I lost my virginity today!!!!!

The one who come back, however, don't shut the fuck up about it.

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Oh my God, you won't believe the news! Two weeks ago, I actually had sex for the second time in my life! Can you believe it?! 2017 has been a great year for me!

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Oh my God, you won't believe the news! Two weeks ago, I actually had sex for the second time in my life! Can you believe it?! 2017 has been a great year for me!

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It's been an amazing decade for you all together. Look luck with the syphilis.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Oh my God, you won't believe the news! Two weeks ago, I actually had sex for the second time in my life! Can you believe it?! 2017 has been a great year for me!

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It's been an amazing decade for you all together. Look luck with the syphilis.

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You could try and be a little nicer to whatshername, considering he views you as his god and all. Also, congratulations Ovaltine on your mum finally loosening up a bit.

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It's been an amazing decade for you all together. Look luck with the syphilis.

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You could try and be a little nicer to whatshername, considering he views you as his god and all. Also, congratulations Ovaltine on your mum finally loosening up a bit.

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Who is this nameless fool of which we speak? I abdicated my godhood long along ago. Hasn't the world noticed yet?

I thought I was ubiquitous in admiration. You lives and learns.

I would like to help you out on the name , oh puissant one but I don't know his name unless it happens by chance to be "pathetic".

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I would like to help you out on the name , oh puissant one but I don't know his name unless it happens by chance to be "pathetic".

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Do you mean that Oleg spaz?

You all look the same to me.

Don't you like me any more, David? Is it the Jewish thing or the vicarious Jewish thing?

Did I scare the Jew off? Was I overly offensive? If so, when haven't I been so? Some people get it, some do not. But it's mostly the people with foreskins who do.

Can you decipher the complexity of this post, David? Can you summon the inner voice and translation? Can you grow your foreskin back?

All of these questions will be answered in the next episode of Soap.

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Don't you like me any more, David?

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On the plus side I don't like you any less.
Also please refrain from using my slave to Egypt Jew name. In the future I would like to be formally called Ben-Tzion X.