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I missed the action, but took a little something from the experience... :whistling
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I missed the action, but took a little something from the experience... :whistling
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:glag:
The thing was with that thread is I was completely wrong all the way through. I was all; 'if you expect members to put up their real facebooks, then staff should too'
I said it like a brazillion times.
And they do :pinch:
I could have easily checked but I never do that, I just type and rely on sounding confident.
Luckily enough he looked like that and I mentioned WoW which basically meant I won the whole internets even though I didn't deserve to.
It was a ballsy move to step up to the roulette table and place your chips on the floor, but I'll be damned, that's where the marble ended up. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by manker
May well be the single greatest thing in the history of soccer.
I especially liked the part where the swarthy little guy pretends to come at Beckham while all the while you know in his mind he's really thinking "Please Lord someone come and stand between us"
Can't you just move your caravan to the other side of the park? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
The monkeys like it where they are.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeCan't you just move your caravan to the other side of the park? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Notice how getting hit with a ball miraculously healed the injury. :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Idol
Better vid w/ slow-mo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XLDdmpV_fkE
Note to manker :no less than three riders finished the first stage of the Tour de France after suffering broken bones.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeNotice how getting hit with a ball miraculously healed the injury. :OQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
American Tom Danielson continues to ride even though he has a separated shoulder.
Cyclists 1 - soccer fags 0
The Beckham was striking out against soccer fags and he did it with as much panache as I've ever seenQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Note to manker :no less than three riders finished the first stage of the Tour de France after suffering broken bones.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
American Tom Danielson continues to ride even though he has a separated shoulder.
Cyclists 1 - soccer fags 0
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And he played on with a broken metatarsal once which made him miss out on the start of the 1998 World Cup. You need your foot for kicking the football and I'm pretty sure you can ride a bike with no hands.
Dai 1 - 0 bike riders.
One of the injured riders had a broken femur and another a broken pelvis so 2-1.
Also the Beckman thing was an obvious publicity stunt to promote his line of underwear which in my case worked btw.
I needed a new pair after watching that for the first time, too.
Look at you two swapping underwear stories. :ghey:
It takes a real man to talk about an underpants explosion while watching professional sport.
doesn't it :ermm:
Personally I'm struggling with the concept of you being real ,let alone a man.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
One of these days, I'm going to swing by Toronto and take you out for an Indian Pale Ale.
It was actually their friends that I had enough of.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
The evidence is piling up for the use of "footie"Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
A recent favorite of mine is the Fort Collins Black Imperial IPA from the Incredible Hop series.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I was actually thinking of you when I made that post. True facts posted.
Idol would probably end up ordering a carrot juice with a side helping of cod-liver oil capsules.
Thanks for nothing you two-faced bastard.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Anyway I already knew that when you didn't use the more politically correct First Nations Pale Ale,you two-face racist bastard .
Also how exactly many cities in Canada besides Toronta do you actually know?
In comparison In England I know London and Liverpool (because of the Rolling Stones) and Brighton (because of Brighton Rocks) and Nottingham(because of the sheriff being from there) and Hogwarts although that is more rightly a castle than a city.
There are probably other places in England but that probably covers all the important ones.
I know Cardiff because the aliens are always fucking about there.
I'm so gonna win this shit. I'm a thread killer. No matter where I go on the internets whenever I post the thread dies.
Get the word out. I own this bitch.
Poasting simply to keep you from being a success at anything in life.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbhaag
Hmmm with just over 8000 posts here in just a few short years are you sure it's me being unsuccessful at life?:unsure:
r00t! Got my tenth post!
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbhaag
Get the word out. I owned you bitch!
:unsure: I left to watch some television with the wife. As for your earlier post, my life involves multi-tasking. Yours seems limited to counting posts. How many left till you f@ck off to the trade/beg section?...Quote:
Originally Posted by bbhaag
I think you will find that that particular honor is down to either me or scarymary (mjmacky), although I do have my very own fred on the subject:Quote:
Originally Posted by bbhaag
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/4...hread-murderer :naughty:
Continuing on, I'm about to make a new thread laced with unwelcome candor about my pathetic life.
Fucking yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
They're my favourite type. If ever you decide not to post here, I'm going to forcibly pair my cell phone with yours so I can listen in and use my connections at the homicide dept. to monitor any and all of the metaphorical train wrecks your existence throws up.
Who knew even the law was accountable, like. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Being that they're mostly for me, you could be in for a bit of a letdown. Darth Giveme has already lodged a complaint.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I've been watching a lot of Person of Interest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth CiceroWho knew even the law was accountable, like. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
To make my life more exciting, I like to pretend I'm the coolest character.
That was me being John Reese and now you've ruined everything :emo:
I've just taken a look at the thread now and there are too many words for me to be ale to process it properly since I have to go and visit my mam in about 20 mins.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyBeing that they're mostly for me, you could be in for a bit of a letdown. Darth Giveme has already lodged a complaint.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I've bought her some of the coffee she liked when she came up to my office and helped me with some book-keeping. She's taught a couple of the girls who work for me how to operate this accounting package one of my clients use. Which was very nice of her.
I thought the coffee was a better 'thank you' than flowers.
This overly elaborate, yet completely truthful, explanation is brought to you in the style of you.
I'm pretty sure I've never resorted to accounting related stories, but I hope you aren't carrying a can of Folgers.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Not for nothing but I can certainly see why.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbhaag
PS I owned you, bitch.
No, it was a little tin of barista coffee.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI'm pretty sure I've never resorted to accounting related stories, but I hope you aren't carrying a can of Folgers.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Why, is Folgers not very nice or something else?
Finally! I was waiting for our forum story arc to bring in a love interest for Artemis.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Not for nothing but I can certainly see why.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbhaag
PS I owned you, bitch.