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chavis,
I've only just this minute realised that she wasn't being completely dishonest with you in that PM, she was right when she told you I can be unpleasant. I'm not sure she managed to convey quite how deeply unpleasant I can be, but then I'm not sure she ever realised how deeply unpleasant I can be. Still the point is that little bit of her malicious PM was correct.
Someone leave the screen door open?
David, sit yourself down. Stop your hoppity hop hopping. Wrap your warped, stalker noodle around the facts.
I do not give a fuck about your distress. The more I read, the more I don't care. You're yesterday's news, sunshine. You can say you're gonna kill people all you like. It won't make anybody care. You're regarded as ineffectual. Until you actually effect something, you'll stay that way. You say that's gonna be in thirteen fucking years or something. I'm not gonna stick around that long to find out. So, I'll kinda never know you've exacted your brutal revenge (you sorry fucking spastic), rendering it kinda pointless.
You should go and get 'I am Dave. I am an uberspastic' tattooed on your inner eyelids, cos you seem to be hard of remembering that fact. Just remember, Dave, I took you apart and strewed your spastic body parts all across the internets. I won. I know you can't accept that, but that just makes it all the sweeter. Every post you make just reminds me how much I normandy'd your little mind and soul.
You're gonna say that it was Sophie, but it was me wot put the work in.
Interesting how you've not been "targeted" for expectoration, eh chalice? Dave likes to pick on little gurls and accountants. You'd think he'd want to go after the one who'd blown up his foul-footed friend... :idunno:
As soon as I start giving broad interpretation of a fuck what Dave does I'll give the matter some consideration.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
On the surface, though, it all points towards Dave being scared of my magnificence, innit.
He'd piss in his jack boots, and cut himself with his pocket knife. It'd be a sad, pathetic sight, for sure...
I take that as "geographically unfeasible, and are armed well enough to take out a large university/movie premier."Quote:
Originally Posted by sixorseven
There was no bait, Dave. I saw a golden opportunity to pwn a fuckwit on the internets and I took it. If anyone was used, it was not only yourself, but Sophie, too. Now, that's not necessarily how I perceive it, but that point could be argued.
The result is, well, fucking legendary. I actually made a grown man. An ex-soldier, no less, have a nervous breakdown on the internets. How I did it doesn't matter. But I did.
If posts here don't make any difference to you, Dave, WHY KEEP COMING BACK? You don't have anything new/valuable to add, and you are entirely irrelevant. You've been crushed by each, and every one of us without effective answer. You've had your shot and failed. Besides that, your 15 minutes are long expired.
Fuck the fuck off.
Post Traumatic Chalice Syndrome. It's becoming an epidemic. :fear:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
tl;drQuote:
Originally Posted by sixorsevenNo.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Of course if you don't like my posts that much you could always add me to your ignore list... except manker has fucked you up on that, hasn't he? The constant name changes make that ineffective. Well I suppose you could always fuck the fuck off instead then.
bumpsup, jizzcocks.
Boseph :smilie4:
What's appertaining in the North East of England?
fuck all, tho' i am off here (down in the south west) with the wench tomorrow :smilie4:
Fooking hell. The line up on Sunday :o
yew cunt.
It's usually a better line up, like, sunday's the only good day this year but even then there's a few clashes with bands i want to see on at the same thyme :no:
It's not far from wales, like, get yourself a day ticket for the sunday, you're guaranteed no 14 year old will bully you and steal your silver daps:smilie4:
I'm doing something on Sunday but they were gold daps and I'm pretty sure that there were loads of them and I got them back because I'm a double-hard bar steward :snooty:
In related news: Joe Escalante emailed me the other day. We're internet friends now or something else.
You're doing accountancy for merkin bubblegum punk bands? :o
Do they know you're telling the internets about it?
I'm sure they will soon :dave:
You're a legend in your own mind. :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
There's a joke in there somewhere about him beating off a bunch of 14 year old lads:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisYou're a legend in your own mind. :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I say joke, he probably ruined those boys' lives:no:
Mary would be proud, the student becoming the teacher 'n' all.
:lol: fuck awf
He emailed me to tell me I didn't put enough dollars on a payment for a t-shirt.
I say he emailed me. It was probably some kind of secretary using his account. But still, I feel sure that we'd be bffl if he knew who I was.
My mam doesn't like the Vandals so that means they're cooler than 90% of the brit-punk shite you think is good :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
You should email back offering a turkey t-shirt as swapsies:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Is she meaning the band or the vandals that write bad things about you in spray paint on your office windows?Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerMy mam doesn't like the Vandals so that means they're cooler than 90% of the brit-punk shite you think is good :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I've worn it now.
Did you know it was sleeveless? I didn't realise this.
Looks a bit ghey tbh/
I'm pretty sure it's not a t-shirt, then.
Should be fine then. :sneaky:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Luckily it's only internets tough guise who do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoIs she meaning the band or the vandals that write bad things about you in spray paint on your office windows?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
People irl know that if they tried it, I'd pwn them so many times and so hard in the face that they'd think they were surrounded.
:schnauz:Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
My manly chest hair, solid forearms, bull-like shoulders and soulful eyes transcend the shirt's fag qualities.
welsh me at rocket?:unsure:
Wiggins just started on the 44km time-trial.
Link to the action
I thought you were going to stop flirting with me once you were married :blushing:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Odd, I didn't think that was something in welsh, there's far too many vowels:unsure:
Don't you go worrying your little head about trying to master other languages :console:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
oddi ar cachu bag bêl
that translates back as "ball bag off shit", i'm sure you get what was intended:snooty: