Quickfire questions and statements for a SnnY Monday.

I was completely with you until you said about a den with oak panelling.
I'd fucking love a den with oak panelling - and I'm pretty sure there isn't a self-respecting man alive who would baulk at such luxury.

I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. :naughty:

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Originally Posted by Something Else

I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. :naughty:

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I'm surprised that you can detect it over the lingering smell of cannabis.

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Originally Posted by manker

I was completely with you until you said about a den with oak panelling.
I'd fucking love a den with oak panelling - and I'm pretty sure there isn't a self-respecting man alive who would baulk at such luxury.

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Then again you're an accountant so banality is basically in your blood.

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Originally Posted by manker

I was completely with you until you said about a den with oak panelling.
I'd fucking love a den with oak panelling - and I'm pretty sure there isn't a self-respecting man alive who would baulk at such luxury.

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Not to make you jealous or anything, but my office is wrapped in pine. Well, it's an "artificial pine", but to great, luxurious effect. :snooty:

Can we get a :mary: depicting a turtleneck and pipe* to "celebrate" Mary's Dr. status when it happens?

*Dorthy, this means you as you have shown no other value on the sight.

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Originally Posted by manker

I was completely with you until you said about a den with oak panelling.
I'd fucking love a den with oak panelling - and I'm pretty sure there isn't a self-respecting man alive who would baulk at such luxury.

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Not to make you jealous or anything, but my office is wrapped in pine. Well, it's an "artificial pine", but to great, luxurious effect. :snooty:

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Pine :lol:
I literally lol'd when I realised the juxtaposition with the 'not to make you jealous or anything' statement.

Sorry about that^, I came over all Idol.

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But yeah, I think dens are really the only place you could justify having wood panelling of any kind. Not that I'm into interior decorating or anything.
Look, I'm just good with colours, okay. I wish you'd never brought it up, honestly. You can be such a bitch sometimes.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Do you want to replace Idol in our comedy duo, Fuck Me 'N the Brain? He doesn't seem to be too into it.

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Also as of late you've fallen into the "Oh look how fucking clever I am " school of comedy which only really excites people who wear turtlenecks,smoke pipes and have dens with oak paneling.

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You see, I told you he wasn't into it.

As an additional note, if I'm ever seen wearing a turtleneck, I hope I'm already a corpse and people were just fucking with my dead body. I'll sport a fleece shawl though.

:mary: needs fleece shawl, pipe, and oak paneling

small child under arm optional...

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

As an additional note, if I'm ever seen wearing a turtleneck, I hope I'm already a corpse and people were just fucking with my dead body.

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Understandable since they tend to not hide the bra straps that well.I assume low-riders jeans are out as well as you probably don't want the top of your thong showing either.