Last one to post wins the internets

Shut up Harriet and get in the spirit. Only 33 days until C-day!

Yes'm.

Jeez ya'll are worse than Wal-mart.

That's a good boy. :angel1:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

So ever since the husband was made redundant he has taken over all household duties, including the laundry.

Now, firstly, I want to say he has done a fantastic job so far, I come home to a clean house and dinner on the table every night.
However, the last few weeks I had noticed that some of the clothes that had been washed weren't quite clean. I was mostly my son's clothes, so I just assumed it was because of the sheer amount of food or whatever he gets on his clothes.
Turns out though, the husband has been using fabric softener instead of washing powder to do the washing...

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On the bright side, I expect you're experiencing some pretty epic softness right now, then.

And you can probably be sure he's not a gay. I expect they know how to do basic household chores, and whatnot. It takes a proper mang to mess that up :01:

True, everything smells double nice!

Live police chase! :01:

http://interactive.foxnews.com/lives....html?chanId=3

He just went through a toll booth at 121 MPH! :O

Home from work sick :01:

Fake sick or real sick?

Real sick, but on the mend.

I've got my voice back and everything!!½!

Boooo

Voice losing doesn't count as real sickness :snooty:

Does it halp that I think I've swallowed maybe a litre of my own mucus by now? :unsure:

Hmmm, I suppose that could tip the balance.

Can you prove it though?

It's cynics like you who make the world a cold harsh place to live in.

You saying it's my fault you got a man cold?

Is it really a man cold when you get it from a witch?

Besides, I kept going to work thusly afflicted, while she stayed at home.

Not that I'm complaining, mind, her sole contribution consists of fucking up my workdays and sucking up to tards so they won't notice. So I actually got more done, in a less stressful environment, despite being ill.

Start sneezing in her cup.

Pretty sure she's resistant to her bad aids, what with her giving it to me :dabs:

It could have mutated in the mean time, plus, you would still have the satisfaction of knowing she is ingesting your snot.

Well that was fun. Just spent the last 48 hours at the Royal Alexandra Childrens Hospital in Brighton - youngest daughter had bronchialitis and needed to be on oxygen for a while, and alsoneeded help feeding through a tube. She's home now though, but still not particularly well, she's got a really bad cough and sometimes it causes her to throw up her milk.



Ho hum. :coffee:

How old is the little mite?

almost 4 months :(

Oh the poor little thing. It's absolutely heart breaking when they are that tiny.

sorry its time to close....:whistling

Bar Stewards! The Belgian national rail service is all but cancelling the direct train from Mechelen to Brussels Etterbeek.
It's basically the train most students take to get to university (inlcuding myself in my younger days)

Sooooooooo sleepy. ZzzzZzZZzzzzZZzzzzzzzz...

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Well that was fun. Just spent the last 48 hours at the Royal Alexandra Childrens Hospital in Brighton - youngest daughter had bronchialitis and needed to be on oxygen for a while, and alsoneeded help feeding through a tube. She's home now though, but still not particularly well, she's got a really bad cough and sometimes it causes her to throw up her milk.



Ho hum. :coffee:

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Sorry to hear that, hope she's feeling better now.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

It could have mutated in the mean time, plus, you would still have the satisfaction of knowing she is ingesting your snot.

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You won the internets... :O
And nobody even noticed.

oh wow! that is totally awesome. Can we start by banning some people from it?

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:d

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Benchez!!!111 :o

I just had some Nando's peri peri chicken crisps. They are so bloody tasty.

My mouth is on fire at the moment though.

BTW; has anyone watched that Paranormal Activity yet? Seems like people either hate it or love it.

Most people hate it, i won't be watching it.

What's up, cunts?

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

BTW; has anyone watched that Paranormal Activity yet? Seems like people either hate it or love it.

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Loved it. :)

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Originally Posted by chalice

What's up, cunts?

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Where the hell have you been??
We were about to send out a search party.

Did somebody say party?

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I'm assigning you to the sewers team. Chavis has been known to roam there.

mornsup :coffee: