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Bah. Sorry. Posting from the mobile internets.
I'm going to pretend I don't know what the fuck you're talking about and ask, instead, if you're reading about Normandy :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Not especially, but you're just as purple as purple propounds itself to be, my elf-tongued associate.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Sometimes you're like a modern day war poet without the inconvenience of war, but with all the tragedy it musters.
Try as you may you'll never escape the horror, comrade. You are a poet, and poetry is you. This contains all the trench foot and hilarious dancing gait you'll ever need.
You've mentioned it a lot recently.
I'm reading a weighty book on the subject which sends me ot sleep no matter what time of day I read it, but I'm persevering.
The Santana story
Nope, just wopped to the max and talking balls.
Normandy, though. That was cool. Nazis got fucked up. We're all speaking English.
Win.
news is not history or it didn't happen or not?
Your mums a Sapasttic
In the context of owned == provoked, I have to admit you took the 'in' she gave you (not you personally but you all collectively) and owned me big time.
That doesn't make my reactions mental though, in fact quite the opposite. My reactions are ones you could have well guessed you would cause with your deliberate provocation about a real life experience that you knew had hurt me badly.
If you went to a gig and some bloke stood there poking you with a pointy stick, sooner or later you'd get pissed off and punch him.
That's what this is to me. It's not some internet thing like the bloke from Scenetime who gave you his information, and who therefore has no option but to accept you using it.
Indeed the information I did give you never got a bite from me. The tumor stuff about my Mother, for example. No what got the reaction was the stuff she fed you and the stuff that motivated you to hunt down and use.
I accept that you might not like that in my case the reaction/provocation is a real life one, but you did know this was a real life thing for me. Both you and manker commented about how this was a real life thing to me, you with your "We've never had a real life one" comment to her, and him with his "its not real life to any of us" type comments to me.
You set about provoking the real life reaction you got and then called it "mental" when you finally provoked it.
Your reactions to getting what you set about provoking are just completely mental chavis, aren't they? That's how it looks from here.
Only the ones that involve winning.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerPosting it twice isn't going to make anyone care about women's puntsphere.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
Apart from Canadians, maybe, since it appears they're shite at other Olympic disciplines.
Can the staff please create a "Dave" section so in the future I won't be continually involuntarily subjected to this shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by backhere
Thanks in advance.
Poor me
You kept coming back, day after day, because you can't leave her alone. That's the mental part. Well, that and your poorly concocted, adamantly used lies about why you came. You are obsessed, and every single individual who has ever read your drivel spots you, Dave. You aren't even close to being as clever as you think.Quote:
Originally Posted by backhere
You wanted to make your presence here- in Squeam's favorite online pub, and talk all the shit you wanted about That Woman and she was supposed to sit by and take it, or be driven away. That didn't happen (reread that part about you not being so clever), and you want to blame her because she didn't let you play your passive-aggressive game.
Go spend time with your wife, kids, and mother. We are all apparently scum (as you remind us in each post), so either we aren't deserving of your time, or your personal life is TRULY fuked and we are still better than those who should be getting your attention.
The problem with this transference of responsibility you keep on trying MBM, is that when challenged none of you can produce a single post or comment to support your warped little fantasy ideas about what went on here, it's not like you weren't offered multiple chances to produce any post you could to support your fantasies.
The posts show all I ever said about that woman was that she lied to me and deceived me, betraying my trust completely, and that I only ever did so in response to you asking questions, and poking (provoking) me with some nasty little post.
You provoked my response, it was what you were trying to do. You cannot blame me for that. You can't call my response mental, it was the response you all deliberately set about causing, and you all did that knowing it was a real life thing for me.
You're the mental one, and you are IMHO indeed a complete and utter piece of scum. You deliberately decided your right to cause offence and provoke another person was of far greater worth than another human beings life, and that is pretty mental, and IMHO the behaviour of a complete piece of scum.
Idol,
What I find most odd about your post, is when these scum were filling EVERY single thread with provocative posts aimed at provoking me, until this entire board was filled with threads about little else, you didn't mind that. Tell me, do you understand the concept of tacit approval? You're certainly guilty of that where the events that have brought all of this about are concerned. So you'll have to forgive me for not giving any kind of fuck about how shit you think my posts are.
Transparencyfacepalm.com
:coffee:
Woke up with a boner this morning nor did i bother to masturbate. Surely thats worth $20.
What the fuck kind of army would let dave in. A raging fuckwit with no self-discipline. He wouldn't pass the psych test here, ffs.
Small children are less easily goaded, ffs.
What do you want me to say Dave,that I don't like the endless posts about you,because I don't.Quote:
Originally Posted by backhere
Purely from my perspective though the reason that I think you are looney as opposed to them simply being unnecessarily cruel (btw I don't read most of this shit so forgive me for any inaccuracies) ,is that all you have to do to be "unaffected" by any of it is simply let it go and stop coming here.
Woke up not wanting to kill junglebook but that has since changed.Quote:
Originally Posted by junglebook
Mental problems are the bread and butter of the military.True story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
The reason it worked, Dave was cos I kept you second guessing the whole time. I gave you enough information to tailspin your little brain into confused panic. How I clasped my sweaty palms in joy as you plummeted, moustache-first into paranoia. It was a work of fucking art, Dave. Not our Art, like.
