Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?

Idol's surrendered?
Way to out yourself as being secretly from Quebec and not Toronto at all.

Want some cheese?

Don't you mean fromage?

I wanted the non-french speaking (not like you, frenchy mcfrenchpants) contingent to get the movie reference also

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Mary I think I'm done with the bt section so I leave it in your capable hands , oddly over developed wrists and tiny ankles to battle on alone.

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Say it isn't so...soon Mary will be exclusively 18+, Oleg and Dave will take their meds daily, Snee will take me off ignore, Squeams will quit torturing mice, Darthy will say something interesting, Chalice will embrace England, and manker will tolerate grammatical faux pas. :fear:

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On the next episode: England will be exclusively 18+, Oleg and Squeams will embrace, Snee will quit daily meds, Chavis will take Dave by faux, mice will pas over mbm, Darthy will ignore Mary's interesting will, and manker will tolerate Something. :fear:

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Fix'd.

Never script a soap opera by the way. You'll just setup a prequel for field of dreams.

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On the next episode: England will be exclusively 18+, Oleg and Squeams will embrace, Snee will quit daily meds, Chavis will take Dave by faux, mice will pas over mbm, Darthy will ignore Mary's interesting will, and manker will tolerate Something. :fear:

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Fix'd.

Never script a soap opera by the way. You'll just setup a prequel for field of dreams.

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Dyslexia has never been explained so well. :D

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Mary I think I'm done with the bt section so I leave it in your capable hands , oddly over developed wrists and tiny ankles to battle on alone.

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This feels like a trap, you're setting me up for something, aren't you?

As an addendum to the above post, I don't really like how it leads to me getting PMs from other single-focus members here.

Example:

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hi mate
Is this person's confidence
http://filesharingtalk.com/members/282967-torrenting

Has db9 invite
have FTN invite

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I'm not even sure what you're asking me, but he's been accused of foul play before. Up to you, really, I don't associate with any of them.

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ok Thanks

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Mary I think I'm done with the bt section so I leave it in your capable hands , oddly over developed wrists and tiny ankles to battle on alone.

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This feels like a trap, you're setting me up for something, aren't you?

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Great he would be a genius mouse.

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As an addendum to the above post, I don't really like how it leads to me getting PMs from other single-focus members here.

Example:

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I'm not even sure what you're asking me, but he's been accused of foul play before. Up to you, really, I don't associate with any of them.

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ok Thanks

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Tell them the truth,that you wish you lived in a world where they didn't exist.I'm sure none will take offense as they won't understand you anyway.

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Idol's surrendered?
Way to out yourself as being secretly from Quebec and not Toronto at all.

Want some cheese?

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I'd like to update this to I won't be posting in the Report or movie/TV sections anymore either so that leaves either becoming a fan of foosball or converting to trading.

Cunts.

Also Quebec for some crazy reason has all of their traffic lights sideways for as far as I'm concerned they can all go to Hell.

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Idol's surrendered?
Way to out yourself as being secretly from Quebec and not Toronto at all.

Want some cheese?

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I'd like to update this to I won't be posting in the Report or movie/TV sections anymore either so that leaves either becoming a fan of foosball or converting to trading.

Cunts.

Also Quebec for some crazy reason has all of their traffic lights sideways for as far as I'm concerned they can all go to Hell.

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You'd know, Cedric McBaguette.

Is this like the forumular equivalent of a hunger strike, btw. If so, I'm giving up posting in the anime section for solidarity porpoises.

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Is this like the forumular equivalent of a hunger strike, btw. If so, I'm giving up posting in the anime section for solidarity porpoises.

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I hereby boycott mammograms. :skinnyhungryindianguy:

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You'd know, Cedric McBaguette.

Is this like the forumular equivalent of a hunger strike, btw. If so, I'm giving up posting in the anime section for solidarity porpoises.

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You mean to tell me that there actually is an anime section? I've seen the name but I always just assumed that a joke played by whoever created this site.

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Is this like the forumular equivalent of a hunger strike, btw. If so, I'm giving up posting in the anime section for solidarity porpoises.

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I hereby boycott mammograms. :skinnyhungryindianguy:

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I'd join you but I'm not sure if that would preclude me from downloading mammogram pr0nz

Hypothetically :eyebrows:

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You'd know, Cedric McBaguette.

Is this like the forumular equivalent of a hunger strike, btw. If so, I'm giving up posting in the anime section for solidarity porpoises.

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You mean to tell me that there actually is an anime section? I've seen the name but I always just assumed that a joke played by whoever created this site.

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No idea. I just assumed that Snee and Mary would have a section where they could wank in private.

How about that Euro Foosball thing that's all in the news?
I hope it doesn't conflict with any of my trading.

I'm not boycotting that, ffs.
It's one thing giving up something which I'm not sure exists but there's no way your personal crusade, which I try to ignore, is going to interrupt my voyeuristic love affair with muscular men in shorts.

Ronaldo was like a god last night, btw.

I'm talking about the puntsphere and not about some handsome young man who shared my bunk.
Not that there was a handsome young man in my bunk last night. Or any night. Or a man of any other description.

Except me. I'm a man, like.

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Ronaldo was like a god last night, btw.

I'm talking about the puntsphere and not about some handsome young man who shared my bunk.
Not that there was a handsome young man in my bunk last night. Or any night. Or a man of any other description.

Except me. I'm a man, like.

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You even send the men home? Why so distant?

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Ronaldo was like a god last night, btw.

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You have to love team sports.It's the only place where someone can be part of a multi-hour event but only actively involved in the play for 10 seconds and still be considered a god.

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Ronaldo was like a god last night, btw.

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You have to love team sports.It's the only place where someone can be part of a multi-hour event but only actively involved in the play for 10 seconds and still be considered a god.

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Weird thing:
I hadn't really considered what you said right there until this tournament.
We're not really that big on stats but they're using this new one to tell you how long a player spends on the ball. Ronaldo's was something like 45 seconds in the first game, 1:02 mins in the second game and 1:43 in the game in which I described him as a god.


I then thought about the recent Reuters list in which it's reported that he has the highest salary of any athlete in any team in the world. £25million per year.
If he plays 60 games in a year and spends an average of one minute on the ball in each game. His hourly rate is £25million.

I then decided I hated sport related stats and continued wanking.

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Ronaldo was like a god last night, btw.

I'm talking about the puntsphere and not about some handsome young man who shared my bunk.
Not that there was a handsome young man in my bunk last night. Or any night. Or a man of any other description.

Except me. I'm a man, like.

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You even send the men home? Why so distant?

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I just watch and injaculate when a goal is scored by one of my favourites.

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You have to love team sports.It's the only place where someone can be part of a multi-hour event but only actively involved in the play for 10 seconds and still be considered a god.

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Weird thing:
I hadn't really considered what you said right there until this tournament.
We're not really that big on stats but they're using this new one to tell you how long a player spends on the ball. Ronaldo's was something like 45 seconds in the first game, 1:02 mins in the second game and 1:43 in the game in which I described him as a god.


I then thought about the recent Reuters list in which it's reported that he has the highest salary of any athlete in any team in the world. £25million per year.
If he plays 60 games in a year and spends an average of one minute on the ball in each game. His hourly rate is £25million.

I then decided I hated sport related stats and continued wanking.

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I commend you on your good judgment.

Actually those sort stats also translate to baseball(baseball in case you are so English as to not know what that is ,is sort of like cricket except it possibly makes sense to someone ,somewhere) where it is technically possible to play the entire game without making contact with the ball and Amercian foosball where long periods of standing around doing nothing is broken up by 3 seconds of extreme violence at the end of which everyone for reasons unknown falls down.

I can't comment on basketball as it is a Black only thing and I prefer to show "them" proper non-racist respect and not give my views on something I have no business ,like rap and jheri curls, talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWdzj8tQ8HM

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Weird thing:
I hadn't really considered what you said right there until this tournament.
We're not really that big on stats but they're using this new one to tell you how long a player spends on the ball. Ronaldo's was something like 45 seconds in the first game, 1:02 mins in the second game and 1:43 in the game in which I described him as a god.


I then thought about the recent Reuters list in which it's reported that he has the highest salary of any athlete in any team in the world. £25million per year.
If he plays 60 games in a year and spends an average of one minute on the ball in each game. His hourly rate is £25million.

I then decided I hated sport related stats and continued wanking.

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I commend you on your good judgment.

Actually those sort stats also translate to baseball(baseball in case you are so English as to not know what that is ,is sort of like cricket except it possibly makes sense to someone ,somewhere) where it is technically possible to play the entire game without making contact with the ball and Amercian foosball where long periods of standing around doing nothing is broken up by 3 seconds of extreme violence at the end of which everyone for reasons unknown falls down.

I can't comment on basketball as it is a Black only thing and I prefer to show "them" proper non-racist respect and not give my views on something I have no business ,like rap and jheri curls, talking about.

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funneh :schanuz:


What's a hjeri curl?

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funneh :schanuz:


What's a hjeri curl?

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(Surprisingly) I didn't understand the first bit so I googled it.

Attachment 116599

I still don't understand but at least now I'm amused while confused.

Oh and a hjeri curl is what Hasidic Jews do to grow their biceps.

:eyebrows:
I meant to do this smilie :schnauz:

And also now you can google pink sock

I could but I won't.
I have this feeling that some things are better left alone.

But now you'll never get the joke :(

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But now you'll never get the joke :(

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I was never meant to.

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You forget,Mary assumes that everything is about her.

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You forget,Mary assumes that everything is about her.

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I thought everything was about Mary... :unsure:

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Sorry, posted from the wrong account.

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You forget,Mary assumes that everything is about her.

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I thought everything was about Mary... :unsure:

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There's definitely something about mary....

Same hair gel for one thing.

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Same hair gel for one thing.

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I use a green wax, so that's pretty disgusting.

I recently rode in some kind of thunderstorm and I'm not sure if that ends up leading to any damaged parts.

P.S. What's the cyclist policy of riding away from tornadoes?

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P.S. What's the cyclist policy of riding away from tornadoes?

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In general, we discourage behaviour of that sort.
How will we ever earn the respect of motorists if we flee weather events, screaming like little girls?
They already hate us because of our colorful spandex, we need a real image overhaul.

That is why the new official policy of the cyclist will be to face the wind, stiffen the lip and pedal resolutely directly into the vortex.
Remember that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
And crippled, usually.

That's all find and me being dandy, it was a waterspout heading ashore. I'm more worried if I should be conditioning my chain and gears with some kind of lubricant.