2 suspensions bushes
1 headlightbulb
1 hour of the life of 2 sweaty mechanics.
:dabs:
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2 suspensions bushes
1 headlightbulb
1 hour of the life of 2 sweaty mechanics.
:dabs:
How many mechanics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I can give you an estimate, but I don't know for sure... :dabs:
Chicken and stuffing sarnie
bottle of fairtrade orange juice
Walkers salt and vinegar crisps
and a large piece of chocolate cake....
all for the rip off student cafe price of £4.14....
Nike Air Force 1 ~..~ well cheap in a sale
a stairway to heaven.
I think I've done that one before.
Yep :dabs:
A pasty to eat whilst I built my new computer. Still hungry though. :dabs:
An ergonomic pillow, a couple of pillow cases for it, and a cable so I could connect an el-wire I got for christmas to my PSU. And some Robotech game for my PS2.
In retrospect I should have bought some food instead.
Assimilate the old hardware, in lieu of substinance.
You know you can do it :01:
Oh ... last stuff I bought.
A newspaper, some pop and crisps. Flaming Hawt Monster Munch, if you please :smilie4:
Flaming Hawt Monster Munch ~..~ what no Pot Noodle!
Soon time to go buy a pizza I think.
bread, cheese & lucozade
Chinese food. :01:
kung-pao chicken? :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
A pizza, a carton of milk, and 3 litres of soda :01:
A packet of salt and shake crisps :01:
tabs and a pasty
Does this have some hidden meaning, that we, in Kent, don't know about? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
rolf
2 lotto tickets + Pkt Wrigley's Spearmint
bus ticket t't'travs
The girl behind the counter at the local grocery store gets all tongue-tied every time I shop there. It's like she forgets what to say, and then goes "thanks yourself" automatically, like, even tho' it's totally out of context.
Not sure why, but I'd like to think it's to do with my sex appeal.
She sounds a bit retarded, but I'm sure it's to do with your secks appeal :DQuote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
secks appeal is ghey :fist:
I have the same effect with the girl on the cheese counter in morrisons
Just because Graham thinks you've got it and it makes him wank in your chair :schnauz:Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
My hawtness retards people :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
The Medusa effect, except funnier :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
sorry to bring the tone down, but i haven't done it since like two days before then. so pretty much every female has the snny effect on me :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
working on tills rawks. i always thought i was anti-social but i like pretending i care about what lazy bastards want to kill themselves with :dabs:
Hehe, quality.Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
You know, I really have to concentrate on your posts sometimes; but it is worth it :01:
I second that, on both counts :DQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
one day they'll be a freudian slip and i'll get sacked :( , or even sacked :01:
Organic Carrots.
Leek.
Couple Parsnips.
Courgette.
3 Bottles o' Apple.
Mrs JP fancied some roasted vegetables, t'apple was for moi.
20 squids worth of soap bar:mellow:
PooveQuote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
a kong. :happy: :ermm:
how?:unsure:
a 591ml bottle of 7up, $1.75.