Last one to post wins the internets

Right, am I being paranoid?

I'm the only girl in a team of guys right, and everyone is dead nice to me. One of them laughs at all my jokes and another one has just facebooked me to say he got a christmas tree (because I mentioned I wanted a christmas tree for the team). The others generally bring me cups of tea and help me out with my work.

Now, I'm not naive and I know very well I'm not 19 anymore, so the days of me looking smoking hot are long gone. In fact, most days I go into work with my hair still wet from the shower, no make-up on and looking tired as hell.

So, I'm confused. Why is everyone being so nice?? Tell me now, you bastards!!

pics?

Cos you're the only girl, you monkey. Fact.

Get some 19 year old tramp-stamper in and your limelight days are snuffed.

A 19-year old couldn't deal with the cut throat humour. It takes years of Lounge practice to deal with that. :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

A 19-year old couldn't deal with the cut throat humour. It takes years of Lounge practice to deal with that. :snooty:

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I don't think the men in your office would care if she was funny or not.


-doobs :whistling

:cry:

I guess they wouldn't. It is the tech department after all.

We have higher standards in the Lounge, however. We prefer a well rounded girl. She couldn't cut it here.


-doobs

You have to start out young if you want to make it in the Lounge though.

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You have to start out young if you want to make it in the Lounge though.

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You were a young one, when you first entered the fray. You're still a young lady, but you're hard as nails.

I wouldn't want to be on your bad side. Chalice is a teddy bear in comparison.


-doobs :fear:

't Is true, 7 years it's been, can you believe it doobs?
I was only 19 back then, with perky boobs and everything! :o

We all remember your perky boobs.


-doobs :yup:

I'm off to take my son to the hair salon (his mother's plan).

Shhh...I plan on taking him to the barber shop. It's the right thing to do.


-doobs :shifty:

Can't you get one of those awesome Babyliss things and do it yerself?

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Originally Posted by chalice

Get some 19 year old tramp-stamper in and your limelight days are snuffed.

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I agree.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

A 19-year old couldn't deal with the cut throat humour. It takes years of Lounge practice to deal with that. :snooty:

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Resume sent.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I was only 19 back then, with perky boobs and everything! :o

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pics

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

't Is true, 7 years it's been, can you believe it doobs?
I was only 19 back then, with perky boobs and everything! :o

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perkys are the best:01:

I'm sure someone has a copy of a pic of my boobs somewhere.

They'll never look like that again. :cry:

they don´t have to

I think it's in Barbie's albums.

Just had some loaded skins with mushrooms and strips of steak, then had Scottish tablet ice cream as a desert. Now chilling with the Christmas tree lights on, and Star Wars on the telly.

December weekends are win +1

What is Scottish tablet ice cream?

Tablet is a traditional Scottish sweet made from sugar, condensed milk and butter, it looks like this:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/146/4...edde7b4649.jpg

It's basically, bit of that, mixed in with ice cream...

mhh looks delicious!

It's a bit too much to eat on its own (it's very very sweet), but it is lovely with ice cream.

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It's a bit too much to eat on its own (it's very very sweet), but it is lovely with ice cream.

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wimp :P

I probably am.
I am going to my bed btw, I am absolutely bloody knackered.
I can't even tell you how tired I am.

ZzzzzzZzzzzzzZzzzzzz

ffs that's cute.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2Ph_Cp9a50&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

They've been having fun with that on b3ta...

http://www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900...kly-kitten.gif

That's just wrong.

The wee man took his first steps during the weekend, and he's also learned how to use a spoon. He's growing up so fast :cry:

a charity company wont stop calling me *hides*

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Originally Posted by Gemby!

a charity company wont stop calling me *hides*

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Try what I did the other day with some telemarketer: Don't just tell them you aren't interested, and don't wait for them to finish. Go into detail as to why straight off the bat, at length.

I think I might also have done that to some dude trying to offer me a job at one time, but he was calling from one of them firms too so how was I to know.


Both of them hung up on me, before I was halfway through, neither called again :(

you make it sound like a bad thing that they never called again :P I was thinking i would get my dad to just speak italian to them for a good 5 mins. I'm Weighing up which will be more fun

Excellent.

Being a mum rawks.

My 1 year old has a really nasty cough and was up most of the night with a raging fever. I eventually took him into bed with me and he kept waking up with a fright, probably having nightmares.

The husband and I pretty much had like 2 hours sleep (not easy to get to sleep when your baby is crying). I am soooooooooooooo tired.
Might go for a lunch time sleep in my car :unsure:

'bout two hours 'til I get off work, according to my schedule.

srsly considering going swimming now, though.


I could have a burger at the waterpark and everything.

Yeah, sod this. I'm ditching this joint.

Got an early meeting in another city tomorrow anyways.

stupid passport applications- you are the bane of my existence!

Kids really shouldn't be allowed to get sick when they are too little to understand what is going on :( It's the saddest thing ever.

Sleeping at new apartment tonight. Most of my stuff is still elsewhere so I'm sleeping on a matress on the living room floor in a sleepin bag.

The internets is hella fast here, though.

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They've been having fun with that on b3ta...

http://www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900...kly-kitten.gif

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You do know that's turned into a fat bloke, right?

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Sleeping at new apartment tonight. Most of my stuff is still elsewhere so I'm sleeping on a matress on the living room floor in a sleepin bag.

The internets is hella fast here, though.

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How fast? :unsure: