How do you express your love for some one?

I bet you wanted to, mind. Have sex with a lady.

Apparently all women want to but will only admit it on the internet or if coerced by a fine liquor.

Or a studded club.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by Biggles

not the cup thing? :huh:

fo shizzle*

*for Squeams - whatever it means :mellow:

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Ooooo, yeah baby! Can I be your gangsta bitch daddio?

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That looks to be a cross between Austin Powers and Snoop Dogg :blink:

I think I can carry that off especially if I throw in the Fat Bastard accent too.

How exactly does one smack ones bitch up though? :blink: It would appear to defy the basic laws of gravity.

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Originally Posted by chalice

Or a studded club.

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which is very similar to some "local shop" liquors

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How exactly does one smack ones bitch up though? :blink: It would appear to defy the basic laws of gravity.

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It's a tricky skill but it helps if you have a bitch in the first place, like.

Meow.

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Originally Posted by Biggles

That looks to be a cross between Austin Powers and Snoop Dogg :blink:

I think I can carry that off especially if I throw in the Fat Bastard accent too.

How exactly does one smack ones bitch up though? :blink: It would appear to defy the basic laws of gravity.

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I can't believe I'm not street enough for a white middle class middle aged civil servant. And I listen to Eminem and everything :cry:.

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Or a studded club.

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which is very similar to some "local shop" liquors

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And cheap at twice the price , Les.

Fucking cork-screws are getting dearer, though.

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Originally Posted by manker

I bet you wanted to, mind. Have sex with a lady.

Apparently all women want to but will only admit it on the internet or if coerced by a fine liquor.

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Have you ever had sex with a lady Manker? You can tell me, I won't tell a soul.

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Originally Posted by Biggles

How exactly does one smack ones bitch up though? :blink: It would appear to defy the basic laws of gravity.

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It's a tricky skill but it helps if you have to have a bitch in the first place, like.

Meow.

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:glag:

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Originally Posted by manker

I bet you wanted to, mind. Have sex with a lady.

Apparently all women want to but will only admit it on the internet or if coerced by a fine liquor.

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Have you ever had sex with a lady Manker? You can tell me, I won't tell a soul.

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Fuck no.

I just wank to pics I find on the interweb of hawt bewbs.