Good Ole American Legal System...

I bet that it’s a hard job being Busyman.

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Originally Posted by BigBank_Hank

I bet that it’s a hard job being Busyman.

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Bullshit, STFU, thumbarse.

Nah, not really.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

I swear the next time I have to go up on the stand (or questioning a another) I'm "coaching the lawyer" beforehand.

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This is my favourite line. The telephone factory worker telling qualified legal representation precisely how to do the jawb.

It's another fantastical story from a seemingly never ending repertoire.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by BigBank_Hank

I bet that it’s a hard job being Busyman.

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Bullshit, STFU, thumbarse.

Nah, not really.

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:lol: :lol: :D

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Originally Posted by vidcc

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Originally Posted by Busyman

It's gotten me outta more jams then you'd ever know...being me.

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Don't you think being you also got you into those jams. :unsure:

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What jams?

The ongoing one with one person in which I was looking out for my mother?

Is that one of them?

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by vidcc

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Originally Posted by Busyman

It's gotten me outta more jams then you'd ever know...being me.

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Don't you think being you also got you into those jams. :unsure:

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What jams?

The ongoing one with one person in which I was looking out for my mother?

Is that one of them?

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The jams to which you referred when you said you'd got out of more jams that VB1234 could ever know.

You know, the ones you said about and then quoted.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Busyman

I swear the next time I have to go up on the stand (or questioning a another) I'm "coaching the lawyer" beforehand.

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This is my favourite line. The telephone factory worker telling qualified legal representation precisely how to do the jawb.

It's another fantastical story from a seemingly never ending repertoire.

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Oh so you don't believe the lawyers fuck up? I don't know about all the intricacies of law (sans the fact that I've gotten myself outta some court jams) but I know wtf a lawyer should ask to even have a possibility of a desired outcome and this lawyer didn't.

Even the cops were dumbfounded. :dabs:

Qualified don't mean good at it, thumbass.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

I've gotten myself outta some court jams

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And those ones.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by BigBank_Hank

I bet that it’s a hard job being Busyman.

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Bullshit, STFU, thumbarse.

Nah, not really.

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Thumbarse?

It's Hank not mank.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by Busyman

I've gotten myself outta some court jams

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And those ones.

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Just traffic infractions.:dry: No lawyer.