Hoi Les, Clocker, Kev et al

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Originally Posted by chalice

No, Kev, my middle name actually is Kevin.

Why do you always assume I'm lying?

I dare say you already know my forename. Such timidity from an established friend.

For shame. I'm hurt.

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I have never assumed, nor have I entertained the idea of you lying.

You dare say?

Good, then; that's what I would do, anyway.

However, if you're Hurt into the bargain, that must be your middle name?

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I still don't know :snooty:

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How about "Bentley"?

Bent, for short. :whistling

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Noice. One of my favourite actors too. :happy:

He travels to a reputable alcoholic rehab centre run by nuns near me on a regular basis. True story. I've entertained the thought of hovering around outside in the hope of getting an autograph but my fear of nuns overcomes my love of John Hurt.

He's a poof innhe?

He's about as queer as you are stupid.

So you decide.

The food not taste nice tonight?

:/

Haven't eaten yet so I'm dining on spastics until I get me spicy wedges with tuna and mayonnaise. Might even go crazy and throw in some sweetcorn.

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Originally Posted by VillageShaman

He's a poof innhe?

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Yeah, he played Quentin Crisp on TV ergo he must be a homosexual.

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Originally Posted by chalice

Haven't eaten yet so I'm dining on spastics until I get me spicy wedges with tuna and mayonnaise. Might even go crazy and throw in some sweetcorn.

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Sweetcorn would be crazy :wacko:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by VillageShaman

He's a poof innhe?

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Yeah, he played Quentin Crisp on TV ergo he must be a homosexual.

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Yep, he played Caligula in I Claudius so he also had sex with his sister, got her pregnant, cut out the foetus and ate it.

Which kinda proves he's not gay. :blink: