Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

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an angry moron who keeps posting the same immature nonsense, over and over. It was funny watching you being an idiot, for a bit, and we all used to laugh at you, but now it's just infinite variations of you not getting it, again.

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plus won ._.

There was something new in this post. I got challenged to a staying up late competition.
Which, as fun as it sounds, I withdrew from.

I think I love Jessica Ennis.

Mornsup :coffee:

We all do, barbie. All of us.
She's the acceptable face of Denise Lewis.

Just been watching a spot of table-tennis. The Japanese pwned shit the fuck right up.
Her name is Ai Fukuhara. Which is exactly what a Japanese person would say if you told them to repeat 'I fuck you harder'

Yeah. That's basically why I watched it.

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Would. Absolutely no questions.

Question. Beth Tweddle, yes or no?

I think yes, even though she's never really aged into a woman, just an older version of a teenage girl....

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Her name is Ai Fukuhara. Which is exactly what a Japanese person would say if you told them to repeat 'I fuck you harder'

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That's the smile-inducing thought of the morning. :happy:

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Question. Beth Tweddle, yes or no?

I think yes, even though she's never really aged into a woman, just an older version of a teenage girl....

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Fuck no, barbie. What the hell are you thinking.

Your post is all to cock, Beth Tweddle is possibly the ugliest woman at the Olympics - I'm including the weightlifters, and if a woman doesn't really age after she's left her teen years - that's a good thing.
Except in her case, it just means she will have a face like Beth Tweddle for the rest of her life.

And she's scouse.

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Her name is Ai Fukuhara. Which is exactly what a Japanese person would say if you told them to repeat 'I fuck you harder'

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That's the smile-inducing thought of the morning. :happy:

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it induced more than a smile from me. i just want it to be tomorrow so i can watch her in the final.

Do you think they have many wardrobe malfunctions in the table-tennis :unsure:

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Question. Beth Tweddle, yes or no?

I think yes, even though she's never really aged into a woman, just an older version of a teenage girl....

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Fuck no, barbie. What the hell are you thinking.

Your post is all to cock, Beth Tweddle is possibly the ugliest woman at the Olympics - I'm including the weightlifters, and if a woman doesn't really age after she's left her teen years - that's a good thing.
Except in her case, it just means she will have a face like Beth Tweddle for the rest of her life.

And she's scouse.

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:lol:

Quality. But she can bend her legs round her neck, surely that's gotta count for something... :unsure:

It's always about faces with you... :dry:

Srsly, I'd have a go on your common or garden female gymnast despite their taught looking faces but due to the horror that is the Tweddle visage, I think with regard to her legs behind head trick, the only advantage would be that you can quickly tie her feet there, gently roll her out of bed and down the stairs and out of the house.

She's only got a bronze, so the allure has waned slightly.

I'll only do winners, I'm fussy like that.... :smilie4:

You're right to do so.
Let's look at some selected pictoral evidence:

Gold medal; Jessica Ennis

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Silver medal; Christine Ohurogu

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Bronze medal; Beth Tweddle

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Cbf posting more pics but Pendleton won gold and Karina Bryant won bronze.
The case rests.

Christine Ongabonga there looks even worse than the Tweedle, but got silver, so obviously it's not proportional

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Question. Beth Tweddle, yes or no?

I think yes, even though she's never really aged into a woman, just an older version of a teenage girl....

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Fuck no, barbie. What the hell are you thinking.

Your post is all to cock, Beth Tweddle is possibly the ugliest woman at the Olympics - I'm including the weightlifters, and if a woman doesn't really age after she's left her teen years - that's a good thing.
Except in her case, it just means she will have a face like Beth Tweddle for the rest of her life.

And she's scouse.

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I just looked up Beth Tweedle and now I shall have nightmares.
Now the only real question is why is she competing in gymnastics when clearly she would be a natural at the equestrian events?

Btw lots of those gymnasts train to the point of ceasing to menstruate so that is why they look so preternaturally young.

And other than that, wrt Tweedle, admittedly there's a bit of teeth/gums/chin-action going on there that's a bit off, but I've only seen photos, and a lot of people look better when animated, like.

So I'll cautiously say that she's not horribly disfigured or anything.

preternaturally

Get Idol

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Christine Ongabonga there looks even worse than the Tweedle, but got silver, so obviously it's not proportional

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I just went to type 'racist' and hit enter but then I seen 'Ongabonga' and pissed myself laughing at the racism :happy:

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preternaturally

Get Idol

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O beware, my lord, of jealousy
It is the green eyed monster, which doth mock
The meat it feeds on.

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preternaturally

Get Idol

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O beware, my lord, of jealousy
It is the green eyed monster, which doth mock
The meat it feeds on.

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I was thinking that there are a few ways to interpret what you wrote, and then I got to thinking which would be the most appropriate and which you actually meant.
I then pondered a moment on whether our minds would meet.

And then I realised that you made me analyse a poem. Scumbag.
A thousand deaths on your carbon fibre soul.

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She looks absolutely filthy. I bet she prefers it up the wrong 'un. In a carpark.
Alrite, effy, btw. Long time, flowe.

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Srsly, I'd have a go on your common or garden female gymnast despite their taut looking faces but due to the horror that is the Tweddle visage, I think with regard to her legs behind head trick, the only advantage would be that you can quickly tie her feet there, gently roll her out of bed and down the stairs and out of the house.

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fixed that for you, I know the priapism is causing blood loss to your brain, so I just thought I would help out. :blink:

Is there an alternative to TinEye that actually works. I tried to run the above image, and the results were not even useful.

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Is there an alternative to TinEye that actually works. I tried to run the above image, and the results were not even useful.

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It's Victoria Pendleton.

There are a few alternatives on /b/ that I noticed the other day. They are linked on every post.
None of the fucking things ever work for me, though.

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Srsly, I'd have a go on your common or garden female gymnast despite their taut looking faces but due to the horror that is the Tweddle visage, I think with regard to her legs behind head trick, the only advantage would be that you can quickly tie her feet there, gently roll her out of bed and down the stairs and out of the house.

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fixed that for you, I know the priapism is causing blood loss to your brain, so I just thought I would help out. :blink:

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Well thank you very much, kind sir. I'm glad it was you and not chavois or Squeams. They would have been considerably more uncharitable :happy:

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O beware, my lord, of jealousy
It is the green eyed monster, which doth mock
The meat it feeds on.

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I was thinking that there are a few ways to interpret what you wrote, and then I got to thinking which would be the most appropriate and which you actually meant.
I then pondered a moment on whether our minds would meet.

And then I realised that you made me analyse a poem. Scumbag.
A thousand deaths on your carbon fibre soul.

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I believe that Shakespeare is trying to say that you are as queer as a three dollar bill.

Like he'd know, the big girl. He wrote more poems than plays and was shite at novels.

...

Actually he would know, what with the gaydar thing, but I'm sure that only works in a contemporary sense.
So much for your Machiavellian scheme, pooflord.

Just when you thought I was out, I bust my way back into this shit! BOOM!
BTW Manker... that's disgusting. I'm not sure why, but it just seems appropriate.:dry::P

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Just when you thought I was out, I bust my way back into this shit! BOOM!
BTW Manker... that's disgusting. I'm not sure why, but it just seems appropriate.:dry::P

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Wrong thread.....you posted in the wrong thread. If you are going to be speshal, we (well Meg) has a special thread just for you:

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/4...Inquire-within

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Just when you thought I was out, I bust my way back into this shit! BOOM!
BTW Manker... that's disgusting. I'm not sure why, but it just seems appropriate.:dry::P

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I'm pretty sure that you're wrong and that I was simply my calm and debonair self in whatever you're referencing, but yeah, you're going to have to revisit this thread more often if we're to converse properly. I'm pretty sure I asked you stuff weeks ago in here and you seemed to get a life and get laid rather than reply.
You've let yourself down, there. What would your mam say if she knew.

And also; I read that you are involved in some kind of search for Lego Ninjago in HD. For your kids.
Basically if they aren't old enough to source their own HD material, get it in SD and issue them with a stern glare or a kidney punch if they question your codec choice. In my day we had grainy VHS tapes of Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors and we damn well liked it.

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Just been watching a spot of table-tennis. The Japanese pwned shit the fuck right up.
Her name is Ai Fukuhara. Which is exactly what a Japanese person would say if you told them to repeat 'I fuck you harder'

Yeah. That's basically why I watched it.

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Would. Absolutely no questions.

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She's on today in the finals at 15:25

I've just cancelled an appointment I had at 4:15 so I won't be disturbed. True Story.
Fuck those needy client bitches.

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Just when you thought I was out, I bust my way back into this shit! BOOM!
BTW Manker... that's disgusting. I'm not sure why, but it just seems appropriate.:dry::P

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Wrong thread.....you posted in the wrong thread. If you are going to be speshal, we (well Meg) has a special thread just for you:

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/4...Inquire-within

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Some applicants are allowed to submit via crayon on institutional toilet paper. He's in without reservation...

Jebus.
GB just won gold and bronze in the triathlon. The guy who won it ran the 10000 metres around a minute slower than Mo Farah the winner of the 10k track gold, and one second slower than the second fastest British athlete after he'd already done the bike ride and the swim, and he slowed down to a jog for the last lap, wrapped himself in flag and walked over the line while clapping the crowd.

Incidentally, there was copious amounts of pain and suffering endured by the medallists in this event so Idol should approve.

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Jebus.
GB just won gold and bronze in the triathlon. The guy who won it ran the 10000 metres around a minute slower than Mo Farah the winner of the 10k track gold, and one second slower than the second fastest British athlete after he'd already done the bike ride and the swim, and he slowed down to a jog for the last lap, wrapped himself in flag and walked over the line while clapping the crowd.

Incidentally, there was copious amounts of pain and suffering endured by the medallists in this event so Idol should approve.

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So far all "our" medal favourties like Simon Whateverhisnameis (he's a loser so I've forgotten about him already)have crashed and burned (literally in Simon What'shisfaces's case - see also Dlylan Somethingorother and the female boxer and the ginger woman triathlete)
Even when "we" do well the officials rob us of stuff (see women's football team).

Actually I'm pretty sure we would be pwning lots stuff if not for drugs and bias officials and other countries cheating and us basically sucking at everything that doesn't involve ice or snow.

Anyway I too was pretty astounded by that poof Brit's run and would be even more so if I knew he wasn't high as a kite on some drug or other.

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Daniel Day Lewis as Spielberg's Lincoln. He dies in the end, apparently.

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Daniel Day Lewis as Spielberg's Lincoln.

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He dies in the end, apparently.

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Spoilers, please. There's 'Merkins present... :ermm:

Dewds. Picked up a WDTV gen 3 last week for the parents, to replace a Netgear eva2000 that was used to play stuff off thumb drives (moved that to the TV in their kitchen), which I previously got them. It's pretty awesome. Kind of like a really simple htpc without the ability to run other than the pre-installed software.

Thus far it's been fantastic. Runs all files that have been thrown at it, including heaps of mkvs with different formats, which never works well with simple media players and such in my experience. And it's mostly over wifi, from network shares, at that. All in all, it's perfect for parent-types who don't do computers too well, once set up, and it's really cheap for what you get. I recommend it.

I'm thinking of getting one for the screen in my bedroom, even.

Also considering an android-based thumb drive computer along the lines of a Rikomagic or a Cotton Candy, with mxplayer or similar, either of those might be a good alternative. This WDTV has been better at mkvs than any of my phones or tablets, though.

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Dewds. Picked up a WDTV gen 3 last week for the parents, to replace a Netgear eva2000 that was used to play stuff off thumb drives (moved that to the TV in their kitchen), which I previously got them. It's pretty awesome. Kind of like a really simple htpc without the ability to run other than the pre-installed software.

Thus far it's been fantastic, though. Runs all files that have been thrown at it, including heaps of mkvs with different formats, which never works well with simple media players and such in my experience. And it's mostly over wifi, from network shares, at that. All in all, it's perfect for parent-types who don't do computers too well, once set up, and it's really cheap for what you get. I recommend it.

I'm thinking of getting one for the screen in my bedroom, even.

Also considering an android-based thumb drive computer along the lines of a Rikomagic or a Cotton Candy, with mxplayer or similar, either of those might be a good alternative. This WDTV has been better at mkvs than any of my phones or tablets, though.

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There are a bunch of baby racoons that come around and I feed catfood.

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Jebus.
GB just won gold and bronze in the triathlon. The guy who won it ran the 10000 metres around a minute slower than Mo Farah the winner of the 10k track gold, and one second slower than the second fastest British athlete after he'd already done the bike ride and the swim, and he slowed down to a jog for the last lap, wrapped himself in flag and walked over the line while clapping the crowd.

Incidentally, there was copious amounts of pain and suffering endured by the medallists in this event so Idol should approve.

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So far all "our" medal favourties like Simon Whateverhisnameis (he's a loser so I've forgotten about him already)have crashed and burned (literally in Simon What'shisfaces's case - see also Dlylan Somethingorother and the female boxer and the ginger woman triathlete)
Even when "we" do well the officials rob us of stuff (see women's football team).

Actually I'm pretty sure we would be pwning lots stuff if not for drugs and bias officials and other countries cheating and us basically sucking at everything that doesn't involve ice or snow.

Anyway I too was pretty astounded by that poof Brit's run and would be even more so if I knew he wasn't high as a kite on some drug or other.

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Triathletes, though :ghey: