Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by Snee

What the fuck kind of army would let dave in. A raging fuckwit with no self-discipline. He wouldn't pass the psych test here, ffs.

Small children are less easily goaded, ffs.

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Mental problems are the bread and butter of the military.True story.

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Yeah, but there's mental and then there's mental.

I mean, I doubt lack of impulse control or logic, delusions and an inability for self-reflection are desirable traits in a soldier.


"No, I didn't really shoot those unarmed civilians, and besides, they would have shot first, so I was only doing it in self-defense before they started shooting."

I don't really see hiring someone who keeps going back to the same spot day after day, fighting badly at that, when the only reason there is still fighting to be had is because they keep going there, catching on. Except maybe in the US military, now that I think about it.

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Originally Posted by chalice

In other news, Bill Murray isn't going to appear in Ghostbusters 3.

Well, what's the fucking point then.

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Dan Aykroid?

Rick Moranis?

They may be fantastic, fucking outstanding and all that, but I'll always be able to say Venkman wasn't in it, innit.

Rendering it wank.

Noice one Ramsey!

Morning bored.

T-16 days to Belfast :fear:

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by manker

treating spastics like spastics is the way forward. I learned that from a forumlar sage.

Onto more important matters; I think Mary may have been a little more upset than she let on about the constant sexual insinuation regarding his wife, one Ivana Sukurnobofski. And also the fat jokes.

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Is there any merit in this supposition?

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I didn't wanna say it, but I will.

You're aware that Ivana has taken stock of this forum, aren't you? She's a bit hurt, understandably.

Coincidence? Sleep medication? Road trips? Family? I think fucking not.

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Well, fucking fuck. I just needed to say it aloud, peruse the feedback.
How tortured must Mary have been to invent a life.

I think we over-whacked the piñata to the extent that we got bloody viscera instead of the sweet candy of success.

In other news; fuck Ghostbusters, I thought there already was a III and also, hai Skweeks.
Are you still taking the homosexual with you to Belfast and have you pre-booked accommodation.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by chalice

I didn't wanna say it, but I will.

You're aware that Ivana has taken stock of this forum, aren't you? She's a bit hurt, understandably.

Coincidence? Sleep medication? Road trips? Family? I think fucking not.

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Well, fucking fuck. I just needed to say it aloud, peruse the feedback.
How tortured must Mary have been to invent a life.

I think we over-whacked the piñata to the extent that we got bloody viscera instead of the sweet candy of success.

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Even the gentlest of caresses to that particular piñata would've yielded similar results. The boy was playing with fire.

And now, where has all that candour and sincerity gotten him?

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Originally Posted by manker

In other news; fuck Ghostbusters, I thought there already was a III and also, hai Skweeks.
Are you still taking the homosexual with you to Belfast and have you pre-booked accommodation.

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Hai manks - Yes, and yes.

Hai Skweeks. Now for some racism.

There are two landlord owned houses in our street. One is next door and the other is two doors up. A fucking convoy of gypos have moved in two doors up, bringing with them noise and an assortment of unwieldy vehicles, a troop of exotic mongrels bringing up their rear. They stand and thrust their defiant faces, their snotty nosed childrens' defiant faces and their ample bosoms streetwards. Basically saying 'come have a go if you think you're hygienic enough'.

A family of Poles have moved in next door. I can hear foreign shuffling and Euro-pop and another fucking dog. This street is a flea-bitten menagerie of yapping quadrupeds and their deposits. Some cunt tea-leafed our delivery of lemonade the other day from outside the porch.

Bunch of fucking cunts.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

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Originally Posted by manker

In other news; fuck Ghostbusters, I thought there already was a III and also, hai Skweeks.
Are you still taking the homosexual with you to Belfast and have you pre-booked accommodation.

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Hai manks - Yes, and yes.

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Alright, Skweeks.
Damn and damn.

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Originally Posted by chalice

Hai Skweeks. Now for some racism.

There are two landlord owned houses in our street. One is next door and the other is two doors up. A fucking convoy of gypos have moved in two doors up, bringing with them noise and an assortment of unwieldy vehicles, a troop of exotic mongrels bringing up their rear. They stand and thrust their defiant faces, their snotty nosed childrens' defiant faces and their ample bosoms streetwards. Basically saying 'come have a go if you think you're hygienic enough'.

A family of Poles have moved in next door. I can hear foreign shuffling and Euro-pop and another fucking dog. This street is a flea-bitten menagerie of yapping quadrupeds and their deposits. Some cunt tea-leafed our delivery of lemonade the other day from outside the porch.

Bunch of fucking cunts.

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Delivery of lemonade :blink:

All I can say about your current predicament is that it's entirely your fault for moving to a rowdy suburb in the 1950s.

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by manker

Well, fucking fuck. I just needed to say it aloud, peruse the feedback.
How tortured must Mary have been to invent a life.

I think we over-whacked the piñata to the extent that we got bloody viscera instead of the sweet candy of success.

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Even the gentlest of caresses to that particular piñata would've yielded similar results. The boy was playing with fire.

And now, where has all that candour and sincerity gotten him?

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One step down from mbm and slightly ahead of ziggy on goal difference in the ongoing fst lounge pity league of shame, that's where.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by chalice

Hai Skweeks. Now for some racism.

There are two landlord owned houses in our street. One is next door and the other is two doors up. A fucking convoy of gypos have moved in two doors up, bringing with them noise and an assortment of unwieldy vehicles, a troop of exotic mongrels bringing up their rear. They stand and thrust their defiant faces, their snotty nosed childrens' defiant faces and their ample bosoms streetwards. Basically saying 'come have a go if you think you're hygienic enough'.

A family of Poles have moved in next door. I can hear foreign shuffling and Euro-pop and another fucking dog. This street is a flea-bitten menagerie of yapping quadrupeds and their deposits. Some cunt tea-leafed our delivery of lemonade the other day from outside the porch.

Bunch of fucking cunts.

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Delivery of lemonade :blink:

All I can say about your current predicament is that it's entirely your fault for moving to a rowdy suburb in the 1950s.

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Yep, every Saturday the lemonade man and his long-suffering sidekick drop off the juice. It's our way of supporting a dying industry. My eldest used to work for them on Saturdays (good lad), so we fell into an obligation. Nobody drinks it. It's rank. Still have to pay for the pish and tip the sidekick, though.

See. You're a tart with a heart <3


Watching the mixed doubles gold medal match at the moment. Both burds are pretty sexsay, which makes it 50% better than the ladies' singles final.

Wonderful, Dave. Truly wonderful. I got four lines in and zoned out. Started thinking about the gypos up the street. There was a screech of brake earlier and I heard a thick brogue rambling out something about burnings out.

In other news, are you enjoying the Olympics, Dave?

Your loss chavis, you'd have liked that one.

I'm afraid I ripped my tickets up, see I look at those people in the Olympics and just know they're all pretty much the same kind of people as she, you, manker, MBM... people are all pretty much the same kind of scum. So I'm afraid I haven't bothered watching or reading anything about it.

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We are scum and you got snooker-balled right up your clueless chops, nonce.

Who's the daddy, Dave?

dave, you're being boring again.

Can't you find some friends in your own mental age to play with. Must be a local children's crèche or somesuch with a suitable balustrade.

Dave's sitting there, frantically trying to kill the twenty minutes or so it will take for his new tor exit node to push a couple of html pages through so he can write this:

'See, I knew manker was lying, I posted something that I knew he would delete but then chalice replied and manker said he wouldn't delete it if someone replied but he did anyway, how dare he delete my words omfg i hate all of you scum but especially the scum that lie and hate and spew.'

You don't have to bother now, David :)

As I said, a wise and noble mod.

He might've like totally changed his world around and posted something containing humility, humour and horror. It might've been fucking fantastic. We might've been enlightened.

Now we'll never know, you nazi.

Like a good nazi, I just banned him not five minutes ago as he was making a report to tell people how mean I am.
He would have finished the report, hit the send button and got the 'dave u r banned again lol' message I lovingly prepared for him.

No one will ever know what was in the report, it's lost in the ether.

It's no wonder he hates me the mostest :happy:

Well, as I've always said; if you're gonna be a nazi, be the best nazi you can be.

After the war Mossad will work for you.

Because Idol.

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Yeah the monkey's pretty hot.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120782/

I just realized the capper spelt it with a zed.

Cunt.

There is the fantastic sided-bewb but that was the reason I put it up :D

The Welsh are devious lot aren't they?

So Andy What'shisname won something or other.
Almost makes up for being such a failure up to this point doesn't it?

Also for some reason Bolt sickens me considerably less than all the other walking ego sprinters.

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Originally Posted by Idol

The Welsh are devious lot aren't they?

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Mary once said a similar thing to me, her exact words were; 'are the Welsh a sneaky people'.
This was, of course, before she started inventing road trips and sleep medication and pizza jaunts and having family who let her visit.

I think we can all learn something from that.

Obviously he had a point though as you are clearly screwing with my mind.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

So Andy What'shisname won something or other.
Almost makes up for being such a failure up to this point doesn't it?

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I don't think so, he didn't cry like a big girl, which seems a pre-requisite for any and all achievements in professional sport recently.

I'd have preferred him to have won a slam this year. Or any year.
Dunno what he thinks, no one asked him. I'd have asked him :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Also for some reason Bolt sickens me considerably less than all the other walking ego sprinters.

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Same, dewd. The one I hate the most is Justin Gatlin for obvious reasons but I also hate Asafa Powell, too. He's a less male and less good version of Serena Williams.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Obviously he had a point though as you are clearly screwing with my mind.

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What you're currently feeling isn't not unrequited.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Also for some reason Bolt sickens me considerably less than all the other walking ego sprinters.

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Same, dewd. The one I hate the most is Justin Gatlin for obvious reasons...

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The drug thing
Or because he's Black but not nonthreatening Black like Bill Cosby or Aunt Jemima?
Or because he has the affront to have the name Gatlin and not be one of the Gatlin Brothers?
Or because while not sure , he may be b looking at you funny and so needs to go to the ovens?

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by manker

Same, dewd. The one I hate the most is Justin Gatlin for obvious reasons...

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The drug thing
Or because he's Black but not nonthreatening Black like Bill Cosby or Aunt Jemima?
Or because he has the affront to have the name Gatlin and not be one of the Gatlin Brothers?
Or because while not sure , he may be b looking at you funny and so needs to go to the ovens?

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Yes.
Especially the last one.

Well, dave dowell. cba to read beyond a couple of lines of that, because experience has shown that it's always the same wank you post.

But yes, you are really boring. chalice or manker, fex, are intelligent, funny and imaginative, as opposed to an angry moron who keeps posting the same immature nonsense, over and over. It was funny watching you being an idiot, for a bit, and we all used to laugh at you, but now it's just infinite variations of you not getting it, again.