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ziggy where the fuck have you been?
well.... for this moment
I WIN!!!!
Well done.Quote:
Originally Posted by hha
Went to church today, only place I can think of where kids can't be themselves but sluts and prostitutes can. Some smexy bishes there I can tell you :yup:.
It's just fucking hilarious about people saying you shouldn't judge people because of their social class and you get the low/middle class wearing suits, gold chains hanging out, pointy shoes and gel'd hair.
Kunt and The Gang in newcastle tonight, ewe mothers :01:
It's inspiring that it took him three and a half years and all of six posts but that he still managed to triumph in the end .Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefilesWell done.Quote:
Originally Posted by hha
Makes me regret not playing the lottery more often.
Smirnoff tastes like shit, even mixed 1/2 with coke!
Last night went to Speedway, got bored so went on the piss with mates. All the pubs were closed because of Easter so had to got to some stingy pub for oldies, Only had enough for Smirnoff.
Fucking Russians, how can they do it? Ouzo ftw!
I can't believe that on Easter a car full of drunks can drive home and not get caught. What type of country is this? For the record I met some tourist from Canada who sounds like a Frenchie, added him on Facebook like a boss!
Might post some pics of speedway once I get my phone back. Some bitch has it.
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/back2wurksewp :emo:
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Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Office is empty today, if there's no one here to brake anything then i have very little to do :eyebrows: it is also payday, i bought a coffee as big as the moon to celebrate. the wimin wot served me in Costa was SO fit!! she was short, blonde and from some war torn country like france or somewhere exotic. i would drink coffee out of her vagina. That's not fact, that's science.
Holiday in Australia:
Dont go to work, get drunk and then work twice as hard on a hangover because you have to catch up on the days you missed.
Farrrk this country!!!
Meanwhile on ewwwtube, I found someone funny, his name is Steve Hughes, he's supposedly Australian but I've never heard of him here :blink:.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAnGYfnFz9I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9HRLvfbauA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0lVbMOMTi0
Might try this when some tourists asks me again :dry::
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxUm-2x-2dM
England I bow at yer feat because of your comedy you keep spitting out.
Nein worky.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Still no winner, huh? :lol:
Don't know which score board you're looking at :eyebrows:
Y no pics?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I'm serially dipanointed in you :no:
Zup, worker bees :smilie4:
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I killed a bunch of lazy Unionist bees after watching the bee movie. :01: One of them was on strike and bit me, im lyke wigga wtf? :pinch:
Moving on ... into my male dominated kitchen. I made some baklava yesterday and hid it in the bottom draw and hid it with a bunch of vegetables. Came back from work and it was half gone.
FUUUUUUU
Apparently we're having a stir fry today, more lyke a bunch of half cooked vegetables in a bowl drowned with a bunch of black sauces .... Australians cant cook for shit!
I tried to convert 184cm to feet so I used Google and this came up:
http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question...5073502AA4tcWC
Pfft! Kids today!
Isn't a baklava something that bank robbers and special ops types wear? If so then that's probably why it tasted like shite.Quote:
Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
Btw at the risk of the more high brow types laughing at me ,I watched this new show called The Voice and unbelievably it was not as fucking horrible as one might think .
Would like to try a bank robber getting disguised in this:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Z6GUkJJ-S3...ava-recipe.jpg
wurksup, fanny troublers :smilie4:
get today out of the way with then a 4 day weekend cos of some royal wedding or funeral or summink. Long live the king!!!!!! :smilie4:
It's a national holiday b/c one of the royals is getting married? :eyebrows:
Australia celebrated their country losing in a war a couple of days ago. One of many retarded holidays here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
ive borrowed two laptops from work over the past few months and both of them have died. thinking this is stoopid and being broke, i went down to maplins and bought the cheapest piece of shit i could find. And that was this.
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a toshiba t130 13.3 netbook, single core low voltage cpu :ghey:
brought it into wurk today to sort out, it's got no optical drive with it being a netbook and its come pre-loaded with win7 and a load of thoshiba bloatware :/ its mega shiny, looking at the screens like looking in a mirror, a sexy sexy mirror and the plastics only have to look at your fingers to aquire 988934000 finger print marks on it :dabs:
i need it to be man enough to run at the very least one linux vm through vmware so i can keep stealing the internets at home. also simcity4 is a must, but we shall see :eyebrows:
but overall, its a bit shit lyke.
South Park S15E01 Human CentiPad HDTV XviD-FQM
zomfgwtfbbqYESH!111 :o
Also. I've started watching a merkin comedy called workaholics and its proper funny. true story.
Saw the pilot of workaholics, was a nice drama.
I saw the pilot of Spaced on ABC iView, it has that Pegg dude from Shawn of the Dead. Was wondering if it actually gets funny after the pilot? It's rated 9.3 for fuck sake, i would expect to laugh at least once: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0187664/
As a comparison, Fawlty Towers is 9.3 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072500/), by far my favourite sitcom!
Jessica Alba is 30 today, jesus fuck she ages well!
Little Fockers (2011):
http://www.cinemablend.com/images/ne...1292882280.jpg
I forgot to check in to the board in like a week, or something else :O
Don't appear to have missed much :dabs:
kwality, there's two police cars and a police van outside my neighbours' house:smilie4:
Woo. Wooo. Woo. That's english for stop a horse.