Sweet Mary mother of Jesus

I haven't had much luck with the internet for the past couple of months and have only been able to manage dial up speeds. I have just prepared to download a YP vid someone sent me a link to, and go and solve fermats last theorum/cure cancer/find the unified field theory in the interim, and it downloaded straight away!

Ladies and gentlemen, I have 3.29MB

I could kiss the internet right now, I really could :happy:. Today will become the beginning of the rest of my life....my second birthday if you will.

Christ on a bike. That's still pretty shite, like.

Depends if she's saying 3.29Mbits/s, 3.29MBytes/s, or if she just means she got that instantly, don't it, plank?

:unsure:

Didn't think it through. :no:

Bit like with me and flushing smurf-corpses down the toilet, then.

It wasn't as bad as that. :snooty:

Doh.....mbps. Sorry :blushing:

It's a pity I broke it in with a vid of a disabled man being shagged while watching his dog hump the cameramans leg. I had hoped for a more auspicious start to my new life, but beggars can't be choosers.

My interwebs connection got downgraded from 10Mbps to 1Mbps last year :emo:

It's actually working better now, though :smilie4:

It used to have the packetloss of doom 'cos most full-time tax dodgers can't keep from downloading two million torrents at once and/or keep their computers free of virii that reportedly fucked over the whole network.

I'm not actually paying anything for it, though.

What was the excuse for yours not working?

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Originally Posted by benchez

It wasn't as bad as that. :snooty:

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Good point, I forgot accounting for something so obvious.