Your posting history lends itself to successful siring but i'm surprised that your missus let you anywhere near her lady garden if that's your idea of phallic :ermm:
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Your posting history lends itself to successful siring but i'm surprised that your missus let you anywhere near her lady garden if that's your idea of phallic :ermm:
it's sort of phallus caninus
Indeed.
If mbm doesn't change his user title to 'sabre-toothed cawk' then there is something wrong with this world we live in.
I wouldn't want to be the one who tips the scale into eternal darkness. I'm taking that one... :)
And while it may not much of a phallic symbol, imagine the set of BALLS it would take to give a raging psycho a "gift" that says, "fix me some dinner" which, at the same time, would make an effective prison shank. Have I also mentioned she knows where I sleep?
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Originally Posted by mbm
You know it makes sense :D
All this is a very true thing, so much so that I might shy away from extending my practical gift giving repertoire in this particular direction at this precise time.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I don't want to discourage you though. Let me know how you get on. And post pics, even if they're nsfw.
Sorry, guys. The wife says I can't play online anymore, and that it's time for me to start making dinner. :sadwalk:
I'll see you all tomorrow- if she gives me back my
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I think candlejack got hi
I was thinking she could stand him in the kitchen and punch him in the eye. I know I'd love it if a man got me that for xmas.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesTin foil?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
That looks exactly like the thing they put up my front fundament when they put my coil in. I'm not sure if it's a very useful present for a lady though, you don't normally have to bring your own.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme