Invented gravity but forgot to patent it.
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Invented gravity but forgot to patent it.
Has an avatar of his lunch today
^ fake Yankee fan. FFS, she has never sat at the bleachers.
Is the mascot of the US Hot-Dog Eating Contest.
loves palestain
He was arrested in 1985 - for pimp slapping the drug dog at LaGardia.
-bd
Has insured his penis (new for old) for Ģ17.28
Has enlarged his penis from 1.5 inches to a whopping 3.4 inches (source: Sextent's autobiography).
Has scheduled his sex change for next month and is taking paypal donations for his new identity...
Was the guard on duty who wanted to take a picture of Paris Hilton while pooping in her jail cell and sell it to get out of Trailer Homes Paradise.
Adds mistruths about him/herself to their C.V.
Including references from FST.
Pretends to be a true Punk fan, but really likes Hip Hop and Country
I do like country. :huh:
Shuvt likes Marmite.
lilmiss is actually a giant man.
Jimbo's favorite book is Mein Kampf
Defiancex was Hitlerīs moustache groomer
Jimbo is an ex-nazi who fled to china
nice choice
Hairbautt was a hellīs Angel for approximately 5 minutes until he turned up to the 1st meet on his pink tricycle, with pigtails and all.
Is on a peace mission to China,but is secretly working for the CIA to steal Chinas noodle recipe.
^ has no shoes.
Is an Internationally renowned Shoe thief,and kitten licker.
Has flippers instead of hands
Crabgirl has webbed feet.
^ Invented traffic.
Cheese secretly gives a fuck.
That's actually true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
^ Secretly wants to give Cheese a fuck
^ Purchased Paris Hilton's album. Twice.
Lobbied for Paris Hilton to be freed from Prison and cried when she was re-incarcerated.
^ Can't right click.
^ lives in crabgirls purse
Sleeps with monkeys.
^ knows too much :sly:
^ says "ya'll" a lot in real life.
^ Has a collection of Barbie dolls.
^ has a collection of Ken dolls
Has never played poker nor chess. And is an arse x2.That's pretty fuckin' sweet :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlThat's actually true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
Was 12006th in the London marathon. Dressed as a baboon's arse.
he is handsome .. lol
^ Once beat a peacock to death.
Once beat his meat to darth.