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Plenty of hoovers have a reverse button, for when stuff gets accidentally sucked in. True story.
Back of the net :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by botson
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Congrats with the month off. A whole month, what will work do without you? True question as I'd hate someone here to take that long off.
Also, What are you going to do?
Apart from coming to visit me to get my new projector, that I haven't bought yet but will if you say the word, up and running.
First thing I'll do is sort out the bombstrike/wasteland that is my apartment. After that I expect I'll be hanging out at Waterparks, busyman-style, and, idk, cycling and watching movies in the evenings, probably. Possibly phleying gheymes. Plenty of time at the beach if possible.
It's not unlikely I'll be involved in some sort of building project of my dad's, lugging rocks or something around. There's usually at least a day of that.
All of that is to say that I don't really have any plans.
As for work, there's a bunch of bugs that won't be sorted while I'm gone. Probably wouldn't have done most of it anyway, however. Also, some people will have to ask someone else about how things work, or wait until I'm back.
Well good because I'm free whenever so just google 'Stephen Greene', get on a Lufthansa (or wutevar you baltic state people use these days) and come have a coffee before you get started on the installation.
That is to say that I'm not free, at all, but come over and I'll give you the keys to my chrome commorancy. You can entertain yourself and my missus and kiddie and cat with the new projector while I lean back in my big chair and revel in the magnificence of my Swede recruitment plan.
Good plan :sage:
At the first reading, I read it like I could entertain myself with your missus. I liked it better before I re-read it :(
She can be quite entertaining when there are no reality shows on telly. Or is it demanding. Are the two things the same with wiminz?
Thank fuck for reality television, says I.
I knew I wonQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
someonemany over with that one, I just didn't think you'd be one of them.
The missus and the kids are absconding to New York and Florida pretty imminently. I'm a gonna hang back in silent magnificence. Convinced She Who Must Be Assuaged that buying an iPad would be the way to go, what with all the easy video and conferencing and whatnot.
Obviously I will obtain it for my own. I'm posting from it now. Pretty fucking great. However, my Luddite mongoloid will kill it, lose it, or eat it before she even gets within stalking distance of Mickey fucking Mouse.
Then she will maul onwards towards EPCOT like a Godzilla gifted in maths and little else.
Just catching up on threads. Which one do you intend to purchase?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Fuck knows. I'll ask Snee which one to get and I'll order it to arrive a few days before his arrival at chez moi.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I imagine he will then set it all up while I'm taking tea in the parlour.
If for some reason, that is completely beyond my comprehension, he decides not to visit, then I shan't get one because they're shite :snooty:
I actually thought it was a stunning display of Americanism, so much so I'm going to mention it whenever I'm talking to someone from Scandinavia.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI knew I wonQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
someonemany over with that one, I just didn't think you'd be one of them.
There. You're in on an in-joke :01:
I'm about a third convinced that new moran is a :dave:
True story.
Insure the fuck out of it. I think it comes under your house insurance so long as she brings the bits home in a bag. Well, it doesn't but they don't have to know it was destroyed in enemy territory.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Result on the getting the place to yourself, btw. I'd love everyone who knows me to fuck the fuck off for a few weeks and leave me to watch whatever Idol tells me is good and wank at whatever Mary's decides to email til they get back.
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Originally Posted by Snee
I banned a new moran just this morning who was trying and failing hard at not being Dave.
I haven't yet seen a new one.
So you mean there's more than one self-entitled fuckstick calling the lounge mean rolling around my internet.
Well, now I'm shocked. Shocked and flabbergasted.
Mostly flabbergasted, actually.
Oh, him.
The thought hadn't occurred since he's actually fairly decent to talk to and he knows his puntsphere.
I just read the vidya thread and the replies to the Charlie Sheen stuff :pinch:
hmmz.
Is Idol spewing more bile recently or have I changed, man.
And while you were meting out your injustice, did you ever stop to think it might some poor innocent guy named rob who was trying to not be dave. I think not.
It totally could have been, because you're p-a-r-a-n-o-i-d, bully.
Being paranoid gets me through the day because the lounge is only for my mates so I'm immediately suspicious of anyone who displays not mate-worthy behaviour.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Are you my mate. Well.
I can see we're going to have to get on Skype and thrash it out :smilie4:
Insurance is a :sage: idea but it'll never happen.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerInsure the fuck out of it. I think it comes under your house insurance so long as she brings the bits home in a bag. Well, it doesn't but they don't have to know it was destroyed in enemy territory.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Result on the getting the place to yourself, btw. I'd love everyone who knows me to fuck the fuck off for a few weeks and leave me to watch whatever Idol tells me is good and wank at whatever Mary's decides to email til they get back.
In other news, it was her last day of primary school today. Emotional all round. We got this crystal plaque engraved as thanks for all their above and beyonds. When we got it back, instead of saying 'thanks for a memorable eight years', it said 'memorial eight years'. It was too late. We had to present it in lieu of the corrected version being delivered next week. True story.
Hurm.
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Originally Posted by manker
All is ingest.
Although I wouldn't be terribly upset if Charlie Sheen got run over by a busload of footballers which then resulted in the bus going off a rather large cliff.
:pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceInsurance is a :sage: idea but it'll never happen.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
In other news, it was her last day of primary school today. Emotional all round. We got this crystal plaque engraved as thanks for all their above and beyonds. When we got it back, instead of saying 'thanks for a memorable eight years', it said 'memorial eight years'. It was too late. We had to present it in lieu of the corrected version being delivered next week. True story.
Hurm.
That's appalling.
'Thanks for a memorial eight years' doesn't even make sense. What kind of fuckspastic illiterate makes a living as an engraver.
it's like a tattooist who can't draw.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...lyntattoo1.jpg
mais oui, the finely attuned amongst us know that it looks like bile but if you actually study it and then take the time to put it in your mouth, it actually tastes like sugared honey toast with Nutella sprinkles.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
All is ingest.
Which is why we love you, Idol.
Especially that guy who started posting like five minutes ago and called him a troll :mellow:
In other news, it's raining p hard outside. Win for sleeping to at least, and what a start of my vacation.
Vacation, really :dabs:
Fuck's sake, are all of you balticians merkin wannabes.
So you reckon I've changed, then, mang :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Tewtally, dewch.
Jesus , Tom and Katie broke up .Fake love is dead.
http://www.pajiba.com/celebrities_ar...r-any-time.php
That was actually reported on the tennis live feed I was reading earlier while watching the cricket.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
No fucks were given but my missus did try to talk to me about it earlier - upon this I managed to portray an outward appearance of giving a fuck while quickly returning to fixing a lego x-wing fighter.
http://mostperfectbreasts.tumblr.com/ top row, middle pic. Wood to the max.
You know it's basically piss, rite?Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Not knocking it, just saying.
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tracker staff lulsQuote:
Originally Posted by avrumi
I'd ban him on principle, then tell him it's becus his bean actin liek us, should he ask .
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This morning, disabled gman dave made me laugh, again. @not with, obviously. He's really stuck in a loop on the whole banned-thing.
But, I mean, his explanation is the only likely one, rly. Him being so likable and all.
I want to keep as many spastics as possible around because they build me up, buttercup. Especially this time of the morning.
I've just had to take my son to a birthday party. What a fucking stupid time to have to be at a party. Don't they know I was up til like 3am posting pish on the internets and talking to hawt burds from the Baltavia region.
Yeah disabled dave said I'm shit at banning him. So I banned him.
I've never met anyone so consistently rubbish. Even Canadians dislike him.
Well, you clearly lack his steely determination. I mean, here he is, lying in wait to tell the world that you're bad at banning him, pouncing as soon as you've gone off to bed or whatever, and then it takes you hours to ban him.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
If that isn't a win for themadgood guys, I don't know what is.
How wonderful, two knobs discussing how I'm not banned just because they don't like me, but because I'm so unlikeable. Incidentally two of the same wankers who behaved in a completely unlikeable way towards me. You couldn't make mentalness like this up.
Why, hello there, dave Dowell.
It nice to see that in this ever changing world, there's still some consistancy. And I totally agree. When everyone else says dave dowell's an unpleasant idiot, it's quite obviously not you that's wrong.
:lol:
As if to prove your lying in wait theory absolutely correct, here Dave is, lying in wait to tell the world that we were discussing the reason for his ban.
I mean okay the words don't actually back up his assertion since we were doing nothing of the sort but, fuck, we were probably both thinking it at the very least.
Another win for Dave :smilie4: