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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Finally! I was waiting for our forum story arc to bring in a love interest for Artemis.
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Finally! I was waiting for our forum story arc to bring in a love interest for Artemis.
Good afternoon, you bunch of horrible cunts.
Today I will be mostly be being lonely, not going to work, travelling to the further reaches of being wopped, and posting pish on the internets, in that order. Might even have a drinky-poo, who knows. :01:
Whatever happens, it'll be fucking fantastic.
Top of the apres-midi to you, too.
What a life you lead. God's pocket, that's where you are.
You think you could put that big brain of yours to work devising a plan so that your missus takes my missus and spawn to foreign shores the next time they go?
I'm sure I'll have a great time.
It's like the before times only better, mate. I didn't have a house in the before times. A distant relative is a wonderful thing indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Speaking of progeny, I'm working on a thread that just needs to be aired. You're in it and everything. Such is its searing relevance that the very future of this forum hinges upon it, teetering voidwards. That's all I can say at this juncture.
You did this before and I almost fell off the edge of my seat, such was the anticipation.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceIt's like the before times only better, mate. I didn't have a house in the before times. A distant relative is a wonderful thing indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Speaking of progeny, I working on a thread that just needs to be aired. You're in it and everything. Such is its searing relevance that the very future of this forum hinges upon it, teetering voidwards. That's all I can say at this juncture.
And then you didn't post anything.
Can't remember what it was about but it was of extreme importance.
I'm going to go ahead and assume that you're playing with my emotions this time, too. I'll be better prepared this time, you just see if I'm not.
Just have Squeams distract you with more tales of her sexual gymnastics and all rational thought will cease, then if Chalice leaves you in suspense again you will hardly notice, well at least until your brain resumes normal function and the drool dries. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerYou did this before and I almost fell off the edge of my seat, such was the anticipation.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
And then you didn't post anything.
Can't remember what it was about but it was of extreme importance.
I'm going to go ahead and assume that you're playing with my emotions this time, too. I'll be better prepared this time, you just see if I'm not.
I'm taking that as you want me to lubricate Squeams up sufficiently so that she'll post more about her cervix such that you can knock a quick one out before bed without going to all that effort of finding some new pr0nz on the internets.
I can see inside your soul, Artster :smilie4:
Sad but true, but I'm not the one who wishes I had two cocks. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Only so I'd have a shot at coming half-way near to filling her cavernous pink manhole of a lady-garden.
Nice try, it must be nice to be the owner of such a selective memory. At the time you were wishing you had two penises so that you could perform your very own double penetration (although the eiffel tower afterwards would have been a bit of a letdown).Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I remember almost everything of a forumular nature, which is weird as my memory isn't exactly stellar elsewhere.
Depicting the facts in a slightly askew manner has become something of a forte, however.
I used the word 'askew' to bring up something absolutely fantastic.
Google askew :happy:
do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
:naughty:
Yes, on sooooo many levels that appeals to my rather twisted sense of humor.
If I wasn't so lazy, I'd link to a post made by you saying the exact opposite, as it was related to you trying to explain why you don't remember posting something you said.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I said lazy, but what I meant is that I'd like to avoid demonstrating a dave commitment to the matter.
I think it was that thing that barbie remembered and I'd forgotten that I'd posted.
I didn't forget the thing, I just forgot that I posted about it, so shut your face and google askew, mars-bar-pants.
Actually, there were 2 occasions, the candy bar thing and when you said Proper Barbie was black.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That makes three occasions and I bet at least two were you not getting something :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyActually, there were 2 occasions, the candy bar thing and when you said Proper Barbie was black.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You might as well have said that I posted words.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
n'awhh. come and have a cwtch :wub:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Use that again and I will orchestrate a 38 year old overweight trailer woman to have an abortion on your face.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Hopefully not 8345...:P I'm not here for the trades man. I'm here for the back and forth banter and hopefully I'll make a few friends along the way.:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme:unsure: How many left till you f@ck off to the trade/beg section?...Quote:
Originally Posted by bbhaag
Well no shit Sherlock. I did say I was the thread killer...:ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Not for nothing but I can certainly see why.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbhaag
BTW....this place is a blast.
Get the word out. I own this bitch.
If you had any idea how much action my gargantuan post count has gotten me over the years, you'd probably feel a bit silly right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbhaagHopefully not 8345...:PQuote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
All I have to do is mention the sheer number of times I've literally pleased the internets with forumular gold and the air fills with sexual tension.
If some chick who thinks she is all that is being stubborn and doesn't want to feel the thunder, I mention that I'm also a moderator and it's like a golden leg opener.
Bitches love internet powerz.
Unfortunately, the present owners will have something to say about your deed to the property. So far, you merely sound like a 14 year old with his first computer and a mom who's out earning the rent money one salty nut at a time...Quote:
Originally Posted by bbhaag
She does charity work for testicular cancer survivors?
That reminds me...she also milks their bitch tits. Don't tell bbboy, but that's what he pours over his Fruity Loops in the morning.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
It would suck to have to eat fruit loops EVERY morning.
Gonna order one of those Nexus 7 tabs today... unless someone feels the need to talk me out of it. :unsure:
How about this, Nexus 7 sounds like they've gone through too many versions, and probably aren't getting it right this time either.
:pinch:
Kindle Fire has a cooler name plus my missus hasn't put it down yet so the OS must be like the most intuitive thing since wanking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
You're a mac fanboi, remember when you got the Samsung Galaxy and loathed it? Well if you come back and say that this tab is just not as polished in the O/S or just doesn't have the same apps as IOS does then guess what sherlock you should have paid heaps more for the iPad that was probably made side by side in the same factory anyway, but just has a different OS on it and is massively more locked down by Apple.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
Looks to be the first affordable tablet without "I wish it had X". I'm excited to order one myself, unfortunately I'll be waiting a while to do so...Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
You're off your rocker. I fucking hate Macs to the max. I do love my iPhone however but that isn't remotely similar to a Mac. I also didn't loathe the Samsung phone I tried, but it had an awful battery and that's a deal breaker. FFS, keep up, Art.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisYou're a mac fanboi, remember when you got the Samsung Galaxy and loathed it? Well if you come back and say that this tab is just not as polished in the O/S or just doesn't have the same apps as IOS does then guess what sherlock you should have paid heaps more for the iPad that was probably made side by side in the same factory anyway, but just has a different OS on it and is massively more locked down by Apple.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
Now you're going force me to find that bloody post, it was alot more than the battery you hated....
I shouldn't have said mac fanboi, I should have said iPhone fanboi I suppose, I just loathe that apple has locked IOS down so much. Speaking of the Galaxy though have you seen the new SIII, two of my friends have them and I hate them, because I don't have one yet. :sadwalk:
If anyone doesn't mind going out of style, I slapped a Mugen battery on the back of my Galaxy. They're pricy and larger, but the backplate will match the phone and since I've bought it I can go 4-5 days without charging during regular use, 2 days with heavy use. It's been awesome.
Wait4Surface.
They look awesome. If the battery turns out to be as hefty as they're bragging about, then it'll be a pretty impressive phone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Why do you feel iOS is more locked down than Android? :huh:
Amir Kahn has got one of his belts back :happy:
Looking forward to his fight on Saturday night. You staying up, chavois/boseph, or wot?
I would also like to watch the battle of Luxembourg, too, but I know I've got some family thing to go get drunk at in the evening and I'm not sure if I'll be back.
Got a mate coming over for it. Can't wait. There'll be cocaine and meth-amphetamines involved, but I'll not be posting to the max. There'll be a blind spot in my posting wot you'll hardly notice cos I hardly post these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker