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I'll just strap a big cannister of mustard gas to my back, and turn the hose on everything in sight when they come for me.
Fuck aiming. It's the only way to make sure.
Naturally, I have a special cupboard for it, with a padlock and everything. It's the responsible thing to do.
And you've got a shotgun by it to shoot the lock off in an emergency? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
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The kids need some Huggies, so I'm off to rob a convenience store (don't worry, it's not loaded), and will be back in 2 hours.
Spoiler: ShowSeriously, I've got to finish something with a strict deadline in the next 2 hours. Will be back then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54QGl9DTVDw
Just you wait till them long, long, fucking long range magnums hit the shops, Art. Then you're fucked.
hmmz
A house with a couple of two year olds crawling around, a woman, an internet addicted student, and unsecured firearms.
I wonder if mbm and his unsecured Heckler cock 45 would be any match for Dave and his baseball bat of justice.
Don't forget the pain meds. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Spoiler: ShowAlright, now I'm actually going to do my time-sensitive stuffs...
Dave actually came round last night for a loan of my semtex baseball bat. :pinch:
I should've thunk it thoroughly, innit.
I keep explosives handy for just such an event. Naturally.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisAnd you've got a shotgun by it to shoot the lock off in an emergency? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Some of Chalice' spare semtex? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeI keep explosives handy for just such an event. Naturally.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
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Mechanism of toxicity
The compound readily eliminates a chloride ion by intramolecular nucleophilic substitution to form a cyclic sulfonium ion. This very reactive intermediate tends to permanently alkylate the guanine nucleotide in DNA strands, which prevents cellular division and generally leads directly to programmed cell death or, if cell death is not immediate, the damaged DNA may lead to the development of cancer Sulfur mustard is not very soluble in water but is very soluble in fat, contributing to its rapid absorption into the skin.Attachment 113985
In the wider sense, compounds with the structural element BCH2CH2X, where X is any leaving group and B is a Lewis base are known as mustards. Such compounds can form cyclic "onium" ions (sulfonium, ammoniums, etc.) that are goodalkylating agents. Examples are bis(2-chloroethyl)ether, the (2-haloethyl)amines (nitrogen mustards), and sulfur sesquimustard, which has two α-chloroethyl thioether groups (ClH2C-CH2-S-) connected by an ethylene (-CH2CH2-) group. These compounds have a similar ability to alkylate DNA, but their physical properties, e.g. melting point, vary.
Mary would probably have an orgasm were he to read this.
Pretty sure Mary doesn't like orgasms. She just likes looking at pretty girls.
also, I preferred mbm's c&p about jamie oliver being a spacker.
Rather I think Idol was calling out to me due to my absence in this thread, at least that's how I was approaching the excerpt. At first I thought I was reading about an aggressive chemotherapy technique until I saw that it alkylates guanine indiscriminately, then thinking, "what are they trying to do, kill people?". I finally reached the later portion of it and realized it was describing the mechanism by which mustard gas is harmful. Did any of you, any at all, bother to read it? I won't say that it's poorly written, but it could be much improved.
I carry two lethal weapons in my house, my left elbow and my right knee. I've only handled an unloaded handgun once, after my Texan neighbor's friend accidentally fired a round into his floor (instead of through the drywall leading to my bedroom).
Didn't have to, I realised that it was a descriptor of the mechanism by which its harmful by the title. It even says toxicity.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary
I'm surprised it took you til the latter portion of it to glean this information.
You know, what with being a chemistry student and all :]
I can see I'm in hostile territory. I label you all terrorists, and will shoot on site. In fact, I fired a warning shot at my monitor. It grazed my son's head, but luckily he's already retarded, so no real damage done.
BTW, Where's skiz when I need him? :fear:
My eyes are drawn to figures, I don't have to be elitist every time.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Skizo is out hunting for deer to shoot and then decapitate.
I've never quite got over seeing that pic.
Not saying it made me go all Idol but just the sheer pointlessness of the head in a bucket.
That's the beauty of being one of the cognoscenti. You don't have to be, it's an elephant and it's in the room yet your associates don't let it diminish your relationship with them. Not if you do it correctly.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyMy eyes are drawn to figures, I don't have to be elitist every time.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You'll learn this, one day, when you pass your exams and get a job and get promoted to auspiciousness.
Too many Texans.Too many guns.Too few things that make our eyes light up with child-like wonder at their grace and beauty..Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
The mundanity of your presentation made me want to commit suicide.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL9xCWphV8sQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
And people say you're hard of getting it.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyThe mundanity of your presentation made me want to commit suicide.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Nay, said I, nay and thrice nay!
These are the playlists that I have on my iPod.
Preworkout
Workout
Intervals
Training
Run
Core
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I bet Eye of the Tiger is on evert playlist.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I'm not sure Idol is a tennis fan.
Until I noticed the evert typo I was thinking "Fuck manker knows his tennis to give an obscure reference to Jimmy Connors like that "True story.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Also no Eye of the Tiger or Gonna Fly Now or Hearts on Fire or There's No Easy Way Out. I do however occasionally run up the steps to the Philadelphia Museum of Art and jump up and down like an idiot at the top.
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Jimmy Connors reference?
OK, fine. I'll amend it with kurekt spelling this time. I bet Idol has Free Bird on the workout and run playlists, every.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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Originally Posted by manker
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Nope.For running you need either something with a beat that mimics your cadence or else something insipidly inspirational.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyOK, fine. I'll amend it with kurekt spelling this time. I bet Idol has Free Bird on the workout and run playlists, every.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
For weight lifting you need something angry and Black.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoCOg8ZzUfg
If it's angry ,Black ,vaguely militaristic and they curse a lot then bonus.
In lieu of any of that , drugs obviously.
You've made me wish I had heard of that book.
I was similarly impressed with the word 'cadence' for a while. But I've got a feeling it's some ghey cycling term.
I say a feeling; I googled it and noticed that it was a ghey cycling term.
Also a ghey military term.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEiWXz3BkpA&feature=related
Yeah. I first heard the term in a Dropkicks track called Cadence to Arms. They play it at the start of their gigs, or at least the ones I've been to. All two of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Also a ghey military term.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Everyone stands there all quiet like and then go mental at 0.52.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT6x6ta7eRE
I just like the word. It looks nice and it sounds nice.
I don't understand why you run when you apparently have a bike.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
P.S. I'm beginning to think you picked up weightlifting in prison.
I run because weightlifting alone isn't destructive enough on my knees.
Please think things through before asking me any more stupid questions.
Actually with running you get to buy cool other stuff like this to throw away yourhard earnedmoney on.
You need any investment advice on that inheritance.
My rates are high and it isn't even my field. But fuck it, I'll have a go.
I don't run because I fucked up my left knee twice, once in wrestling and once in when I posted and twisted on my left leg during football (real football, i.e. not American). Also, because it's boring as fuck. I've never incurred an injury during American football, it was also boring as fuck. I've got more stupid questions for you later.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
fix'dQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI don't run because I'm a bit of a tubsterQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
As long as you leave me enough so I can avoid having to work another day in my life then I'm fine with anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Actually leave me enough to live on plus this.
Tubsters can run. I can sprint even, probably faster than you or Idol. I was always faster than the black kids, it's the power of the nigh black cock.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerfix'dQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I can't wait to work for the Chinese government.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787