Welcome, Glod!

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Originally Posted by thebazzla

well this bigger picture is now off on his hols for two weeks ole

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I'd like to know your exact opinion of me, Bazz. Seriously. Your experience on this board is more poignant than most.

You might be an ingratiating, vapid fucking idiot, but we can always be assured that you'll always have something completely fucking useless to say.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

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Originally Posted by thebazzla

well this bigger picture is now off on his hols for two weeks ole

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Gaining weight are we ?

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sadly yes its all these holidays you know cant get enough of them..

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Originally Posted by thebazzla

well this bigger picture is now off on his hols for two weeks ole

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I'd like to know your exact opinion of me, Bazz. Seriously. Your experience on this board is more poignant than most.

You might be an ingratiating, vapid fucking idiot, but we can always be assured that you'll always have something completely fucking useless to say.

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i would like to say that you are charming .witty and funny but then i would be talking utter nonsensical claptrap
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Originally Posted by j2k4

Well, then.

Obviously he is not honored by your efforts, else he'd be cutting a membership check and asking where to send it.

Perhaps he is not cut out for duty here...being sentient, and all.

Nice to see Chavis dusted off his cunt for the occasion, though.

It doesn't get so much sun, these days...

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Nice to see Chavis dusted off his cunt for the occasion, though.

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Dunno what you mean there, Kev.

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As Artemis has already mentioned, you've ignored the custodial aspects of your role here for quite some time, and, as you yourself note:

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Originally Posted by chavis

Personally, I'm pretty sure that it's more to do with the incredible influx of spastics who seem to proliferate in my absence.

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It is down to your sheer laziness, you see.

There's no-one left to kill, Kevin.

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Originally Posted by chavis

There's no-one left to kill, Kevin.

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Truly?

I've missed most of the slide, my attendance has been so thin hereabout.

No more gratuitous slaughter of the ignorant innocents - how sad, how very very sad.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by chavis

There's no-one left to kill, Kevin.

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Truly?

I've missed most of the slide, my attendance has been so thin hereabout.

No more gratuitous slaughter of the ignorant innocents - how sad, how very very sad.

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It smacks too much of ancient Romance. It's a bit gritty now. Been done. Friday night nostalgia. Wank.

Nice, I'm sure, for spectators such as you.

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Truly?

I've missed most of the slide, my attendance has been so thin hereabout.

No more gratuitous slaughter of the ignorant innocents - how sad, how very very sad.

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It smacks too much of ancient Romance. It's a bit gritty now. Been done. Friday night nostalgia. Wank.

Nice, I'm sure, for spectators such as you.

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Good call, actually.

I'd bat them around a bit and make 'em cry, but I never had your off-hand blood-lust.

You would barge in and I would watch in awe.











Not really, I just couldn't type from laughing.













You know, I am so beset by nostalgia at times it is morbid.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by chavis

It smacks too much of ancient Romance. It's a bit gritty now. Been done. Friday night nostalgia. Wank.

Nice, I'm sure, for spectators such as you.

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Good call, actually.

I'd bat them around a bit and make 'em cry, but I never had your off-hand blood-lust.

You would barge in and I would watch in awe.











Not really, I just couldn't type from laughing.













You know, I am so beset by nostalgia at times it is morbid.

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Much as I love you, Kev, I recognise your retirement.

Your medium is the prolonged letter-page involvement.

Mine is the 21st Century.

Good luck with your protracted demise and all that.

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Good call, actually.

I'd bat them around a bit and make 'em cry, but I never had your off-hand blood-lust.

You would barge in and I would watch in awe.











Not really, I just couldn't type from laughing.













You know, I am so beset by nostalgia at times it is morbid.

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Much as I love you, Kev, I recognise your retirement.

Your medium is the prolonged letter-page involvement.

Mine is the 21st Century.

Good luck with your protracted demise and all that.

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No retirement for me, thanks - I've just mellowed.

My "protracted demise"...I like that.

See? Morbid.

Maybe it's because now I must wear glasses.

Oh, you know what.

Missus J and I have played in the local boy/girl pool league for centuries; I was King Slate around here for eons, and she's pretty good in her own right - we used to win top couple every year, but not in several years.

Last year was first year with the glasses, and we're back on top again.

Never underestimate the advantage of a good lens, I've always said. :)