Highlight of the Day?

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

I feckin hate chavs more than I did this time yesterday.
Decided they are all a bunch of cawksucking, arrogant plebs, and should be thrown on a bonfire for entertainment purposes. :snooty:

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Hmmm could be the evil Chav demon trying to throw us off the scent.

Goddess leave the dead mouse alone (it ain't going anywhere) get the implements of exorcism. :shifty:

We must save Lilmiss's punkish soul.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

And I was informed what, P.O.B means. :sick:

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And it means? :unsure:


Didn't you tell him to feck off like you intended to?

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Originally Posted by Biggles

We must save Lilmiss's punkish soul.

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I'm quite safe of staying punk.
In fact, I think now may be the time for the mohawk.

P.O.B means, pants off bed.
What a charmer. :dry:


No, I haven't told him to feck off yet.
I'm building up the courage.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

P.O.B means, pants off bed.
What a charmer. :dry:

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Yes indeed. He's almost as good as me. :01:

/returns to teh drinkin'

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

I'm quite safe of staying punk.
In fact, I think now may be the time for the mohawk.

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Are you sure? :( We have the paddle and whacking stick all ready.

It is probably best to make sure. I shall consult with Goddess - she knows about these things. :shifty:


Edit: POB? Is that Chav foreplay?

I may have to take the pokey stick to work tomorrow.
Or even better, ask me Ma to come with me. :P

And I'm sure Goddess would offer to shave my head.
Sick girly.


:naughty:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

I may have to take the pokey stick to work tomorrow.
Or even better, ask me Ma to come with me. :P

And I'm sure Goddess would offer to shave my head.
Sick girly.


:naughty:

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We could ask your Gran to help if you feel Goddess needs chaperoned. :shifty:

I think it might be prudent to tell him you have left the country. Ok, if you do it in person he might be a little confused but if he has average Chav intelligence he might just buy it. :01:

:lol: Tanks, but I was thinking more along the lines of, "feck off and die, you egocentric pile of bling"

Don't mention my Gran. :fear:
She's not here is she?


I have my pals round soon, better get busy.

why do anything for them? wasn't it them that set you up with a smackhead?

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

:lol: Tanks, but I was thinking more along the lines of, "feck off and die, you egocentric pile of bling"

Don't mention my Gran. :fear:
She's not here is she?


I have my pals round soon, better get busy.

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I am afraid we had to tell her as we were worried about your moral judgement. She went off muttering something about "I'll give her moral judgement" not sure what she meant by that. :whistling

Your approach should work too (unless he really is stupid - in which case he will go back to his mates and say "she really fancies me")

I too must get my butt in gear - heading out for a stag night and need to feed SGG - and her brother, if I can work out which one of his mates houses he has currently set up camp in. One of the joys of getting older is that all ones mates get divorced and then go through it all again. (It has been said by a cynic that "remarriage is the triumph of hope over experience")