The American Dream

is everyone else rly:mellow: right now?

Hell no1!!1!1!

I watched 2 two great games today and 24 is on (the undisputed king of thrillers)!!!

im just rlly high still:mellow:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

im just rlly high still:mellow:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Fuck americans because I am emo.

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Originally Posted by Dark Steno

Fuck americans because I am emo.

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Wtf's emo?

You're emotional?

That's fucking ghey...that and shortening it.:dry:

Or is it an acronym?

You kids and your "problems". :dabs:

Emo = teh ghey.

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Originally Posted by manker

Meh, okay.

Smartie and Rolo are chatting in the pub when Chewit comes in, all covered in cuts and bruises. Rolo goes; 'What the feck's happened to you, matey'.

Chewit replies that he's being bullied by Fruit Gum - Smartie tells him to sort himself out but Chewit protests that no matter how much he tries, Fruit Gum just pwns him.

Smarite goes; 'Right, okay. I'll stick up for you, I'm pretty useful in a scrap - I got a hard shell, see'

Chewit and Rolo look at Smartie beating his hard shell with admiration.

So anyway, they have a couple of beers and Locket walks in and goes up to Chewit, calls him a poof and demands he buy him a pint. Chewit, secure in the knowledge that Smartie is looking after him, tells Locket to fuck off.

Locket proceeds to beat the shit into Chewit and Rolo looks around, anticipating that his mate, Smartie, will intervene. When he spots him cowering underneath the table, he enquires why he's hiding.

Smartie replies; 'I'm not messing with Locket - he's fucking menthol'.

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I know a similar one involving different coloured tarmac. :dabs:

I won't go into it in as much detail, but the bottom line is:

The red tarmac replies; "I'm not messing with the green tarmac - he's a fucking cycle-path".

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