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did i win?
I think you did :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by bobbintb
espeshally if its a FUR BURGER!!!!!11Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
I always had you marked down as more of a badly wrapped kebab man.
Only if its been ran over and left to ferment :naughty:
smashed gym this morning and now im eating sammichez and watching good will hunting on t'iplayer, forgot what an orsum film it is. maiks me wanna read books, but then i remember that readings gay ...but then so's films with ben assfleck in them, but then mork and mindy and jason bourne are in it too so i just dunno what to believe. it's a fucking conundrum is what it is! :unsure:
the woman wot made my sammich over the road had well big boobs. you know, like really big. i can't remember what she looked like in the face but.
it says veteran under my name, i am so fucking aroused right now it is unreal!!!!!!!!!!1
I liked DogmaQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
And Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
And rather bizarrely Daredevil.
And obviously anything with Jennifer Anniston in it.
Except Friends.
Q Can you tell me one really good thing Ben Affleck has been in.
A Jennifer Aniston
Making up your own jokes FTW.
i read in a magazine (someone told me who read it in a magazine) that that brad pitt fella wots been in movie films and her said that she smelt of wee all the time :unsure:
which makes me want to fuck her even more.
Nah, you would fuck her odd.
not to mention her bumhole :smilie4:
i asked our new receptionist at work if she wanted to accompany me in the server room to play a new game i had just invented called angry bumholes, she said no before i could even explain the rules!1 :emo:
Cow
Whurd to that, J to the P. Chix just dunno wots good for them - that's why guise like us have to tell them. :smilie4:
/fact +science.
Their cute wee brains just aren't wired for that type of thinking, mate.
God bless their wee cotton socks.
Who's wopped?
Me, that's who.
I'm a heliwopter. I'm Beverley Hills Wopped.
I'm Wop The Dead Donkey. I'm the Flosbury Wop. I'm Let's Go To The Wop. I'm Janis Woplin. I'm the Keystone Wops. I'm all wopsided. Just saw a film. It was Metwoplis. I'm back by wopular demand. Wop the clocks.
chavis. He's top of the wops.
I'll do one! Chavis is so wopped he's ....errr he's, i mean.... ..ummm...... FUCK!!
I'm making wop circles. I have to go in for a woperation. I'm a woptical illusion. I'm getting woppy seconds. I'm Woposition Joe off of The Wire.
woppy seconds, lulz :sneaky:
Sorry I missed this last night I was really really otherwise occupied.
god i love tits. wimins ones the mostest.
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'tell you who's got really noice tae'taes - the girl that does the early morning shift at the big Costa in town. I think that's something we call all agree on ftw :smilie4:
I certainly wouldn't disagree with that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
hoi, yous guise, is that falling skies any good? i think that chubby waste of space spielbergs done it. i'd dismiss it outright on that alone but the trailer looked like the aliens weren't friendly!?1 :o but then it did look like team america was saving the day using quips and silent nods to each other after heroic speaches. i'd imagine there's some walking in formation too, maybe even in slow motion... :eyebrows:
in other news. today i woke up, went to wurk - installed the same piece of bespoke software (which couldn't be rolled out due to all the config needed) on 21 different PCs, which took 9 hours. then i went to the shop and bought a new iron coz my tescos extra value iron broke. then i went to the gym then i came home.
true story (though some characters names and faces may have been altered to protect real identities). :eyebrows:
Good story, I particularly ilke the way you built the characters up so that the listener felt as if they almost knew them earl.
In other news, I'm still wopped.
I'm Tantrum Of The Wopera. I'm a Lepiwopterist. I have to go see a woptometrist. I'm Woptimus Prime.
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won't someone think of the children :no:
speaking of sexy children, it was bring your hawt, much older make-up wearing 14 year old daughter to work day t'other day. it was so confusing and wrong :no:
Being wopped beats 14 year olds with a big phallic stick.
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sneaky stuffs :sneaky:
no wai! remember those hawt russian tatu lezzers wot done that song that one thyme?? :o
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thyme to go to wurk :emo:
That's approximately circa around when I wake up ish.
just gotten back from spoons where i had not 1 but 4 budwisers im such a man :smilie4:
Phoaties or it didn't happen