As the title suggests, I invite you to put forward your own theories about how Oleg became speshal. Personally I think they didn't fish him out in time last time they gave him a swirly, but I am sure others have their own opinions.
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As the title suggests, I invite you to put forward your own theories about how Oleg became speshal. Personally I think they didn't fish him out in time last time they gave him a swirly, but I am sure others have their own opinions.
He and J-dye got into a fight and the ensuing slapping,biting and clawing resulted in unattended infections which played havoc with their lymphatic systems resulting in severe brain swelling which ended with the unfortunate death of critical areas of their prefrontal cortices.
Either that or he saw his Mum screw the mailman.
I think all this attention he's getting on FST is doing him a helluva lot more good than his 10+ yrs of counselling and psychotropic meds. I suggest we send the US govt a bill for services rendered. The merkin govt apparently pays anyone for any dumb ass thing whether it's worth while or not - so meh.. lets give it a shot.
Dropped on his head roughly 5000 times as a baby.
How many of those drops do you think were accidental?
His father was a lemur
I reckon he's OldGeezer. Cunt-Apple, or not.
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He feeds off pity. Apparently he got plenty of it.