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hmmm... :unsure:
sup bawlbags.
the wench is in hospital all ill and stuff, not sure what it is yet tho'. She's sposed to be having surgery about now:unsure:
shit man, what happened? she collapse or something?
In other news, I found a fiver while walking the dog:01:
It got even more orsum when I found a tenner just a few feet away!11!1:o!
no, she was having rly bad abdominal pains so the doctor sent her to hospital 2 days ago. They found nothing on xrays and scans and stuff so they're planning on putting one of those camera thingies inside her for a look:no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
shit mang :no:
It's terrible, I've had to take time off wurk and eat takeaways and the wash basket hasn't emptied itself like normal:unsure:
I took her DS in for her yesterday, like, she hasn't even got a tellybox there, let alone sky hd:no:
They won't let her eat or drink either, bawlbags.
On the plus side, she gets free morphine when she wants.
was gonna say lyke how are you still alive and not in a pool of your own poo :pinch:
Just got back from the hospital, like.
She's had surgery and seems to be doing fine, might een hae her home tomorrow:happy:
(which is handy cause i'e run out of clothes:smilie4:
In other news, I'e got pizza and fuckloads of dr pepper and the puntsphere on in HD:01:
edit: it seems my "" key has stopped working again:pinch:
Gud news indeed lyke, saves ewe buying new clothes :smilie4:
im off out on the pish, laters fagtards!111111111 :01:
Ja, hopefully she'll sole the problem of me tripping oer all the empty takeaway containers too.
I don't understand how they're still there, normally I eat the food and the containers disappear on their own:unsure:
My very best to your missus, Bo, you cunt.
I shall indeed pass that on to her, cuntybollocks.:kiss:
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A quick couple of questions for any wimmin reading;
1.Where do ewe buy new plates from? All the ones here are dirty.:unsure:
2.Also, undercooked pizza - poisonous or not?:ermm:
pizzas are just hot arent they? in the wild lyke in nature they're just hot??
/turned out to be a shit night so left :emo:
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So any rip will do for you. No pride? No waiting for quality?Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
ziggy's not known for his waiting skills. :no:
How come i'm not allowed a sig. Racists.
The board has a no smoking policy.
I win! :D
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In other news, the missus and the two youngest have gone to some unimaginably wank free concert hosted by Eamonn fucking Holmes.
I, on the other hand, am getting wopped and drinking alcopops and eating beef curry fried rice with no mushrooms and watching the fuck outta The Bourne Ultimatum on the big tellybox to the max.
That means I win. I win I win I win.
chavis, if you were female i just so fucking would :wub:
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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
That did make me :lol: tho'
Sup motherfuckers :smilie4:
need to go buy some motherfucking flipflops, some motherfucking short shorts and some motherfucking factor 50, gonna look like one straight-up motherfucker :smilie4:
i looks to me likes you are going on hols with that getup?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
whats wrong with the trunks and long socks look :eyebrows:
watching some shit on bbc2 about monkeys narrated by patrick stewart. its pretty fucking epic.
Is he making them sew :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
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Two days to go motherfuckers!!!! :01: finish work tomorrow, go to the misseses, eat some shit, grab our shit then go to the airport :01: :01: :01:
/but until then, wurksup... :emo:
:coffee:
in a proper holiday mood, can't be fucked with this work shit :/
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eating a coranation chicken sammich innit :01:
Been to Latvia this weekend.
Played a lot of poker. Also some billiards.
The cabins in the boats to and fro were a bit shit, as was the hotel room, and the city wot I was in. It was all dirty and stuff.
There was a bloke on the street selling babuschka dolls with lyke Hitler and Bin Laden painted on, though, it made me lol. Also mental old wimmin dancing in the street, badly. That scored another haha.