You egomaniacal twit, I was calling myself the devil.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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You egomaniacal twit, I was calling myself the devil.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm sorry, I may have overreacted a little. Please forgive me, but I'm a little overprotective of my metaphors.
Oh, fuck. You want to be inside me.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyYou egomaniacal twit, I was calling myself the devil.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That's a different story entirely. I was considering the other scenario on the basis of it helping with your gradual ascent to social parity with your peers - but I can't possibly countenance being a repository for your demon seed.
No, if you're overprotective of your metaphors; I'm a wounded tigress defending her brood from a nefarious jackal when it comes to my holiest of holes.
I'm just going to c&p this for next time Squeams demons I flirt with her. Good stuff. :popcorn:
Please don't :no:
Why are you so infatuated with your asshole? Also, in your metaphor, I'm the hyena that's totally plowing his hard on into your cubs while you swat at jackals.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
If I think about it, that would make you the second person on this board that has to be wary of future interactions between me and their children.
Because of my previous post, I'm forced to interpret c&p as child and pornography, so that reminds me. Squeamous, do you happen to have any photies of you, say when you were like 12 or 13? If you have any in which you were younger, like taking a bath, that'll work too.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
:glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyBecause of my previous post, I'm forced to interpret c&p as child and pornography, so that reminds me. Squeamous, do you happen to have any photies of you, say when you were like 12 or 13? If you have any in which you were younger, like taking a bath, that'll work too.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Dave just reported me for harshing a member who hasn't posted for a year (trufax), imagine the reaction when he sees me lolling at a mental picture of his dream gurl in the bath when she was eight.
I almost went with hyena, it being the first opportunist hunter that sprang to mind, but it would have weakened my metaphor as hyenas are particularly social mammals that hunt in packs.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyWhy are you so infatuated with your asshole? Also, in your metaphor, I'm the hyena that's totally plowing his hard on into your cubs while you swat at jackals.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
If I think about it, that would make you the second person on this board that has to be wary of future interactions between me and their children.
You can't be a hyena, Mary, not until you're fixed :smilie4:
I can tell by your style, I think I've known for a whileQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyBecause of my previous post, I'm forced to interpret c&p as child and pornography, so that reminds me. Squeamous, do you happen to have any photies of you, say when you were like 12 or 13? If you have any in which you were younger, like taking a bath, that'll work too.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
you don't mind cocks or vaginas
as long as they're minors
cause you're a paedophile
So that remains Dave's masturplan- bring you to your knees by battering the walls of the report section. :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker:glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Dave just reported me for harshing a member who hasn't posted for a year (trufax), imagine the reaction when he sees me lolling at a mental picture of his dream gurl in the bath when she was eight.
You're thinking of spotted hyenas, I'm more of the striped variety.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
From the back yeah it can all be the same, but it gets a little awkward doing The Pinwheel with the boys, their tiny satchel swinging about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
That scans and stuff.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoI can tell by your style, I think I've known for a whileQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
you don't mind cocks or vaginas
as long as they're minors
cause you're a paedophile
you been writing poetry for the wench? :shifty:
Ohhh, a poem. That would explain the strange line breaks.
Prolly lyrics to a song, tbh.
Although bo is quite the poet, so I could be wrong.
It is not a pop tune I am familiar with that is for sure. Lady Gaga perhaps?Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Shannon Matthews The Musical, innit.
Of coarse, wank away mon amigo xQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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Almost as cute as my daughter, Squeams. Almost. :)
What are you trying to do, give Macky a terrible exploding priapism? :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I heard he pays extra for those...Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousWhat are you trying to do, give Macky a terrible exploding priapism? :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Only if they're naturally induced.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeI heard he pays extra for those...Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I said taking a bath, not washing the dishes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
And by "natural", you mean induced with objects that are as far removed from nature as possible...Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyOnly if they're naturally induced.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
You make it sound like only antimatter can give me a boner.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeAnd by "natural", you mean induced with objects that are as far removed from nature as possible...Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Is that a bad thing :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyYou make it sound like only antimatter can give me a boner.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
It would certainly be bad. Considering the catalyst, it'd make the erection a hard thing to come by.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesIs that a bad thing :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Spectacular thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyIt would certainly be bad. Considering the catalyst, it'd make the erection a hard thing to come by.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
"Did the earth move for you darling?...darling?"
I'll be making. Those sigs any day, now. Any day.
It's just that I've been so very busy with more important things.
Back in the day that's how we washed children. Mother used to do my hair on the washboard.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI said taking a bath, not washing the dishes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Oh well, I forgot to take that into consideration. That's how I wash dishes today.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousBack in the day that's how we washed children. Mother used to do my hair on the washboard.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
That's nothing. My parents bathed me in the automatic dishwasher. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyOh well, I forgot to take that into consideration. That's how I wash dishes today.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
That's doubly h4r5h considering you were about 29 when they were invented :no:
:d
Well that partly explains you.... They didn't dry you in the tumble dryer as well perchance? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeThat's nothing. My parents bathed me in the automatic dishwasher. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
No. I was air-dried on the clothes line.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisWell that partly explains you.... They didn't dry you in the tumble dryer as well perchance? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Which fucking reference are you using? The first credit for the automatic dishwasher goes back to the 1880's.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Yes but did it have a nice stainless steel finish and was it whisper quiet? *Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyWhich fucking reference are you using? The first credit for the automatic dishwasher goes back to the 1880's.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
*Too much time spent watching the HGTV network.
I duno. I just made something up for luls :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyWhich fucking reference are you using? The first credit for the automatic dishwasher goes back to the 1880's.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker