:blink: Wish you people would speak bloody english, what the hell's a Kappa Queen?
:( I can't find my hip flask of bourbon and can't afford another bottle.
:frusty: I hid it from the ex, wish I wasn't quite so good at stashing stuff.
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:blink: Wish you people would speak bloody english, what the hell's a Kappa Queen?
:( I can't find my hip flask of bourbon and can't afford another bottle.
:frusty: I hid it from the ex, wish I wasn't quite so good at stashing stuff.
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Originally Posted by Guillaume
Mainly the distrbutor cap, but the battery had worn out too.
Had new points and plastic coverings put on her, but I still need a new clutch, which will be about £50 plus labour. :pinch:
I've been advised to coat the seam of the cap in vaseline, which should seal it against the wet weather which seems to follows me.
'eh oh, Gee.
Have a Carling instead. :01:
:blink: A Will Carling?
A willing Carling is even better. :blink:
:unsure: Depends on what he's willing to do I guess :P
D'ya think he dated Diana to try and be King Carling? :blink:
Too much lager, methinks.
on both his part, and mine. :unsure:
:unsure: Least you have a decent excuse, can't say the same for meself on coffee at 10.45am :lol:
:D How's you anyway?
boo!
:ohmy: Shit, ya scared the pants offa me :cry:
I'm ok, chicky.
Got me car, me smokeables, me Carling and me pink rawking jims jams.
How's you diddling, now your coffefuelled...and pantless. :unsure: :w00t:
:) I'm not bad, been sitting in the corner, snivelling and pulling the wings offa flies to make meself feel better :01:
:unsure: I gotta go, ugly blister's here.
:hug: Sleep well when ya go chook xxx
My stone fly is giving me hell at the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
If only I could catch it, I'd send it to ya for your new brand of toast spread.
Hope you don't mope over him too long.
You can do far better than that eejit. :01:
Cheerio ho. :P
:shh: :lookaroun
http://www.in2skinz.invisionzone.com...ault/spank.gif Ya gotta stop mentioning the toast, evil bloody wench.
:) Fortunately it's Autumn so not too many flies about to be tortured by yours truly.
:unsure: I'm confused, is your fly made of stone or just permanently stoned from inhabiting your abode:P
It's my fly who only comes out when I'm smoking.
He's knows I'm slow, and torments me by diving at my head.
Isn't as cool as these ones though...Stone Flies II :dry:
Just home from the polling station, it's amazing how many people drive meters up the road instead of getting off their lazy asses and walking.
I got Lars on now, and all is good again. :wub:
Today's a holiday. So I got up at 12.
Went to the pub at 15h15, got feckered and later got treated to Japanese. :01:
Japanese what :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
Voted...if this is my highlight my day sucks :(
Sake by the pint and pork ramen. :chef:Quote:
Japanese what
What did you expect? Japanese massage? :naughty:
Yes :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
but the alternative sounds good :)
I'm pisheded and fat. :01:
Still pished and bloated.
Banana cream rawks in a sticky kinda way.
I'm going to my freshly febreezed 4 poster. :w00t:
and I'm taking shauny too.
:cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
be brave shaun.....she's pissed so it'll all be over fast :ermm: .................just make sure she doesn't roll on to you :(
Oh, somebody's gonna get the stick for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by (>Zero Cool<)
My tv's screen turned orange. :huh:
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Originally Posted by (>Zero Cool<)
Think it would be more painful for me, especially if he burst.
Flossie gets squished alot, but she isn't a hot water bottle. :unsure:
I'm going to stay at my pals in the sticks tonight.
Gonna get wasted, and maybe indulge in some cow tippin' and hill rolling. :lookaroun
gerrof my land.
What have those poor beasts ever done to you? :fist:
Don't get your arse shot by a drunken peasant. :pinch:
I shall lazer any farmers who get too close. :shifty:
:w00t: I'm gonna play on a trampoline. :w00t:
Will I get to sign on your plaster casts? :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Plaster casts?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...sie77/eeek.bmp
He has two mini trampolines, plus a couple of adventure playthings with swings and slides!! It's the biggest back garden I've ever seen with a mini blair witch house at the far end surrounded by trees.
And loadsa chickens to chase. :w00t:
The house was like the biggest hobbit hall ever with little passage ways that go on forever. The front of the house looks onto fields and a mini forest they have planted. I wanna live there too. :cry: :stamps feet:
just carried on
:smoke:
I'm alone now, and can't be arsed rolling my own spliff.
'elp. :cry:
Lilmiss has been playing with the elves and freegles. :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
:D Didn't see any, but there was some hedgehogs loitering around.
Is today Mothers Day? :fear:
:D It is here missy. I think you have it on a different day tho.
:01: I had a wicked tho fecked up day, left pressies at home then realised I was locked out, the car broke down on the way home but started 45 minutes later then I finally got home after almost 2 hours (usually a 45 min trip to me Ma's) and me damn network was down.
:rolleyes: Anyhoo, I'm home nets back on and the kids are asleep, doesn't get much better than that. Oh okay, some bourbon and a shag would be a nice bonus but I did have a really good day, gorged out on bbq and didn't have to do any of the clean up :woot:
:console: How you, now you're possibly over the heart attack of missing Mother's Day:lol:
Well, I'm about to start running about the house looking for my bank card, or something to wrap up for them both. :cry:
Sounds like a bit of a nutty day you've had. Glad you got your net and everything sorted out. Can't help you on the Bourbon though, the only alcohol left in mine is a bottle of a brown.
My tummy hurts alot. There's so many things I havent done this weekend, I promised someone I would visit them over the w/e and havent managed it yet. I'm so gonna get doings and bashings. :cry:
:blink: But you don't need to do the pressies ya daft chook, it's not Mother's Day in your country :rolleyes:
:D Go visit your mate and avoid the bashings instead.
Well it has not happened yet i guess it would be my long lost sister is coming over from Los Angela's (azuza)My mum is excited but I'm not really.Why get excited over some one you dont know very well.I'm most likely gonna be asleep while shes here because I'm a insomniac and usually go to sleep during the day.Meh i guess its sad i dont know her well...meh
:w00t: You're right!!
Ours was in March, and I'm sure I got them prezzies for that already.
Hahaha, I've just had a mini seizure in fear of missing it. :lol:
Was actually considering wrapping up my John Martyn cd for one of me Ma's, and Finding Nemo for the other. Thank bejesus I didn't. Would have looked a bit of a mentalcase, huh? :D
It's the ex I was meant to visit, so that's not so important.
I'm sure I can come up with an appropriate lie for him, did it a million times before anyway. :pinch:
:01: It's not Ma's Day. :01:
:rolleyes: Geez Ziggy, don't go over the top with enthusiasm will ya. Ever consider it might be hard for her too??
:dry: If I wasn't so knackered right now, I'd think of some evil plan to upset your day by thinking of something else you've forgotten......... as for the ex..... I believe the advice is kick em in the cods innit:01:
:yawning: Going to bed now, laters :lips:
Long lost sister?
And you're not exicited about it? :blink:
G'night Gee.
I'm gonna enjoy my 4 hours before work by doing....nowt at all. :01:
Time to get a new mechanic, methinks. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss