He soitanly did. :D
The time is twenty-six minutes to one in the afternoon. The year is 1978, and the date is May 6th. What is the significance of this?
* other than the fact that it's actually not the date today * :P
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He soitanly did. :D
The time is twenty-six minutes to one in the afternoon. The year is 1978, and the date is May 6th. What is the significance of this?
* other than the fact that it's actually not the date today * :P
:D Ang and Riddler sittin' in a tree... K I S S I N G
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:ph34r: Whoops! j/k
:ph34r: :ph34r: Double whoops! j/k in a serious thread.
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http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/shy.gif am not, am not, am not....nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
:P
almost had me on this one...
we don't write the date the same way here....
12:34 5/6/78
but if you were in Australia it wouldn't make sense.... 12:34 6/5/78, you have to use the 5th of June 1978
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erm.... in a tree???....
damn I haven't climbed a tree for years....
couldn't we just make out in the car???..... ;)
promise to leave the lights on for ya Andie so you can watch.... :P
I thought that might give a bit of trouble.....but you came through ! :DQuote:
Originally posted by ang3968@1 December 2003 - 04:58
almost had me on this one...
we don't write the date the same way here....
12:34 5/6/78
but if you were in Australia it wouldn't make sense.... 12:34 6/5/78, you have to use the 5th of June 1978
...and um...........http://home.no.net/ungpike/emoticons/bryddsmil.gifQuote:
Originally posted by ang3968@1 December 2003 - 04:58
:blink: :blink:
erm.... in a tree???....
damn I haven't climbed a tree for years....
couldn't we just make out in the car???..... ;)
promise to leave the lights on for ya Andie so you can watch.... :P
OK, mystery time................
Detective Knickers had just finished examining the body of Gertrude Munsch which was lying on couch in her plush living room.
"Mrs. Munsch was hit on the back of her head 3 or 4 times with the butt of that pistol," the sleuth said.
The .45 lay on the floor near the body. Sheriff Googler was dusting the weapon for fingerprints.
"I've telephoned her husband at his office and only told him to come home, I dislike breaking bad news.Will you do it?", the sheriff said.
"I'll do it," said Knickers as he watched the body being removed from the scene. Then he took a seat in a lounge chair to wait for Mr. Munsch.
The Ambulance drove away just as Mr. Munsch arrived. He came into the living room and asked, "Where's Gerti ? What's happened?"
"I'm sorry to have to tell you that she was murdered about 3 hours ago," said Knickers. "Your cleaning lady found the body and called the sheriff."
"I can't find any fingerprints on this gun," said the sheriff. "I'll send it to the lab."
Mr. Munsch's face flushed as he got angry and said, "please find the fiend that clubbed Gertie to death, I'll put up a twenty-five thousand dollar reward!"
"Save your money," said Googler. "The murderer won't be that hard to find." Why?
It was the husband - he knew that she'd been clubbed to death with the pistol rather than being shot, but the detective never told him that.Quote:
Originally posted by Riddler@1 December 2003 - 12:36
Detective Knickers had just finished examining the body of Gertrude Munsch which was lying on couch in her plush living room.
"Mrs. Munsch was hit on the back of her head 3 or 4 times with the butt of that pistol," the sleuth said.
The .45 lay on the floor near the body. Sheriff Googler was dusting the weapon for fingerprints.
"I've telephoned her husband at his office and only told him to come home, I dislike breaking bad news.Will you do it?", the sheriff said.
"I'll do it," said Knickers as he watched the body being removed from the scene. Then he took a seat in a lounge chair to wait for Mr. Munsch.
The Ambulance drove away just as Mr. Munsch arrived. He came into the living room and asked, "Where's Gerti ? What's happened?"
"I'm sorry to have to tell you that she was murdered about 3 hours ago," said Knickers. "Your cleaning lady found the body and called the sheriff."
"I can't find any fingerprints on this gun," said the sheriff. "I'll send it to the lab."
Mr. Munsch's face flushed as he got angry and said, "please find the fiend that clubbed Gertie to death, I'll put up a twenty-five thousand dollar reward!"
"Save your money," said Googler. "The murderer won't be that hard to find." Why?
oh well done Lamsey!!
it's obvious when someone points it out... :rolleyes:
Yes, nicely done Mr.Holmes. ;)
You prob'ly remember this one Liam, so hold off til next one, K?. :D
"I've finally earned my place as assistant curator of the museum", said Bob Hobbie to Max, the chief administrator of the Belgra Archeological Museum. "I moved West of the Pakistani dig site and we've just unearthed some wonderful coin artifacts."
"Why did you start digging in a new location?" asked Max.
"One of the local natives told me that, for many generations, his family had passed down a legend of a lost village and he found a map among his father's things," said Bob. "His father recently passed away", he added. "The native followed the map and led me to this site on the condition that if we discovered anything of value he would be paid one thousand dollars", explained Bob.
"And what is it that you found buried,?" asked Max.
"It's just terrific," exclaimed Bob, "we found 3 gold coins of various sizes dated 400 B.C., and after properly dusting them off I found them to be in excellent condition." "I quickly paid the native to complete our verbal contract and keep him from trying to claim a portion of the discovery," concluded Bob. After considering for a few moments, Max told Bob that when he returns home he should look for another job!! Why?
I will pass on this one too. I was there when these coins were minted. That old Eh? :lol:
erm... :blink:
how could they date coins BC.... they wouldn't know it was BC till after it was BC....
:D
This one's kind of enlightening really ;) ....finish the last line of this poem;
It was the first time as I recall,
One evening in May, you gave it me,
My mother was hiding and watching it all,
My very first time with her own eyes to see.
It was an experience beyond compare.
You pushed it between my lips, I swear,
I could feel it, feel it, all of it there.
I coughed and I spluttered, I thought I would choke,
So great was the feeling that nobody spoke,
The first time you gave me - my ____ ____ _____.
oooer Ridds... ;)
but being a smoker I'm guessing it would be "my ( first puff or something along those lines) first smoke"
only cos I remember coughing and spluttering, and thinking I would choke, bit....
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:D
....very first smoke.
Good one Ang. :)
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- :blink: *BOINK!* :blink:
This thread seems to be lacking somefin Ridds. <_<
:lol:
Right you are tw..............
This one's a groaner....don't think too seriously, but you will have to think.
The tour guide was finishing the tour at Mozart's grave and told everyone that if they listened very carefully, they could hear actual music coming from the grave. Everyone immediately fell silent and, sure enough, symphony music could be distinctly heard coming from the ground although it sounded as if it were being played backwards. What could possibly explain this?
Yes of course groan....
- Hes was DEcomposing. :rolleyes:
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Two people come to a pirahna infested river. There is a rowboat, however it can carry one person only. How can they each get to the other side of the river using the boat?
whichever side the boat is on the person gets in and rows to the other side where the other person gets in and rows back :D
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<_< That's what I get for takin the time to add a fish to my post.
ilw nailed it. :D
IBIS IBEX ORYX SIKA ZEBU
Which of the above words don't belong in that set ?
Ibis? I think it is a bird.
It certainly is, bb.http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/clap.gifQuote:
Originally posted by bigboab@2 December 2003 - 09:00
Ibis? I think it is a bird.
Someone else have a go for a while. :)
With fingers alone, I can make you drop things in your hands.
With flies, I can make you lose concentration.
With balls, I can make all of you fat.
artistically done titey :P
Timothy and Urban play a game with two dice. But they do not use the numbers. Some of the faces are painted red and the others blue. Each player throws the dice in turn. Timothy wins when the two top faces are the same color. Urban wins when the colors are different. Their chances are even.
The first die has 5 red faces and 1 blue face. How many red and how many blue are there on the second die?
<s>I wanna say 5 blue an' 1 red.... but that seems too easy</s>. :unsure:
:rolleyes: Ignore that.... it's wrong!
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that would be too easy.
I can't wrap my head around how to figure out an equasion for this, but it must be 2 red an' 4 blue. :blink:
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a bit of the reasoning behind it,
there are 36 possible combinations, so for equal odds each player must win with 18 of these 36. Tim's wins are 5 x two blues + 1 x two reds.
:unsure: I was gonna say 3 each before the last post, but it just didn't seem possible that it was right, so I said 2 & 4.... but after twiddlin #s, I'm back to 3 & 3 again.
It still don't seem right though, but.... :blink:
<_< An' NO, I'm not just workin my way down the possibilites.... if'n this ain't it, then I quit!
3 each wins the prize
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for old times sake :P
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Originally posted by ilw@2 December 2003 - 11:37
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for old times sake :P
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Sorry for the delay.... having some "issuses" wif another "member" (a-hole more like. <_< )
Wow, had to get out the Big Shovel to dig this back up. :P
A woman was standing at a table while a man sat on the other side of the table. The man had a drink but had not ordered any food. The woman took something out of her shoe and put it in front of the man on the table. The man looked at it carefully but did not touch it. The woman then took something else out of the same shoe and put it on her side of the table, but the man did not look at it. The woman then took something else out of her shoe and put it on the table in front of the man, who looked at it but again did not touch it. The woman then pulled a fourth object out of her shoe and put it on her side of the table. This time the man looked at the object she had just put down and asked her politely not to give him anything else from her shoe. What is going on here?
They are playing cards...blackjack?
Hiya SnnY...." hit me." :D
What do the following numbers - and only these numbers - have in common?
3 7 10 11 12
Only vowel in them is "e"?
No wait- there's always seventeen, and so forth :unsure:
Only numbers without teen in them, but still with only "e's" then :blink:
:o Uh-oh, this could be another short night for this thread ! You're on fire again. :D
This one was designed to stump the peeps in warm climates...I doubt you'll have any trouble with it SnnY. ;)
Eight children spent a fun-filled 2 hours on a winter's day running back and forth between two houses, throwing rocks at the houses. Their parents watched them without trying to stop them at all, even though there was ice where they were running. In fact, the parents cheered the good throws. Why?