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If the hero of the movie you watched has a massive chin with a hole in it, and Michelle Rodriguez runs around being boring, you watched Battle: LA.
If you don't remember what anyone looked like, cept the tits on the burd with the sword, it's prolly the other one.
Makes me wonder if they purposely released the shit one (battle of los angeles) at the same time as the better one (battle: los angeles) to hope that it can ride on the coat-tails of the success of the latter, by tricking people because of teh similar names.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Yesh. The Battle of Los Angeles one is terrible, the other one wot I think ewe've got is slightly better. It's a bit as if they aspired to make something along the lines of Black Hawk Down but with Aliens. Degrades a bit though, laying it on a bit thick with the marines being super awesome heroes or something else. Which is a fairly common affliction with (some) merkin directors. At least it's less gay for soldiers than Transformers. And it has a mexican dude totally and a bit randomly going for an hero-ness.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Battle of Los Angeles has dodgy dialogue wot will make you wish someone had given the writer a dictionary at the very least. The effects are dodgy, the actors are bad, the plot is wank (think of the other one crossed with Independence Day), and it has some weird chick wearing lycra popping in and surprise-swording some aliens. She's all like 'sup, I'm majestic, brb, gonna gank some aliens'.
Having seen both, I'd say Battle: LA is better, but it's still not owt to write home about.
Anyone remember when Transmorphers got released around the same time that TF2 was announced?
Like it was yesterday. And by like it was yesterday i of course mean no, not at all. :smilie4:
/Had another visit from 5-0 last night, sort of. Was in bed watching a moviefilm (the way back, fucking well epic it was!) and then my window started going mental flashing. opened the curtains and it was the police in the garden trying to get my attention, asked if i was flat 1 - i said no, they said kthnxby :eyebrows:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzmpTG1CZzI
Hobo With A Shotgun 2011 HDTV Rip Xvid AC3 LKRG - fuck yes! :o
Almost certainly the case. I think Syfy has done almost the same before, can't be coincidence they did it again.Quote:
Originally Posted by tescoMakes me wonder if they purposely released the shit one (battle of los angeles) at the same time as the better one (battle: los angeles) to hope that it can ride on the coat-tails of the success of the latter, by tricking people because of teh similar names.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
When will they ever learn to stick to making such great fillums as Dinoshark, and Octoshark*. Although, admittedly, both of those would actually be a lot improved if they took away every single moment of dialogue and just had the shark-thingies eat everyone.
*Err, apparently it's 'Sharktopus' - a fantastic name for a fantastic movie.
Sharktopus! No wai! I'm getting it. Dinoshark was lulz.
Of course they released LA at the same time as LA to try and cash in. It happens with about 10% of big hollywood action fillums. Thing is, the only real difference most of the time is the budget, and everything that brings. In the main part, they are generic, wishy-washy, shite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U87zVkIXNI0
...fantastic.
Genious. Maximised.
I certainly can't see how that movie could have been made any better.
3d?Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
From the same group of clips: Psychic drawing failQuote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/59...c-drawing-fail
So yeah, I'm watchin Sucker Punch tomorrah.
I feel so 1337 I'm watching it on first day screening (7th), while the likes of the merkins watched it on the 25th (previous month).
sucker punch looks win plus wun all the wai to the macs and maybe even back again to regen.
/in other news, wurksup :emo: booked friday off for no reason, haven't told the misses either so i'll prolly sit in my pants masturbating to within an inch of my life watching sharktopus and dinoshark, which im stealing at home via the wep wifi im stealing from blockbusters next door ftw :smilie4: ...i'll do it at night lyke and spoof my mac address, obviousment :eyebrows:
/in further news, im going to Tunisia in 9 days for 4 nights :01:
At least theres chicks in this unlyke dat soseag fest snyda put us fru wit watchMAN(smurf penis)
toewtally.
Kim Kardashian 'stared' in Disaster Movie ... not sure if that was her prono or not :unsure:.
wurksup my little buttmonkeys :mushy:
Flat mates has a hang over and im playin sum DI.fm DnB :D. Teach him not to get smashed without mee. On a lighter note, seeing sucker punch in a few hrs with a mate and his gf.
We have a 2 week break before tafe starts again, got a shitload of homework i cbf doin aee.
I saw Red last nite, was meh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYBM8VsxHEg&NR=1&
wat da fuuck:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o3WgkVbZys
http://youtu.be/N24fVEJyQKM
Bwahahaha! :lol:
It appears after watching Sucker Punch that Zack Snyder was heavily influenced by Michael Bay ... just sayin'.
By Zackk is winning clearly...
nofin worf stealin ova da interwebz today?
My 24" monitor came today, its fuckiiing huge. So much space.
On wifi brahs.
I've got two. Couldn't do without 'em.Quote:
Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
Two ISP's of two WLAN cards?
Just moving from Win XP to Win7 and have to say it's a dog of an OS. Longer navigation to get to the same place in Win XP. Also the diagnostic remedy is hopeless.
Installed the drivers for my WLAN card last nighte, worked at first, went to bed - shut down workstation, turned on this morning and wouldn't connect to router. Uninstalled driver and then was prompted that driver couldnt be uninstalled because the card wasnt connected. I'm lyke FFFFFFUUUUUU. Prompted me to restart anyway so I did and it works.
Not sure if it's TP-Link being a bitch or Windows 7 having driver conflict.
Card model is TP-WN350GD
Watchin Burnistoun and cant understand a fuckin fing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iNtOWLS7aY
Higher res:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FFRoYhTJQQ
Wrong quote. :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by SkizI've got two. Couldn't do without 'em.Quote:
Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
I meant the 24" monitors.
Awesome.
http://www.engadget.com/2011/04/08/t...rol-to-move-a/
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Test subjects with electrode implants use mind control to move a cursor
As trippy as mind-control still seems to us, we've already seen it implemented in everything from wheelchairs to pricey gaming (and car driving!) headsets. But the problem is that they measure brain activity outside the skull -- you know, the thing we've evolved to shield the murky goings-on in our minds from prying EEG sensors.
Now, though, a team of Washington University researchers appears to have happened upon a more effective -- albeit, invasive -- approach. The researchers got some brave specimens to move a mouse cursor by implanting plastic pads containing electrodes underneath their skulls, with the sensors sitting on the surface of the brain. That, they say, gives them access to more telling, high-frequency waves that say a lot more about cognitive intentions. In the end, the subjects moved the cursors by thinking one of these sounds: "ee," "ah," "oo," and "eh." Brain-computer interfaces ain't new, of course, but the scientists say the subjects with electrode implants had more success than people wearing electrode-studded EEG caps, which could translate to less frustration for people with severe disabilities.
Skiz you only haev to watch the scketch i posted above to know that it could be a flop. Could you imagine someone like J-die controlling something via an electrode implant? I assume the electrode would be contacted via a circuit in the brain? - Oh boy, they're going to have fun with J.
smoke weeeed!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfNB3LAXE0U&NR=1Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez