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Does she have big hooters? :smilie4:
if ewe could please find a suitable .jpg of someone else who she sort of looks like and also, tomorrow morning if you could please tell us all what her gash smells like and wevar she had hair down there or maybe a nice little skull and cross bones or unicron shaved in :eyebrows:
You love painting cats. That's so Texan. :rolleyes:
luls, ewe're a pervert, mouldy:lookaroun
wasn't it last night? Did you get to destroy her vajayjay? :smilie4:
:sneaky:
There was a small child there when I walked in and I was like "lol, what's that?" and she was like "lol, that's my son"
I was totally like :dabs: and was tempted to walk back out the door but she put it to bed and said dinner was ready.
I've had waaaay better lasagne before, true story.
I'm surprised you didn't falcon punch her there and then :no:
I considered that but I wanted to get my end away.
She wasn't the best cook and she had a kid; I told her the whole "i'm not looking for anything right now etc", obviousment.
A pasty may have been smashed before the night was through.
Been invited back one night next week:sneaky: