Worst Movie Ever

Santa with Muscles. a Hulk Hogan classic

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Incredibly annoying main character. Cheesy dialogue. Terrible script writing.

And a close close second...

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Just avoid. Avoid at all costs, even if you enjoyed number 1.

Farcry the movie. It gets rubbish reviews - however, being a fan of the game I found it bad in a good way :)

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Farcry the movie. It gets rubbish reviews - however, being a fan of the game I found it bad in a good way :)

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Citizen Kane: The Videogame.

The cutscene at the end wasn't anywhere near good enough to make up for the repetitive gameplay.

Ghostbusters (2016) was really disappointing!

Fight Club, really waste of three hours, I don't know why it has high imdb

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Fight Club, really waste of three hours, I don't know why it has high imdb

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Don't discount the possibility that you may just be really stupid.

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Fight Club, really waste of three hours, I don't know why it has high imdb

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Don't discount the possibility that you may just be really stupid.

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This :P I have watched it some fifteen times, it's a classic. With that said, I have an open mind and shit, so I'll post the following video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWftn6rrn4Q

Also, three hours? The version I've got is just two and a quarter hours long, is there some super-duper director's cut I'm not aware of?

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Fight Club, really waste of three hours, I don't know why it has high imdb

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Thems fighting words. :dry:

He obviously wants you to hit him as hard as you can.

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This :P I have watched it some fifteen times, it's a classic.

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I seen it maybe twice but not for a number of years. I do distinctly remember though that my favourite part was when Helena Bonham Carter and Meatloaf dueted on Paradise by the Dashboard Light.

Great Expectations

The Cabin In The Woods

Started off well, but then turned into a heaping pile of turd.

Was supposed to be horror, but it was ridiculous instead and I barely made it through the end.

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Great Expectations

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Maybe you were just expecting too much.

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Great Expectations

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Maybe you were just expecting too much.

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Just like yer dad.

You needed to edit that?

Anyway, shows what you know as my dad was far too busy frequenting hookers to give any thought to what I did.

Poor hookers, they must have *really* needed the money.

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Great Expectations

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Maybe you were just expecting too much.

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:D Good Point! I guess the movie then delivered as per title.

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You needed to edit that?

Anyway, shows what you know as my dad was far too busy frequenting hookers to give any thought to what I did.

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Why does your father remain the topic when the narrative clearly states your mother was a prostitute? She seems like the more interesting parent. All Oedipus needed was a little copper... you know... to lay some pipe.

Shut up. I don't talk to Ernest Hemingway wannabes.

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Poor hookers, they must have *really* needed the money.

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I would assume that all hookers really need the money, hence them being hookers.:unsure:

The one exception to this rule is your mum who doesn't care about worldly possessions and just turns tricks because she likes the degradation.

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Shut up. I don't talk to Ernest Hemingway wannabes.

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There is nothing inherently wrong with wanting to be surrounded by lots and lots of cats.

I'm thinking the obvious and that it takes more than a few to spot heavy bench.

'Lady VS Ricky Vahl' the worst movie ever I have seen.

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I'm thinking the obvious and that it takes more than a few to spot heavy bench.

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Clearly you could just stack many cats on a barbell, and when the lifting gets tough, politely ask some of them to alight. Yet another problem solved by cats.

Clearly you have no understanding of the feline psyche if you expect them to be content just lying there and doing nothing, Podman.

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Clearly you have no understanding of the feline psyche if you expect them to be content just lying there and doing nothing, Podman.

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The sarcasm enlightens us all to the fact that your bladder has previously undergone trauma too.

I think to properly qualify as an insult, the recipient has to have the slightly clue as to what the purveyor is on about.

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I think to properly qualify as an insult, the recipient has to have the slightly clue as to what the purveyor is on about.

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I think you're confused because you were looking for an insult, but I am not as consistently mean as you are.

After Earth

the worst for me is titanic 2. that's just horrible, unwatchable

Yeah except for the fact it doesn't exist, that was really bad.

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the worst for me is titanic 2. that's just horrible, unwatchable

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Death Wish 8 was worse.

Worst ever for me is a tie

Rango & Mad Max (latest 1)

titanic 2 for the lolz

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the worst for me is titanic 2. that's just horrible, unwatchable

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yeah titanic 2 is horrible

All of the new (latest) Batman movies :(

BUG - that movie fucking blows

most of the movies coming out these days sucks bawls

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