I didn't do it for no reason either. Though, I've been known to be quite arbitrary in my pwnage. You were a dick from day one, and I would've gotten to you some other way, anyway. You're easy like that. Fuck sake, you got your knickers so contorted with your manic geek account that you even asked to have yourself banned, and that was fucking years ago, you bananoid.
I still feel sorry for your kids. You've been glaring in futile rage at a backlit screen for some time now, Dave. That's gotta manifest itself around the household. Or have you been officially relegated to the shed for life.
Idol,
I can see what you're saying, and don't get me wrong I understand your point of view. Indeed it seems to be the prevalent POV around here, that the scum of this site can behave as disgracefully as they like towards another person, and that the person has to accept it and/or walk away. Well I've met enough of the scum of humanity, I've walked away from enough of them. There will be no more walking away, no more letting it go. If they didn't want that maybe they should have considered that sooner or later they'd provoke someone this much.
I apologise to you for the inconvenience that causes you.
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chavis,
I'm sorry to disappoint you chavis, but all of my life is perfectly happy and content. There are no arguments or hassle in it at all. I have repeatedly pointed out to you all that your thoughts about how I'm 'foaming at the mouth' and/or furious are incorrect.
The claims you'd have owned me anyway are false, as can be seen by the attempts you made before she fed you my real life. You didn't have shit. In fact the only way you could get me was with what she fed you. Like I said you knew that was real life stuff, so you can't claim surprise or shock to discover that the reaction you provoked is a real life one. It's not mental it's what you decided you had the right to provoke.
You've only got yourself to blame, Dave.
Bottom line, you came here to provoke Sophie with that amateur porn thread and you got emptied. Absolutely disseminated. Disintegrated.
It's still happening. :smilie4:
Again my perspective.Again purposely not bothering to read the various accusations/back and forths.Quote:
Originally Posted by backhere
At least you are decent enough to attempt to understand and occasionally acknowledge my posts ,which I my ( admittedly needy) mind makes you better than a lot of people here.
For all she knew you could've been banging the rohypnol into her and having your photographic way with her like there's no tomorrow.
I certainly wouldn't put it past you, freak.
Like I said chavis, without what she fed you, you haven't got shit.
You know the funny thing, even after you fessed up about that PM coming from her, I wasn't arsed. I would have quite happily have let it go, and just written it off as yet another part of the sorry saga of allowing her into my life. That completely unjustified ban of mankers though, that altered it completely for me. The posts you all made after I was banned.... well you all decided you could provoke this. So you can stop acting like this wasn't what you set about causing, or is some unexpected reaction.
You weren't arsed? Dave, you were fucking apoplectic. I could almost hear your sorry little cogs whirling like a motherfucker. I did you a favour telling you. I'd kept you wriggling so long, and I'm really not that bad of a person.
Remember, I didn't have to tell you a fucking thing, Dave. I did it out of the goodness of my heart.
'goodness' of your heart :glag:
If you remember correctly (do feel free to check the post history) you never told me anything, the PM coming from her was revealed as a result of you questioning her, just as you started to realise her PM wasn't all it appeared to be, and that what she'd really done was own you and use you as a pet attack puppy.
And get over yourself, I said many times before, I'd already realised you weren't some genuinely nasty cunt, but a decent bloke who was just trying to have a laugh.
Dave, feel free to check post histories yourself there.
I strung you out for a year. A full fucking year. Your current mental state is testament to that.
I've already admitted that your performance as her pet attack puppy, armed with the PM she fed you was exemplary, and that you have owned/provoked me big time.
The thing is, it didn't have to be this hard for you, Dave. All you need at the entrance point is a sense of humour. A willingness to perceive yourself as others' do and in doing so, embrace it.
You're just a naturally unfunny, confrontational guy, Dave. You're aggressive. You were aggressive long before any of this nonsense began. Manic geek was aggressive for seemingly little reason.
You're a drama queen, Dave. That's the long and the short of it. I'm pretty fucking delighted I'm not you.
There was only one subject I wasn't going to find funny chavis, it was the one you used to own me. You knew that, I told you it.
If there's one subject you don't find funny, then that's the one to exploit, you fucking idiot.
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Originally Posted by Artemis3 golds to 2, Britain has six medals over all, N.Z. 4 (3 gold & 1 bronze).Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Take that, interloper :01:a
hai, dave.
I delete as many posts of yours as I can and I ban you each time I see you post.
The only time I don't delete them is if the post has been directly replied to. If it hasn't, it goes regardless of the content.
If it's been directly replied to, it stays, regardless of the content.
It's a courtesy to the people who talk to you.
I appreciate that. You're a wise and noble mod.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
treating spastics like spastics is the way forward. I learned that from a forumlar sage.
Onto more important matters; I think Mary may have been a little more upset than she let on about the constant sexual insinuation regarding his wife, one Ivana Sukurnobofski. And also the fat jokes.
:eyebrows:
Is there any merit in this supposition?
I didn't wanna say it, but I will.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You're aware that Ivana has taken stock of this forum, aren't you? She's a bit hurt, understandably.
Coincidence? Sleep medication? Road trips? Family? I think fucking not.
In other news, Bill Murray isn't going to appear in Ghostbusters 3.
Well, what's the fucking point then.
Oh look it's manker lying like the nasty little toerag that he is again.
Tell us all that lie again manker when you haven't been caught out deleting the post chavis replied to with his post #3784 of this thread.
We can all see why you deleted the post that reply was to.
It's funny to see your sad and pathetic attempts to twist the things said here.
Dave, you're a little girl in a big, big town.
You're my wank sock.