If by tutelage, you mean pagan pre-rape ceremony, then yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Technically you should be a virgin but I'm willing to overlook it this one time :)
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If by tutelage, you mean pagan pre-rape ceremony, then yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Technically you should be a virgin but I'm willing to overlook it this one time :)
Ok - I'll try and be a virgin for the next time then.
Next time :lol:
I'm sacrificing you to the great irish goat god in the lair of the white worm, you big silly.
I'm edging towards killing a god, given the above. It's hard to find the right word for the murder of a god, given the magnitude of the concept, and the limitations of our feeble language.
Give me a word to describe the goat pig god your fecund imaginations have just given being to or I swear to fucking fuck I'll sacrifice Skweeks' next six nomadic piglets to Allah.
Or something.
Deicide, innit.
And, well, I've always called the goat/pig god Nigel.
But basically you can call him what you like since he only manifests when you sacrifice a virgin and they're like rocking horse shite.
Anyone seen Allen recently :eyebrows:
Deicide does quite cover it. Sounds a bit Welsh, like.
I don't really want to kill gods. I actively like them. True story in the end.
I saw snowy video footage of him feeding his mum semen and porridge at some sauf landan pensioner resort. It was a mixture of semen, given fact by the varying coloration and the unwillingness of Allen to taste it first.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Suddenly the 'spunk bucket deposit' signs all across sauf landan click into place. Allen is a dirty boy who needs several slaps upside his silly sideboard.
What a mind :lol:
Talking about persistent spastics, Dave posted a goodbye post to you over at Mary's hate site. You'll have to log in to see it.
I didn't read it all but I got the impression that the theme; 'you're all mean and I will kill youse' runs throughout.
He's actually been poasting to an abandoned site for nearly 2 weeks with nobody else there to even respond. He's clearly turned into Gollum. That Woman needs to have her PM privileges revoked before she puts someone's eye out, or causes a stampede.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
BTW, he'd like his mentalgeek account reinstated so he can "read posts like he used to". :glagpinch:
Had a look, but I can't see it. At least not the wonderment youse described.
Quote that spastic or do something else.
I'm going to PM it to you as his "final werds" don't deserveQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice
publicreading.
Thanks. The first paragraph was as far as I got. I thought for a fleeting second that he might have gathered his shit together and attempted closure.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeI'm going to PM it to you as his "final werds" don't deserveQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice
publicreading.
Dave, if you're reading this, which I've no doubt you are, ha ha ha. Just to be clear on that, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
And ha.
There's one portion (I did read it all- due to a brain tumor which required feeding) where he's decided ALL human kind is less than him, and apparently he plans to only go out when he's killin'. The fact that NO ONE sided with him didn't shake him, only showed how the human race is wrong...
I imagine he'll get rounded up by the time he starts biting the heads off woodland creatures and using their blood to "make himself look pretty".
Of course I'm reading chavis, how else am I to wait for manker to make the mistake which will allow me to dish out to him in real life that which he dished out to me. As for the ha ha ha ha ha ... yeah well being laughed at by a man who has caused what you have caused isn't going to bother me.
I love that MBM, that you think this was about sides... it shows the mentality you're all operating on up here, that of an 8 year olds school playground gang.
I don't consider myself to be better than all of humanity quite the contrary, all of this (you all, and all that you have done and said) have convinced me that I like all of you am entitled to deliberately hurt another human being as much as I want to. Just as all of you deliberately decided you could do to me, I am now your equal, I shall act like you of you and hurt anyone I like, both online and in real life. That's why you all banned me remember, because you scum can't handle being treated as you treat others.
So I misread a part of your manifesto de mentalness, Dave. You've really become irrelevant around here.
Sorry we hurt you... :rolleyes:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHeMhEB_uFEQuote:
Originally Posted by hahahahahahaha
The missus and kids arrive back Sunday morning, innit.
Being on your own is a strange affair. If you're not used to it. These past three weeks of solitude have led to certain observations. The collective noun for hermits is an observation. That's always tickled me.
I have discovered about myself that if left to my own devices, I will consume considerably less alcohol and considerably more ganja. I will eat considerably more shite. Ate a whole cheesecake the other day while watching Batman. It was fantastic. I'm more fastidious about cleanliness. I didn't realise how fucking humming this house was until it emptied. This morning I cleaned the fridge. I've never cleaned a fridge in my life. There's always toilet paper. I watched three seasons of East Bound And Down back to back. It was funny. Dabbled in chemicals but not too much.
Normal life will resume soon. I kinda wish I hadda went to Disneyworld instead.
Three fucking weeks! It seems longer for me and I've never even met you people. Another observation you missed out on was that you post less regularly inside of your beloved lounge.
Also, I never knew the collective noun for hermits before. It's lovely.
Not sure who decided that they should be either onomatopoeic or at least descriptive but that chap should get the fuck out of a posthumous Nobel.
We stopped at the dollar store the other day, and were immediately approached by a panhandler. I didn't let him get a word out before I said, "I know what you are doing, and I've got nothing for you." He tried to inform me of the weather, which I replied I knew. He then moved on to the next arriving car who repeated what I had about knowing what he was doing, but added, "Now get the fuck away from me before I knock you the FUCK out!" The bum apparently realized this area had been fished out, and moved on...
What's a dollar store, panhandler, bum. :unsure:
Nine out of ten doctors would recommend euthanasia for your affliction.Quote:
Originally Posted by hahahahahahaha
What :dave: will be after his wife and boss find out about his nutjob web postings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
He could get a jawb at ShitAssPetFuckers. :smilie4:
I've adopted a poor habit of not reading posts thoroughly, but I think chalice needs an iguana.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLMfJ56-MYE
Hi my name is junglebook and im an addict. Addicted to what i here you ask, everything!
P.s $20 is nothing in GBP!!
:eyebrows:
You don't seem too addicted to being able to fucking spell. You do seem to have a full on daily habit of being a spastic, though.
The thing about Dave is that he just doesn't get it. He never did, and that's how comes he failed. Dramatically.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something ElseNine out of ten doctors would recommend euthanasia for your affliction.Quote:
Originally Posted by hahahahahahaha
For him to dish back out what he received he would have to have a forum of his own where everyone adhered to his Dave ethos. This'll never happen and that's why Dave can never dish it back. Sniping with ephemeral accounts serve no purpose.
I would have to walk into a Daveworld site and lay my considerable head on a block. Dave can't see this. It's wonderful and tragic.
I think there was a DaveWorld forum once. Him and that Rob guy were there.
They destroyed Mr. P.
I think probably that's the grand plan. To get us all to post on his forum. And then ban us for being cunts.
And then we'll be sorry.
That just wouldn't be fair. :fist:
It's that first line of the diatribe which is so marvelously mental, he is sitting there plotting his revenge against all the nasty cunts that through him out of the gang, but is reserving a special place for the ringleader, the big meanie, manker.Quote:
Originally Posted by hahahahahahaha
The fact that he is a loon with a confrontational posting style that trolls for angry responses, then immediately acts the victim when people do respond in anger, has nothing to do with his banning in his mind, because as deeply narcissistic as he is, he can do no wrong.
Now this is another wonderful :dave: unreality. There is no we all banned him, staff don't take votes on what should be done, they do it, at the point of being banned the rOA a/c already had multiple warnings, far more than any normal user would be given before disablement, the fact that from the board's point of view he continues to be one of only two nuisance posters who regularly spams the board simply confirms that original judgement even more.Quote:
Originally Posted by hahahahahahaha
The other part of the statement though is more than slightly mental too, the fact that he shall act like all of us and hurt anyone he likes both online and in real life, I don't think Dave is capable of telling the difference between real life and online, if he did he wouldn't be babbling like this after all no one has physically turned up at his address unannounced to lean on the balustrade/porch railing/whatever the fuck he has. If we were all such horrid people we would treat everyone like Dave, but we don't, there are other posters here that come in and go out all the time, none are as confrontational or looking to provoke a reaction as the rOA a/c was (as it did on other forums, I have read his trials and tribulations on mumsnet also).
The simple fact is if you start out with the intention to troll on a forum like this you had better bring a big set of balls, Dave just doesn't have the equipment.
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My cat has caught a moth. It has one damaged wing and is trying to get away but instead it can only move around in concentric circles. The cat is amused.
Update: said moth has managed to flap underneath a door into a cupboard. The cat is distraught.
Well fish it out, it's only use is as a cat toy now anyway!
I don't interfere with nature's ways, Artemis.
The cat caught the moth, the moth got away. Maybe it will live, maybe it won't. Who am I to judge?
I get 'it' just fine chavis, it's you who never had a fucking clue, you still haven't.
I still run forums manker, I unlike you have never personally attacked anyones real life, I unlike you have never banned someone just because I don't like them.
Artemis,
Congratulations, I think that's the most amusing piece of complete bollocks I think I have ever read on FST. You all made this about real life... remember when you all decided to fill the FST lounge with verbal abuse aimed at "Dave", "Dave Dowell" no less, and not just the FST lounge, you scum set me up my own dedicated site where you could verbally abuse "Dave". Remember when you absolute scum decided you could stalk my real life and the tell me details about my children, and about other sites I have used, I do.
Don't let that stop you trying to sit up here and try to deny that you are all absolute scum, and that my intentions to invade one of your personal lives are mental. Just remember if I'm mental for having the intention of invading your personal life, you're all mental for doing it to me first.
I'm slightly more pragmatic when it comes to the life of an insect, but then our cats don't usually let things get away, they turn up with a lovely assortment of recently deceased fauna and dump it on the backstep for us to admire, sometimes we only get half of what it originally was (sort of a guess what that lump of fur was game) and we are supposed to be so thrilled by the bleeding corpses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
....and we're backQuote:
Originally Posted by anotherone
You are like a kids windup toy, just carefully wind the clockspring, hit the button and all the lights go off and it goes racing around in different directions.
It is funny to see you do it, I don't know how long it will continue to amuse me, but for now, this simple lunatic flurry of yours is glorious, you really are a prize, it's like having your own insane jack in the box.
Oh you definitely need to hang around then, when the time comes I shall provide you with a nice video that will have you rolling on the floor laughing about how mental all of this is.
I imagine it's quite incongruous for you all, especially for you who proclaims himself to have some understanding of the human psych. To discover that there are some people out here who don't have to fuck off into the distance if/when you abuse them. That there are some people for whom your rather pathetic excuses about "how it's only the internet and nothing I say or do matters" and how "nothing any of us say can have any consequences, because it's only something being said by someone who you will never know". The rather special bullies one about "how it's only a laugh, innit"... I can see why someone who hides behind such pathetic justifications for their behaviour towards others would find it completely mental to discover that there are some to whom the power of words is actually something very real.
That's why you believe you can go around stealing other peoples facebook foaties and use them as a form of abuse, without consequence. That's why you believe you can not only invade other peoples lives and personally abuse them and every aspect of their real life. Because you're all stupid enough to believe that the words you use are irrelevant, and that because they're irrelevant to you, so you can decided that they'll be irrelevant to others. It's why you can take the vicious lies spewed forth in that PM, and believe nothing will come of you verbally abusing the target of those lies, because you're all genuinely stupid enough to believe that because your words have no meaning for you, they must have no meaning for anyone else. Or that even if they do hurt that other person, that person will have no option than to just take it and fuck off into the distance.
You are all the most interesting study into the stupidity of people I have ever seen. You most certainly fit the definition of "sheeple" I've often seen referenced, all being stupid enough to believe that me and my mates can all follow each other into being personally nasty towards another person without consequence, because we "all believe we can".
As we're having this lovely discussion about what is and isn't 'mental' Artemis, here's a questsion for you.
In the history of humanity how many humans do you think have been killed through the misuse of words?
Tell me again about how your (and your mates) rather pathetic excuse about how "it's only the internet" provide you (and them) with a get out clause for your words.
From where I'm sitting the history of how damaging words can be, demonstrates perfectly clearly that only a complete retard would believe an excuse like "it's only the internet" would provide them with a get out clause.
Daily ? Dream on but you are the O-mighty Veteran. Suck my penis, please.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Fuck, We could turn this shit into craigslist in a day.
P.s If anybody has a spare craigslist invite id most appreciatte one.