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Yo there. I've got a sunburnt scalp.

Mrs Barbarossa always gets a sunburnt scalp. I tell her to wear a hat. She takes no notice.

I was told to wear a hat. I spent the weekend telling the children to wear hats. I didn't wear a hat. It's my own fault I'm flaky.

The rest of me is a lovely brown, despite the factor 25. The other half has burnt his armpits. HOW?

Balls.

I must have been really tired last night. I was trying to get pentomato to realise he's a fucking idiot, again.

Hah, and I almost signed this with my real name, like wot I would with emails at wurk.

And we're getting sued again :01:

I know your real name :sly:

and you know mine :kiss:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Are you some kind of Harbinger of Death :O

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:fear:

Maybe I am.

It turns out that Ben, despite having ginger-ish hair, goes a lovely brown the instant he spends any time in the sun. That means him and his dad go round looking all nice and healthy, while I will spend my time slapping on factor 40 and wearing a huge hat.

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Originally Posted by Snee

Balls.

I must have been really tired last night. I was trying to get pentomato to realise he's a fucking idiot, again.

Hah, and I almost signed this with my real name, like wot I would with emails at wurk.

And we're getting sued again :01:

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:o


You mean Snee isn't your real name???


:o

Is your name Bjorn?

Is it Benedikt?

Duhhhhhh, try some japonese names...