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Thanks for updating my post to internets text.
Ooh, wait. Shoddy merchandise.
See. You should have got a Lumia instead of herding it up with the Apple gang.
Apart from I just spent half an hour looking for a screen-shot app (to post the text here) only to discover I have to unlock my phone before one will work.
Like wtf.
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Weirdly enough, that's her husband.
The merchandise I was referring to was the contract. I just press two buttons for that on my ipod touch. :snooty:Quote:
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I can't believe that there isn't a print screen option on a fecking windows phone. Admittedly, this is the first time I've wanted it in like 6 months but ffs, it's essential.
Btw, contracts aren't merchandise, hippie.
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You have a preference for postal women?
I'm not sure you're saying she's mental or that she looks like a mail-order bride.
Either way, nope but both scenarios wouldn't preclude her from an interior veneer.
Women are property, so obviously I wouldn't be trying to discuss anything related to personality.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
hmmz
I'm guessing that your in-laws are mainly female and that after this weekend, you've had quite enough of them for one lifetime.
In other gnus, I have awakened my netbook in class a total of 3 thymes. Each and every occurrence included Manker's bunny vag in clear view. :blushing:
Worst mod evar!
Quality :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
It's nice to know that I've touched your life in this humble way.
We all know that when kids say bad, they mean good.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
:smilie4:
1950 called, They want their homophobic way of thinking back.
It's a cry for help. A glimpse into my innermost thoughts.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/4...-Scenetime-com
Luls. Good work. Got a bit sentimental near the end, but all in all a jolly good spastic hunt was had by all.
In these lean times, you have to go out and search for them. They don't seem to venture into the lounge much.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Also, you couldn't help liking the avrumi spastic. Even you would have turned on the sentimentality.
He's a lil bucket of bi-polar fuzz.
Yon Dragonrider flidiot was number one with a mullet. He had everything. Physical threats, misguided self-import, hilarious hissy fits. Sometimes the internets is kind.
I think avrumi was more 'persuaded' into a change of tack, than bi-polar. Sub-Administratoradolfdragon rider runs a very tighthair doship!
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Hoi, chavois.
Have you read the Jack Reacher books? I've just read a brief synopsis by the clockster and I reckon they sound like a graphic novel without the graphics.
Which would suit me fine as turning pages every six seconds isn't really for me. Fuck the artwork, like.
inb4 some cunt says; 'that'll be a novel, then'.
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Up until about five hours ago I'd never dithered around yon. By some accidental linkage, I'd not planned on and can't recall the origins of, I ended up on the Wiki page of that very pulp nior (seemingly successful) fucker you allude to above. I'd never heard of him before. True story. Sounds absolutely wank to me. The yanks seem to buy it, though.
That'll be because they'll look at the premise and think; 'it's a comic without pictures - if I read that, I'll be considered high-brow.'Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceTell you what, hotshot, that's like nine kinds of mental right there to the maxQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Up until about five hours ago I'd never dithered around yon. By some accidental linkage, I'd not planned on and can't recall the origins of, I ended up on the Wiki page of that very pulp nior (seemingly successful) fucker you allude to above. I'd never heard of him before. True story. Sounds absolutely wank to me. The yanks seem to buy it, though.
I'm going to read them because you can't whack a six foot five vigilante hurling miscreants all over the shop.
I live in a quiet neighbourhood.
I have new neighbours .The kind of people who don't talk but for reasons unknown communicate solely by shouting at one another.
I wish to kill them.
True story.
Drown them in jizz.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Each time you knock one out, save it in a sterilised jam jar. And when that one is full, sterilise another and wank into that. In no time at all you should have enough to completely submerse their heads in one of those things that they use on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here to put the celeb’s face next to spiders and snakes.
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You’d be reminding them of your virility while exacting your revenge plus I’m pretty sure it’s also how they would like to go.
Everyone’s a winner.
Interesting way your mind works.:unsure:
If it helps you don't actually have to end them, just do it til they think they are going to die, release them and warn them politely about the noise.
I'm pretty sure it would work but pay off a few dirty cops in case they squeal.
I live in Canada not Quebec.Quote:
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Okay well do the same thing in a few states so it goes federal and pay off a few dirty FBI agents :smilie4:
Would youse all be at all surprised if, at the age of forty, I declared myself a magician? And devoted myself thereto upon the arts invisible, never to be reconciled with physical reason ever upon?
I only ask as a cursory acknowledgement t'wards your collective inferiority.
Yog Sothoth lives lives on multiple plains. As will I. I'm giving you all this one time pre-apocalypse be my disciple deal in at the gate. This offer will widen to stranger internets anon and all will be lost in an imminent fashion. Act now. Act now.
To the max.
I think it's a fantastic idea and as your internets bbfl, I will be acolyte #1.Quote:
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btw, smoking much of the green-stuff while teh missus and kids are away or wot.
btw2, you're like at least a couple of years away from being forty and what's all this about Yogi. Is he coming back with topless pictures of Fre or something else.
I'm pretty fucking astounded that I remembered the name of Yogi's missus.
That was 2005 and I hadn't given her a second thought.
Gotta admit, I'm about twenty miles past wopped.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI think it's a fantastic idea and as your internets bbfl, I will be acolyte #1.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
btw, smoking much of the green-stuff while teh missus and kids are away or wot.
btw2, you're like at least a couple of years away from being forty and what's all this about Yogi. Is he coming back with topless pictures of Fre or something else.
I wasn't altogether talking balls, though. I will influence something somewhere sometime when I'm forty. That's magic.
Like what?
You're being altogether too vague for me to fully commit to being the first acolyte although this fear is tempered by worrying that if I back off too far, Mary will jump into my magic daps.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3cj9fN28SQ
Worst minion evar.
Worst, Worst proclamation evar!
The LA Priates are down 3-4 against the San Jose Dodgers and a guy goes down to waste time, feigning injury, in the last few minutes of the game. The referee is standing over him and David Beckam is all; 'fuck this, I'm going to kick the ball at at the cunt even though I'm miles away'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG8f5vv64v0
and he fucking hits him like a baws!
Dai Beckham - legend.