no idea, I can't stand the stuff.
OK, I'm convinced.
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Gentle proselytizing ftw.
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Bagginsboy softened me up first.
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Consider yourself groomed for the doomed.
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And so I shall.
Merry Christmas anyway.
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clocker
And so I shall.
Merry Christmas anyway.
And to you and your's Clocker.
And many more.
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What would you like to know.
Which version of the Bible is a heathen supposed to accept as the word of God?
The one that most literally translates the original manuscripts. The KJV is the one that is most accepted as the best literal translation. It has been for hundreds of years. The problem is that because the english language has evolved over the last couple of hundred years, it has become more and more difficult to understand, which is why folks are using so many other translations today. The modern king james version is an updated version of the kjv. I use it alot.
Merry Christmas!!!
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clocker
Which version of the Bible is a heathen supposed to accept as the word of God?
The one that most literally translates the original manuscripts. The KJV is the one that is most accepted as the best literal translation. It has been for hundreds of years. The problem is that because the english language has evolved over the last couple of hundred years, it has become more and more difficult to understand, which is why folks are using so many other translations today. The modern king james version is an updated version of the kjv. I use it alot.
Merry Christmas!!!
merry xmas .
why is christ called christ ? :wacko:
isnt he Yeshu of Nazareth ?
where did this name jesus christ came from ?
you could have called him timmy