No one tells me anything :(
Barbie tell me.
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No one tells me anything :(
Barbie tell me.
waiting for city link to deliver my new tellybox, innit:smilie4:
got to go to wurk in loiyke 15 minutes tho':emo:
Why do you need a new tellybox? I thought you already had a telly the size of your wall?
No, mang, if it was I'd ewesed proxies and stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Just made this so my workmates can't look at anything secret, in case I forget to log out.
i'm not allowed that one here, the wench says it's too big:emo:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Also, last time I tried, manker spotted me in two posts flat.
And I can't remember the passes to my other accounts, either :dabs:
To be fair, she did jib you an xbox.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Boi'm not allowed that one here, the wench says it's too big:emo:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Incidentally, that probably makes you a kept man :smilie4:
no wai, birthmas presents don't count as being "kept":snooty:
She's just calling it that to make you feel better :smilie4:
Music vid.
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The lyrics just weren't incomprehensible* enough on their own, I guess.
*And I'm saying that as someone who speaks the language.
Where the eff is chalice anyways.
I'm trying to be more active in the lunch since he was being emo, and then he's nowhere to be seen.
He's roaming the streets of Belfast, in search of new noob FST recruits.
He should enlist his good lady, she sounds like a quality woman all round.
And his brother.
On an unrelated note I just halped some old lady here at t'office deactivate one of the fire alarms since she has company coming and the battery was running out so it'd beep ever so often.
Bet she lied about having company coming, she's prolly gonna have a barbeque or something.
She'll be smoking crack cocaine before you know it.
Chavis' brother on here would be truly excellent.
I'm sorry, but that's a health and safety issue.
*phones watchdog*
I would imagine so.
She might end up looking like Whitney Houston or something.
Anyone seen Pandorum yet, btw?
Thinking of grabbing it, later.
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Originally Posted by Skweeky
I don't think i really need to ask him :P
Orite. That's what I was gonna do.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
Bah. I hate people.
phhhh
Pretty good thus far. Quality's not awesome, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeOrite. That's what I was gonna do.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
See, I remember telling you years ago that the very essence of magic is the act of making something from nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
Alls I had to do was whine a bit and look wot pops up. With you back, actively making sense on my internets, I see no need for me to post. Now I've got something to read.
I always was a better reader than a writer.
Do carry on. :smilie4:
Reprobate stuttering freak of a brother update...Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
He was released from the Jangly House a couple of weeks ago. Once again, Lady Justice was out having a pish or something.
He has taken up the commerce of drug dealing with some ardour. He seems minted at the minute. His 17 year old girlfriend was given a sparkler last night and she's not even knocked up...yet. Wot a silly little girl.
:dry: Douché.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceSee, I remember telling you years ago that the very essence of magic is the act of making something from nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
Alls I had to do was whine a bit and look wot pops up. With you back, actively making sense on my internets, I see no need for me to post. Now I've got something to read.
I always was a better reader than a writer.
Do carry on. :smilie4:
I'm watching the sci-fi channel's (syfy - lulz, muppets) new rendition of Alice in Wonderland.
It's shaping up to be about as terribad as their version of The Wizard of Oz. Which isn't to say it's unwatchable.
Tin Man had Zooey Deschanel in it, though. Alice doesn't have that.
:handbags:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee:dry: Douché.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Well pardon me all over the place, ma'am.
Watched the season finale of Dexter, innit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Plot holes the size of a bittard's arse and no mistake. The show is dragging into soap. Who gives a fuck who loves who, just cut fuckers up, Dex.
They sacrificed consistency for poetry. No need for that.
Hoi Snny, have you read any of Warren Ellis' Supergod yet, like?
http://www.hypergeek.ca/wp-content/u...a-665x1024.jpg
It's very quite good and I'm not an Ellis fan as a rule. I just likes it, innit.
Did I mention that I went to see Eddie Izzard last week? Well, I did.
It was wank for a number of reasons. Paramount of those was the fucking stupid cunts sitting in my immediate vicinity.
Right, Izzard came on stage. No, not like that. He came on stage and announced that he was an atheist. Well, okay great, so am I. Yet this fucking spastic beside me insisted on clapping like a lunatic and even going so far as to 'WOOT'.
Now, what is the fucking point of that, eh? At least if Izzard had said 'I'm a Christian', and you applaud that fact, you might get a point in the afterlife.
Who the fuck are you cheering at if you're an atheist? Why do it? Actually, it's kind of a bummer that there's no god so shut the fuck up, tit.
Anyways, we left after 20 minutes. As I said, it was wank.
You know what it says in the bible about that?
Don't know. Don't care.
Your joke is gonna be shite. I knows it.
its against it, obviousment. :happy:
I knewed that your joke'd be shite, like.
I fucking well knewed the fuck out of it.
it also says tho shall not woot in front of chalice in gods theatre.
I like it better when you regale of your tales in the turbulent capital, Allen.
They're funny in a pathetic kinda way.
Your one liners suck rectum, but.
not alot happening really, the tube is boring
alot happens at work but its just not that exciting really
what sort of story do you want?
i just listen to other people talking all day, nothing that great just ordinary stuff.
Complain about cunts. You can't go wrong.
I bet ya if you think back, you've encountered at least 3 cunts today in varying definitions of the word.
I know I have.
alright chavis mate, what you been up to?
Brian aids, separation, Christmas and other disasters, innit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky