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If i'm laughing at you, that makes it funny for me. It's subjective, sunshine.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

MBM, you are one of the least intelligent forum posters. Every single one of your forum posts is idiotic.

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I tend to write in a style that is irritating to morons. Sorry.

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Originally Posted by Something Else

If i'm laughing at you, that makes it funny for me. It's subjective, sunshine.

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So... I guess you are trying to be funny after all? This is confusing.

Poor Arty :( Get well soon Bruv x

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Originally Posted by manker

Yes :D

Being self-employed is pretty challenging sometimes. I know I make out like I don't do much, but that isn't strictly true and there are certain things which only I can do and if I don't do them, nobody gets paid. I imagine it's the same with you, too. You hear of people taking time off work for 'stress' or a cold or an upset tummy and you just think; 'twat, get to fucking work'.
My missus does this all the time but she works for the government so idrc.

Hope you get well soon :]

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How very dare you! I work for the government but it's the same for me. I slept through my alarm on Wednesday and my boss woke me up at 10.50 am asking where I was. By the time I got in at 12.30 everyone was still waiting for me so they could start work. My boss was just standing there clutching some of my paperwork looking like she was about to cry.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

How very dare you! I work for the government but it's the same for me. I slept through my alarm on Wednesday and my boss woke me up at 10.50 am asking where I was. By the time I got in at 12.30 everyone was still waiting for me so they could start work. My boss was just standing there clutching some of my paperwork looking like she was about to cry.

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Gang bangs don't work without the starlet. :no:

That avatar is freaking me out man. :blink:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Gang bangs don't work without the starlet. :no:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Poor Arty :( Get well soon Bruv x

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Originally Posted by manker

Yes :D

Being self-employed is pretty challenging sometimes. I know I make out like I don't do much, but that isn't strictly true and there are certain things which only I can do and if I don't do them, nobody gets paid. I imagine it's the same with you, too. You hear of people taking time off work for 'stress' or a cold or an upset tummy and you just think; 'twat, get to fucking work'.
My missus does this all the time but she works for the government so idrc.

Hope you get well soon :]

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How very dare you! I work for the government but it's the same for me. I slept through my alarm on Wednesday and my boss woke me up at 10.50 am asking where I was. By the time I got in at 12.30 everyone was still waiting for me so they could start work. My boss was just standing there clutching some of my paperwork looking like she was about to cry.

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You're a civil servant. Well fuck me if you haven't just gone down about forty-leven notches in the would scale.
I had assumed you worked for a private petro-chemical company and advised in the genetic development of mutant battle-toads or whatevar.

I couldn't resist:

http://i.imgur.com/XnOEp.jpg

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Originally Posted by manker

You're a civil servant. Well fuck me if you haven't just gone down about forty-leven notches in the would scale.
I had assumed you worked for a private petro-chemical company and advised in the genetic development of mutant battle-toads or whatevar.

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Medical Research! My organisation is taxpayer funded. And I wouldn't let you would me even if you wanted to :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Artemis

I couldn't resist:

http://i.imgur.com/XnOEp.jpg

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I would squeeze that until it popped. Out of love.

So you have a fairly large pet cemetery somewhere close at hand Squeams, or has everyone learned and only give you inanimate objects now? :blink:

Pfft. Like you'd get a choice in the matter.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

So you have a fairly large pet cemetery somewhere close at hand Squeams, or has everyone learned and only give you inanimate objects now? :blink:

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I CAN control myself. If I come across anything cute I just take it slow and breathe through it.

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Originally Posted by manker

Pfft. Like you'd get a choice in the matter.

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When an unstoppable rapist meets an immovable rapist the result can only be hospitalisation for both parties.

That's a direct quote from the Dalai Lama.

And above that quoth Mme Squeams, she of the interlocking cunt.

Wait. Above that was me :eyebrows:

ehh fuck it. It'll confuse Mary if nothing else.

Pffft. I am SO much more than just an interlocking cunt. I have a simply heavenly anus as well :happy:

I think your best attribute is that sometimes you make me wish I had two cawks <3

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I would squeeze that until it popped. Out of love.

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So, are you into teenage boys?

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

http://i.imgur.com/XnOEp.jpg

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I would squeeze that until it popped. Out of love For research.[/QUOTE]

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At my old lab a co-worker used to make it a habit to skin the rats in a fashion that opened their torso in a breasted-suit-like fashion. He said it made the job more cheerful for him. Every time I picture him I just imagine him with a laundry line across the anaesthetic chamber with a bunch of ratskin blazers hanging to dry. He never quite figured out why I kept calling him Ken, but once the picture stuck in my head it was too hard to resist adding the cherry on top.

Stories after a drunken night brought about by pictures of afghani hamsters. :cheers:

Darth Cicero, I've been wondering about something. A while ago, you mentioned some fellow, who was on autistic spectrum, and you implied that fellow lost his virginity earlier than "normal" people did. How was he able to get women attracted to him? Maybe I could learn a thing or two from that fellow.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Darth Cicero, I've been wondering about something. A while ago, you mentioned some fellow, who was on autistic spectrum, and you implied that fellow lost his virginity earlier than "normal" people did. How was he able to get women attracted to him? Maybe I could learn a thing or two from that fellow.

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He could afford a hooker.

I am serious. Those were Darth Cicero's exact words:

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Originally Posted by Darth Cicero

When I was in high school years ago, the first kid to get some action was an aspie. He was so interested on exploring sexual behaviors he beat even the "normal" kids to it.

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So, does it mean that kid lost his virginity earlier than normal people did? If it's true, how was he able to get women attracted to him? That's my question.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I am serious. Those were Darth Cicero's exact words:

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Originally Posted by Darth Cicero

When I was in high school years ago, the first kid to get some action was an aspie. He was so interested on exploring sexual behaviors he beat even the "normal" kids to it.

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So, does it mean that kid lost his virginity earlier than normal people did? If it's true, how was he able to get women attracted to him? That's my question.

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Date rape.

People, I am asking a serious question, so please give me a serious reply to the question!! Darth Cicero, give me a serious reply to my question.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

People, I am asking a serious question, so please give me a serious reply to the question!! Darth Cicero, give me a serious reply to my question.

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Like you've never considered date rape... :dry:

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I am serious. Those were Darth Cicero's exact words:

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Originally Posted by Darth Cicero

When I was in high school years ago, the first kid to get some action was an aspie. He was so interested on exploring sexual behaviors he beat even the "normal" kids to it.

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So, does it mean that kid lost his virginity earlier than normal people did? If it's true, how was he able to get women attracted to him? That's my question.

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Think that question through very s l o w l y. How the fuck would he know how someone else got laid? At that time of his life he was too busy thinking about himself, and whether he would be next, to stand back and critically evaluate the winning technique of someone else. :blink:

PEOPLE!!!! WTF!!!! I want you to give me a SERIOUS response to my question!

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED!!!!! How the fuck would he know what would work for someone else? Did you ever go up to someone and ask ' so how do you make the girls fall over with their legs up in the air?'

But he said that guy was on autistic spectrum. Therefore, I assume that guy had some social difficulties. But in spite of his problems, he was able to "get some action" before normal people did. I wonder how it happened and maybe I could learn something from that guy.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

But he said that guy was on autistic spectrum. Therefore, I assume that guy had some social difficulties. But in spite of his problems, he was able to "get some action" before normal people did. I wonder how it happened and maybe I could learn something from that guy.

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Maybe you should get the guys phone number and ask him yourself?

Hopefully, Darth Cicero will answer my question.

This is why it is pointless explaining things to O.C.D. people. They don't listen anyway. They just go back to what they were on about in the first place, like you were a mild interruption to their train of thought, fly buzzing past, or a curtain flapping in their face.

I know.....

maybe a slightly different sized font will work?

or even a different color so that he can understand me more clearly?

you never know it might work?

Darth Cicero isn't psychic so he doesn't know how someone else scored a chick waaay back in the past.

Okay.

But in about five minutes, the little hamster is going to hop back on the wheel, and start running back along the same track, till you hit up Darthy for..... the answer!

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Originally Posted by OlegL

But he said that guy was on autistic spectrum. Therefore, I assume that guy had some social difficulties. But in spite of his problems, he was able to "get some action" before normal people did. I wonder how it happened and maybe I could learn something from that guy.

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The first two likely answers that spring to mind is that he had guys like Darth Cicero as his competition and that he had guys like Darth Cicero as his competition.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

The first two likely answers that spring to mind is that he had guys like Darth Cicero as his competition and that he had guys like Darth Cicero as his competition.

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Actually I left a very important part of the story out. The fella was Chinese. He had the stereotype of a little cute mini-him surrounded by a cushiony bush going for him. And he couldn't drive away in a getaway bicycle if he wanted to.

On a serious note, how the fuck should I know. A random guy got laid because of how he made it the centre of his consciousness at the age of 13. If he found a magic golden leg opener I still wouldn't care.

I believe the obvious answer was that the girls were pretty ugly.

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Originally Posted by Darth Cicero

On a serious note, how the fuck should I know. A random guy got laid because of how he made it the centre of his consciousness at the age of 13. If he found a magic golden leg opener I still wouldn't care.

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Well, it's pretty obvious he didn't get laid with a hooker; otherwise, you wouldn't have mentioned him.