Last one to post wins the internets

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11-10-2009, 01:43 PM
Hairbautt

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

We have a lot in common, brother.

:dabs:
11-10-2009, 01:47 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

We're sad fucks. We should end it all. You go first.

-doobs
11-10-2009, 01:50 PM
Hairbautt

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

I'll mix the cool-aid.
11-10-2009, 01:53 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

We're American, ffs. We should use a gun - a big shiny gun, like.

-doobs
11-10-2009, 01:59 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

Skizo, what's the best type of gun to use in a suicide pact?
I suppose it doesn't matter in the end...

-doobs
11-10-2009, 01:59 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

But still...

-doobs
11-10-2009, 02:00 PM
Hairbautt

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

I'll take the 22, you take the 12.
11-10-2009, 02:03 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

My mate called and needs me to lay down some drum tracks for a song he's recording.

Carry on without me, bro.
Bye, Harry.

-doobs
11-10-2009, 02:05 PM
Hairbautt

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

That's ok. I can wait.
11-10-2009, 02:32 PM
Skweeky

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

Can you do it live so we can watch?
11-10-2009, 02:53 PM
Hairbautt

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

You know if some outsider were to stumble in here right now they'd really get the wrong idea.
11-10-2009, 07:18 PM
chalice

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwICmPYCXdM[/YOUTUBE]
11-10-2009, 08:04 PM
Skweeky

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

Does anyone else think that Peter Andre is the biggest wet blanket the world has ever seen? The guy is everywhere, playing his little victim role.

'Boohoo,I miss my kids, and Jordan is being all nasty about me. Oh, yes, ok then, I'll do ANOTHER tv show, but I swear I'm not doing this for the publicity'
11-10-2009, 08:24 PM
chalice

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Does anyone else think that Peter Andre is the biggest wet blanket the world has ever seen? The guy is everywhere, playing his little victim role.

'Boohoo,I miss my kids, and Jordan is being all nasty about me. Oh, yes, ok then, I'll do ANOTHER tv show, but I swear I'm not doing this for the publicity'

The trick is to not watch him, read tabloids or give a fuck about him in the slightest regard.

Having said that, How To Look Good Naked is on in the corner of my living room. I tried to protest, but the missus is glued to it. So I really can't talk.
11-10-2009, 08:41 PM
Alien5

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

Does anyone else think that Peter Andre is the biggest wet blanket the world has ever seen? The guy is everywhere, playing his little victim role.

'Boohoo,I miss my kids, and Jordan is being all nasty about me. Oh, yes, ok then, I'll do ANOTHER tv show, but I swear I'm not doing this for the publicity'

Who’s Peter Andre? :unsure:

Sounds like one of those made-up names they give you when your real name is Eldrick or Gordon.
11-10-2009, 08:46 PM
Skweeky

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

http://www.almostzara.com/wp-content...eter_andre.jpg
11-10-2009, 08:47 PM
Alien5

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

:wank:
11-10-2009, 08:50 PM
Something Else

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

At least wait until we're not here AllenS. Control your self man. :no:
11-11-2009, 03:52 AM
brotherdoobie

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

Quote:

Originally Posted by Something Else

At least wait until we're not here AllenS. Control your self man. :no:

:lol:

-doobs
11-11-2009, 05:14 AM
Alien5

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/f.../0/1/sheep.jpg
11-11-2009, 05:46 AM
Skiz

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

:kiss:
11-12-2009, 12:43 AM
Hairbautt

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

http://uploads.neowin.net/forum/post...1139004840.png

:lol:
11-12-2009, 01:04 AM
brotherdoobie

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

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Originally Posted by Hairbautt

http://uploads.neowin.net/forum/post...1139004840.png

:lol:

FFS, you were supposed to off yourself. What happened? You used a 22 didn't you? Prolly, bounced right off of that thick southern skull...

-doobs
11-12-2009, 01:06 AM
Hairbautt

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

On the contrary it fixed my lighting.
11-12-2009, 01:21 AM
brotherdoobie

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

I'm genuinely perplexed. Eh?

-doobs
11-12-2009, 01:26 AM
chalice

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

I'm genuinely perplexed. Eh?

-doobs

Those were Aliester Crowley's last words, mate.

I'm leaving home.

I just want you to be just like me, mate.

Push and shove. I'm fucked.
11-12-2009, 01:50 AM
chalice

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

All you heroes best beware,
11-12-2009, 03:02 AM
brotherdoobie

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

Going for a walk? Put on a coat. It's a bit cold out, mate. And be careful, Chalice.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1..._book-Copy.gif

Peace, brotherdoobie ^5
11-12-2009, 03:03 AM
chalice

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

Fuck you, mate.

And goodbye.
11-12-2009, 03:06 AM
Hairbautt

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

LONDON (Reuters) - Britons are among the ugliest people in the world, according to a dating website that says it only allows "beautiful people" to join.

I kid you not: http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...ddlyEnoughNews
11-12-2009, 03:21 AM
brotherdoobie

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

What a load of crap. My cawk is Polish and he's dashing yet humble. My baby toe is Scandinavian and she's a fucking pig.

Burp.
11-12-2009, 10:09 AM
Something Else

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hairbautt

LONDON (Reuters) - Britons are among the ugliest people in the world, according to a dating website that says it only allows "beautiful people" to join.

I kid you not: http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...ddlyEnoughNews

I think you're probably right. Thankfully we have tons of hawt, foreign burds.
11-12-2009, 10:11 AM
Skweeky

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

:yes:
11-12-2009, 11:24 AM
Something Else

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purple_Ice

centimental value

:lol:
11-12-2009, 08:42 PM
Skweeky

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

I seem to have caught insomnia. Doobs, you started it, so you must have given it to me.

I can't seem to sleep properly anymore, the slightest sound wakes me up and then I end up tossing and turning until I finally give in and switch in the light so I can read.
11-12-2009, 08:46 PM
Skweeky

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

In other news, our little squirt was playing at the bottom of the stairs earlier, he likes to use the safety gate to clamber up and down the bottom step.

It is just round a corner, so we can't actually see him when he is there.

We were just sitting watching some tv when he let out the loudest squeal I ever heard, like the type of scream you hear when someone gets a really bad fright. We both jumped up and ran to him, and he was just standing there crying, but when Gemmell picked him up he stopped, looked at me and smiled.

It was all a bit spooky to be honest, because it was completely out of character.
11-12-2009, 09:42 PM
weenden

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

scary huh skweeky when the little one screams
11-12-2009, 10:00 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

I seem to have caught insomnia. Doobs, you started it, so you must have given it to me.

I can't seem to sleep properly anymore, the slightest sound wakes me up and then I end up tossing and turning until I finally give in and switch in the light so I can read.

I'm sure it's just temporary. I hope so. The company would be nice, but I wouldn't wish that upon you, Skweeks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

In other news, our little squirt was playing at the bottom of the stairs earlier, he likes to use the safety gate to clamber up and down the bottom step.

It is just round a corner, so we can't actually see him when he is there.

We were just sitting watching some tv when he let out the loudest squeal I ever heard, like the type of scream you hear when someone gets a really bad fright. We both jumped up and ran to him, and he was just standing there crying, but when Gemmell picked him up he stopped, looked at me and smiled.

It was all a bit spooky to be honest, because it was completely out of character.

Spooky like a fox. :ermm:

Drink a shitload of coffee. Write a screenplay about the incident. Drink more coffee to insure maximum shakiness. Grab a hand held
video camera and make a brilliant movie. Make the fuck out of it.

-doobs :smilie4:
11-13-2009, 04:47 AM
Skweeky

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

I like it!
11-13-2009, 05:33 AM
brotherdoobie

Re: Last one to post wins the internets

You're going to be famous, Sonja. Mark my words.

-doobs :happy:

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