A séance (pronounced: [seɪɑ:ns]) is, on its most basic level, an attempt to communicate with departed spirits
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A séance (pronounced: [seɪɑ:ns]) is, on its most basic level, an attempt to communicate with departed spirits
:mellow:
What's the accountant doing in the language thread?
Hey! we communicate too....well unless we become consultants then that ability is surgically removed and a 1500 watt shite dispenser is installed.
In a recent missive from HQ, following consultancy work, we are apparently going to have a year of "optimisation", and through "upskilling" we will take the organisation to "beyond fit for purpose".
I accused them of using the Dilbert random statement generator - :unsure: although I did this on the work board which might be a bit career limiting. Hey Ho!
Hi Les, comment are you.
I spoke to someone the other day who told me she was from the "Dialogue Team". I asked her what that meant and she said "We talk to people".
I only didn't larf out loud because she sounded really sexy.
True story.
I is well - been doing a lot of DIY (the paint and window sealant kind rather than the sweaty version).
The consultancy speak is a fecking disease. The more obscure and opaque it is the higher the fees. I was sent on a course where I had to stand on a chair and surf to Beach Boys music (actually that was ok - just a bit mad and the lunch was good).
I think the Dilbert management book for dummies is a valuable piece of equipment.
It's very empowering
It's full of excellent suggestions for team building exercises.
On a side note;
the company I'm working for is changing its name to Goldfish... apparently because it sounds more upmarket than the name we're using the now... :huh:
as seen here...
http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/1...7170514gn7.png
You quoted me exactly. My alteration of the original has no effect on your quote. Also, you didn't correct the "do" from my original post, so why would you correct the fictitious "to"?