Maybe I should stop, I'm not up for DPing squeams.
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Maybe I should stop, I'm not up for DPing squeams.
Why ever not. It's not like she could over power both of us.
I'd have already taken her up on her kind offer but I'm a little worried I'd end up tethered to some skip whilst being pegged.
I'd summon you with a complicated set of bird-calls if things got out of hand. And then afterwards, I'd do the same for you.
I'm sure that between us both we could sate her :smilie4:
Yes, but us being very long with low differentials, the chance of getting tangled if she doesn't keep the required massive amounts of blood pumping is just too risky. It's been too long since I earned my knot tying badge.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Well I dunno, I just figured if the balls didn't touch ... .
I suppose there's every chance it'll happen one day :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You're in luck, I'm feted for my monkey-long arms :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Well, when you're knuckle dragging just don't go piercing my scrotie with one of your rings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
The way I see it is that every woman alive has the basic right to be sexually satisfied at least once in her life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
And if I can assist in any way, then it would not make me unhappy to do so.
That's a mental image I could have done without :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You two are like sexual good cop bad cop. Mary is doing all she can to avoid sexy times and Manky is doing all he can to embroil her in them.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Quit playing ping pong with my libido :fist:
I'm taking Mary out with me on the pull.
Girls will see us approach and one will say to the other; 'I want the one with the chrome belt-buckle and you can take the one that's fiddling with his pants and looking confused'.