Love or Logic

[QUOTE=Squeamous;3629692]

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Not all women are quite alright, some of them unwillingly have dicks. This is the issue at hand.

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:glag:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Your visions of schoolmistresses are stuck in the early 20th century. I will consent to the role play, since it's Christmas, but for the sake of historical accuracy I will be dressed in an ill fitting jumper and slacks and I won't be meting out any punishment. I will simply gently explain that your behaviour is unacceptable, reiterate the behaviour manifesto I made you and your parents sign at the start of the school year, and then send you on a sterotypes awareness course.

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Dear God that is utterly terrifying :O

Remorseless political correctness is a little corner of Hades all by itself.

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:yup:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

That's what divorce is for.

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No, that's what misteresses are for.

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I don't understand, why disappoint two women?

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I don't understand, why disappoint two women?

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Easy, I'll explain it in this equation:
y = my level of satiation
x = number of women
c = number of unsatisfied women

You think it works this way
y = x - c
When in fact it works this way
y = x - c/100

And spoiler if you detest math

Spoiler: Show

It would take dissatisfying 100 women to negate the satisfaction of 1 woman. It's basically heavily egocentric.

The equation is actually slightly more complicated than that because x=i

And pie belongs in that equation somewhere. All important math equations involve pie.

maths jokes ftw

squaring numbers is like sex with women; if they're under 13, just do them in your head.

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Originally Posted by manker

maths jokes ftw

squaring numbers is like sex with women; if they're under 13, just do them in your head.

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I don't like this rule, since I can square up to 17*17=289 in my head (that's really limiting my options).

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

maths jokes ftw

squaring numbers is like sex with women; if they're under 13, just do them in your head.

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I don't like this rule, since I can square up to 17*17=289 in my head (that's really limiting my options).

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You never really believed it when people told you that you were too clever for your own good.
Not until now.

You see what you've done :no:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I don't like this rule, since I can square up to 17*17=289 in my head (that's really limiting my options).

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You never really believed it when people told you that you were too clever for your own good.
Not until now.

You see what you've done :no:

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For a second there, it was the first time in my life I regretted knowing any math. That was up until I remembered I tend to completely ignore rules.

I hate you all.