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I just logged onto my work domain and checked some reports, my work mail, and the state of the system I'm in charge of. I'm disgusted at myself, disgusted I say.
The server is also running dead slow, in the middle of the night, so, uh, I'm thinking I need to do something when I get back :dabs: :ghey:
Ffs, mate. Get back there as quick as you can - for no other reason than you've not posted since you started your epic three weeks off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
I thought we'd be inundated with updates of the life of Snee, but no. No. You went and got a life and probably go laid.
You heartless bar-steward.
For the vinyl, I don't have any interest in tentacle porn. If women are going to be fucked by phallus representations, I prefer them to be strap-ons or overgrown clitori. Yes, that's a no on dildo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
If I drove under 80 mph while trying to quickly get through your state, who knows what could have happened?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Have you ever watched One Night in Chyna.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Just wondering.
Day off work paralysed with no pay ftw.
Thanks for the review man.
No probs.
What's this about being paralysed. You just had a sore hip yesterday.
In other news - Snee sent me a PM about what happened to him, basically he might as well have had his whole arm amputated and re-attached for all the problems he's had with it, including a shouty nerve and doctors breaking his fingers on purpose.
Being Swedish; it's not all about a high standard of living and fucking blondes in steam baths.
Swedish pain therapy is a well recognised art. They need the hawt blondes to balance it out.
I think I was compensating for the hip yesterday, and ended up doing my back in. Only felt it when I woke up. I can't stand up right now. I'm aiming to cure it this evening so I can be back in tomorrow. I'm pretty orsum at recovering.
Couple of old peoples' complaints right there. Are you sure that your chilblains or prostate aren't playing up, too.
Just sent you some shemail, btw.
I've heard about it since X-Pac sometimes visits on a radio program I listen to while I commute. For some reason it did not give me an urge to look it up, maybe 15 years ago sure, but when one of the participants describes it as pretty gross, I'm inclined to heed the warning.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerHave you ever watched One Night in Chyna.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Just wondering.
iTS a young man's gheyme. :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
/shemail received and accepted willingly.
Spastics.
Not in this thread, Shirley.
This thread is the last bastion of non-spastic conversation.
Knob-jockey.
Delusional spastic.
Canadian.
You already called me that.
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Originally Posted by manker
It's very quiet today :coffee:
I was just thinking that when I deleted Dave's rant. Only you and I saw it.
I only read the bit he addressed to me but my favourite part was when he said; 'Sorry I didn't fuck with FST's IP address like I said I would but I had a better offer and went out dancing instead'.
Oookay.
Dave's become a terminal bore. I thought he was a bittard at first because I read the other thread before the rant thread. Shame really, because at least you can have fun with the bittards... :(
Yes he has mad networking skillz and can take out multiple trunks with a single keystroke, this is a DATACENTER we are talking about here :dave: not mums netbook. :stuart:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Werd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I think your thoughts on the matter are aligned on a unanimous forumular level.
Except for Arty.
He still wants to talk to him :idunno:
I'll rephrase that, while everyone else was busy winding him up a few months back, he actually scared the fuck out of me, because he exhibited alot of the signs of a borderline personality disorder. Now although I still think he is extremely narcissistic, I believe alot of what he does is simply trolling, the sick twist gets off on the negative attention because any attention is attention. I just try and shine a light on him and show him up for the ineffectual tit he actually is.
Dave said something about getting all of Orange's IPs banned or something. Idfk. But basically he has a harder time getting around the ban (needs to use Tor and proxies) than J-Dye. Which gives a particularly insightful glance into our friend's mad 1337 skillz.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisYes he has mad networking skillz and can take out multiple trunks with a single keystroke, this is a DATACENTER we are talking about here :dave: not mums netbook. :stuart:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You missed nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
He's posted the same thing for several months. Both here and on Mary's hate site :mellow:
I know.... I was hopeful the record had changed, while mindful of the singleminded hamster on that particular wheel. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerYou missed nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
He's posted the same thing for several months. Both here and on Mary's hate site :mellow:
Welp. As long as he's not being obsessive or anything.
Dave wins. He managed to bore the phuck out of the whole bored. :O
Alrite, Snee.
You put all the bone marrow back in yet?
Sort of :unsure:
Look out for Barbs' minge. It's lurking.
Where? :fear:
Bittards :happy:
lava-mound?
Um
I don't know? :unsure:
Squeams and Skweeks semen bags?
I have no fucking idea what's going on but it's making me lol
Am I the only one who spots a punctuation error in the above sentence?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
It almost sounds like a marketable product.
Doobs - you can be the creative director.
I can spot a couple but didn't think to mention it as I'm obviously not so persnickety as you :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeAm I the only one who spots a punctuation error in the above sentence?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky