Last one to post wins the internets

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Been invited back again tonight too, I can't decide if it'd just be easier to just crack one off and get pished.
I've run out of smoke tho' and she's got plenty.

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This is me giving you advice.

Don't go out with a burd wot smokes weed. Go out with one who doesn't smoke weed but likes the bohemian/romantic/rebel idea of it. I went out with loads of burds wot smoke weed and it was a fucking nightmare. Your relationship will grow around it and they're all greedy cunts.

Go out with a burd wot likes the bohemian/romantic/rebel idea of it and you're fucking squids in, mate. More for you and you'll seem distant and contemplative when actually you're just wopped to the socks.

This is me stopping giving you advice.

Not that you give a fuck or anything. They can kill our children, but they're never kill the craic. Woo.

Wise words indeed, cuntybaws, but I'm already aware of the dangers of going out with a burd wot smokes weed:pinch:

I think I just need to make it clear to her that I just want to be inside her and nothing more (although the bacon sarnies were win, especially as she cooked them while I was asleep after having just jizzed in her again).

I say "make it clear to her", by which I probably mean fuck her some more and then not reply to any of her messages until I fancy another shot:sneaky:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

I think I just need to make it clear to her that I just want to be inside her and nothing more (although the bacon sarnies were win, especially as she cooked them while I was asleep after having just jizzed in her again).

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Fuck sake, you're practically married.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

I say "make it clear to her", by which I probably mean fuck her some more and then not reply to any of her messages until I fancy another shot:sneaky:

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I remember you when you were just fields.

A rotten wee cunt from the fractionally right side of the tracks. Look what you've become.

Makes my heart proud.

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

I think I just need to make it clear to her that I just want to be inside her and nothing more (although the bacon sarnies were win, especially as she cooked them while I was asleep after having just jizzed in her again).

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Fuck sake, you're practically married.

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pfft, I never got that once in fucking years when I actually put effort into being nice and having a relationship.
This burd's either just well trained or rly quite likes my cock just a little too much.

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

I say "make it clear to her", by which I probably mean fuck her some more and then not reply to any of her messages until I fancy another shot:sneaky:

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I remember you when you were just fields.

A rotten wee cunt from the fractionally right side of the tracks. Look what you've become.

Makes my heart proud.

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:lookaroun

is the puntsphere on sky today?

In other news, there is no news.

Nothing has happened to me or is likely to. I'd hang about and wait for it, but it might just occur somewhere else.

In other, other news, I'm wop of the popped.

getting wop of the popped sounds like a good plan. I'm going to watch the puntsphere either at home or at the pub, haven't decided yet, then pick some smoke up and get wopped to the macks.

Is it child abuse if you entice a (willing) six year old boy play co-op with you on Left 4 Dead 2 on the xbawks?

No, no it's not. It's good parenting if anything.
Kicking my dad's arse on the master system was a regular feature in my childhood and I turned out fine.

Fair enough, there wasn't any shooting zombies but that doesn't matter.

puntsphere time:01:

I fucking love shooting zombies. This is a fact.

I want my offspring to share in the unique pleasure it is to shoot zombies.

The man says I have to wait 'til they're 18. Fuck the po-lice, says I.

Zombies don't give a fuck about stinking ID cards. If there's a zombie holocaust tomorrow, I want my 6 year old locked and fully fucking loaded.

But remember it's Earth Hour soon, so turn some fucking lights on.

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Originally Posted by Snee

But remember it's Earth Hour soon, so turn some fucking lights on.

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The ten year old autistic savant is demanding this evening to be spent in candlelight.

If this doesn't happen, she will chuck an eppy of epic proportions.

Me! shame I probably won't win. :P

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Originally Posted by Blackbeard

Me! shame I probably won't win. :P

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That's wot your mum said when she entered the Cocksucker Olympics, but dedication brings home the gold.

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Originally Posted by Blackbeard

Me! shame I probably won't win. :P

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That's wot your mum said when she entered the Cocksucker Olympics, but dedication brings home the gold.

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:lol:

Blackbeard you smelly, pirate hooker. You walked right in to that one. Go back to your home on whore island, or do something else.

This Earth day coinciding with the clocks going back is coincimental.

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Earth Day was founded by United States Senator Gaylord Nelson.

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I wonder if he was involved in the Cocksucker Olympics.

the INTERNET is mine now
lock the thread :D

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Originally Posted by Something Else

Blackbeard ... do something else.

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A bit forward, is it not?

roughasfucksup, jizzcocks:pinch:

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Originally Posted by Evelyn

the INTERNET is mine now
lock the thread :D

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Mindfuck avatar.

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Originally Posted by iLOVENZB

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Originally Posted by Evelyn

the INTERNET is mine now
lock the thread :D

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Mindfuck avatar.

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I preferred the other one with the cat

Anyways, I wents to Brisbaiiin to give a hand to a bakery opening up there.

Couldn't believe my fucking eyes when I saw production run flawlessly on the first day. No wonder the bogan headed Australians are so pissed off with Asians, Indians, Turks etc for "stealing" their jobs. They listened to everything I said and not once complained about their work. They were willing to stay behind and help because the only Australian was in the office and fucked the invoices.

Going there tomorrow to help out. 2.5hr drive there and 1.5hrs back (no cars on road and next to no speed cameras), probably not going to finish till 6am, got TAFE at 9am. Going to be another 48hr wake time day. Woot!.

Muldy where's your meme's/blog today?

What the fuck is this:

http://store.americanapparel.com.au/rsad300.html

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Originally Posted by iLOVENZB

Anyways, I wents to Brisbaiiin to give a hand to a bakery opening up there.

Couldn't believe my fucking eyes when I saw production run flawlessly on the first day. No wonder the bogan headed Australians are so pissed off with Asians, Indians, Turks etc for "stealing" their jobs. They listened to everything I said and not once complained about their work. They were willing to stay behind and help because the only Australian was in the office and fucked the invoices.

Going there tomorrow to help out. 2.5hr drive there and 1.5hrs back (no cars on road and next to no speed cameras), probably not going to finish till 6am, got TAFE at 9am. Going to be another 48hr wake time day. Woot!.

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Here in Candidia we use slave immigrant labour to pick crops and clean our toilets .
I'm not so sure that it has anything to do with work ethic though, more likely that "they " are just more accustomed to living in shacks and dealing with unsanitary conditions.
God bless "their" little non-White, gibberish spewing hearts.

Typical view from a ALP supporter. Claiming the need for higher wages but not willing to have a higher work ethic. Meanwhile goods/services are on the increase to cope with the continuing rising demand for labour, then that retriggers another wage increase to cope with the rising cost of living.

I don't even know what ALP stands for .True story.
Also I happen to do physical labour , probably because I'm too dum to understand acronyms so there .
Anyway what job a person takes or is forced to take has absolutely nothing to do with ethnicity and everything to do with opportunity and necessity .

ALP is a political party who bend over backwards for the Greens (another tree hugging party) and the Unions.

You're exactly right about opportunity and necessity. You don't need to work here. Welfare here is a joke and is handed to anybody. Once you're on welfare its a free sail while high income earners/business owners pay for everything.

I voted Green in the last election. :cry:
Of course considering my other options I didn't really have much of a choice .

Are the Greens as irrational over there as they are here?

Nice stars*

Just one example of what we have to put up with:

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/state-elec...313-1bt4i.html

Don't get me started on the Carbon Fibre Tax.

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Originally Posted by iLOVENZB

Are the Greens as irrational over there as they are here?

Nice stars*

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Probably some are, just as some Conservatives believe in a lot of things that hopefully also never come to fruition.

Anyway though it's a bad reason I do it mainly as a protest vote .There is zero chance of them being elected but hopefully their percentage of the vote is still large enough for the "real" parties to take note that some of the population have some problem with the current situation and aren't willing to just blindly follow.

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Originally Posted by iLOVENZB

Just one example of what we have to put up with:

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/state-elec...313-1bt4i.html

Don't get me started on the Carbon Fibre Tax.

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I would like to hear about the carbon fibre tax. I do some research with carbon fiber, so don't take it as me just trying to fuck with you, I have an actual interest in it... weird huh

Got this. The new new transparent skin sucks baws.

http://www.getpersonas.com/en-US/persona/97758

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by iLOVENZB

Just one example of what we have to put up with:

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/state-elec...313-1bt4i.html

Don't get me started on the Carbon Fibre Tax.

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I would like to hear about the carbon fibre tax. I do some research with carbon fiber, so don't take it as me just trying to fuck with you, I have an actual interest in it... weird huh

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You actually want me to break my blisters after typing this post:

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/4...=1#post3570072

Maybe tomorrow when I'm fully rested.

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Originally Posted by iLOVENZB

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I would like to hear about the carbon fibre tax. I do some research with carbon fiber, so don't take it as me just trying to fuck with you, I have an actual interest in it... weird huh

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You actually want me to break my blisters after typing this post:

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/4...=1#post3570072

Maybe tomorrow when I'm fully rested.

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Oh you meant carbon tax, nevermind then...