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Could you not have asked him to aim a bit further away, like?

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Could you not have asked him to aim a bit further away, like?

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:eyebrows:

I said that I got jizz on them. It's almost as if you think that there was some kind of burnt orange suede dap bukakke going on.

What a mind you have. I'm blaming the marriage.

I just assumed that that's the sort of thing people who wear "burnt orange" shoes did :ghey:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Could you not have asked him to aim a bit further away, like?

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:eyebrows:

I said that I got jizz on them. It's almost as if you think that there was some kind of burnt orange suede dap bukakke going on.

What a mind you have. I'm blaming the marriage.

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Right, I imagine it's because you shrieked and popped up too early since they were supposed to finish on your face. I would hold you accountable for your shoes.

I was just cracking one off on the bed and my daps were on there.
Didn't notice the jizz gloop until it was much too late and it had all dried in. Washing it with water and soap didn't work at all :no:

You're the only people I've ever told about that. It's a good job you're not real or anything.

I'm going to fax that story to your work :dave:

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Originally Posted by manker

I was just cracking one off on the bed and my daps were on there.
Didn't notice the jizz gloop until it was much too late and it had all dried in. Washing it with water and soap didn't work at all :no:

You're the only people I've ever told about that. It's a good job you're not real or anything.

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I think you're supposed to drink more vinegar, Meg's friend told me that helps. It doesn't make much sense unless you're supposed to vomit on your shoes afterwards though.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

I'm going to fax that story to your work :dave:

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:lol:

The client list is on a zip drive.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

I'm going to fax that story to your work :dave:

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Surely not.
I've never known the people who live in my computer to turn against me.

And anyway, I found the Turkey t-shirt so you probably wont :unsure:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

I was just cracking one off on the bed and my daps were on there.
Didn't notice the jizz gloop until it was much too late and it had all dried in. Washing it with water and soap didn't work at all :no:

You're the only people I've ever told about that. It's a good job you're not real or anything.

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I think you're supposed to drink more vinegar, Meg's friend told me that helps. It doesn't make much sense unless you're supposed to vomit on your shoes afterwards though.

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:glag: