"Your Mother and I" by The Vergent Tallion

This is my latest work, i hope you enjoy this marvellous short story. It took me two days to write this so please dont completely mock it. This is way easier to understand than the metaphorical poem i posted two days ago.
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It was on a gloomy summers evening when our evasive eyes glanced at eachothers. Your mother was like a swan,so elegant yet so fierce, i grabbed her like a 5 dollar bill prancing about on a dirty alleyway, and thrusted and thrusted and so i felt the reciprocity we shared.
i couldnt believe it, her breasts revealed as though it was an enigma i discovered, our sexual bodies hardcorley connected in a pornographical distinctive way. As i inserted my hardwood in her womenhood, she screamed like an hyiena and i roared like a bear, and as the intensity rapidly rose, the moon decided to wake, and so did the neighbours. The asswipes decided to call the police, in a moment of panic her and I ran and ran and ran.
We seeked refuge in a lush green bush were our lips met again. I closed my eyes, and slowly re-opened, i sat up and was looking at my room. It was all a dream, your mother and I was never to be. How could this be?
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please express your views on this, thank you.

i would really appreciate it if you do not spam this thread completely.

Tard.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Tard.

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jealous man, now express your view.

I'm not even going to humour you for that piece of shite drivel. Twattard.

dont spam this thread with your spam, do better than this then call it shit.

Your a fucking tard like the good lady said, now do us all a favour and go and hang yourself :D

stop sucking her dick you gay, now, i challenge anyone to do better than this then i will accept it as shit. amen

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Originally Posted by mr.mystery

dont spam this thread with your spam, do better than this then call it shit.

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OK. You want justifications?

1. You make no sense
2. Your grammer sux
3. It wasnt even poetic
4. I miss JP. Sob.:cry:

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Originally Posted by mr.mystery

i challenge anyone to do better than this then i will accept it as shit. amen

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:dry::ermm:;):rolleyes::whistling:shifty::P:blink::01::sick::dabs::ph34r::yup:

accept it unclefucker.

you 2 lazy men couldnt ever do better so fack off , pathetic little children