my cousins wedding

so tonight is my cousins wedding, i grow up with him but i didnt met him since long time, last time i met him was around 5-6 years ago and it was very brief so its actually 10-12 years, i didnt want to go but he called me to be there...
now my problem is i didnt see him and his family(and my other relatives as well) for ever, same situation as all computer maniacs so am kinda freaking out about what to do there, who should i sit with and since am kinda new to all of them that would be hard, and the worst thing is i dont know how to react at weddings i mean greetings and stuff, last time i was at a wedding was my brothers and then i was like 14 so i really didnt needed to do anything.
my brother and father will probably go there but i dont prefer to go with my dad and believe me or not am kinda strange to my brother as well just like others, so it will be some kinda okword sitting by him.
last 2 days was like a hell to me thinking of the wedding, it was like getting nearer to your execution.

i really need some thoughts on this.
HELP :cry:

Take a girl? :unsure:

its gents only party, ladies have another party
we dont do mix wedding party
if we do then its only for close relatives.

take rossco? :unsure:

That's just silly mulder I live in canadia and bawa lives "Some Where but not here" :rolleyes:

ill be glad, actually ill be glad if any of you comes
i just want to end this in a way or other

:ghey:

c'mon dont give up on me
some thoughts please

How are you supposed to shag a bridesmaid if they're in a different fecking party.

You crazy Islamicists didn't think it thro :no:

Get drunk and shag the stripper.